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    Pray for Brother Pat Robertson

    As many of you no doubt know, Brother Pat was stricken with a stroke recently. When strokes strike, you never know if the stricken will recover well or turn into a funny sounding old man. Praise God Brother Pat is already funny sounding, but I digress.


    Doctors are reporting that things are looking good.


    Brother Robertson, an 87 year old, probably impotent servant of the Lord, has had quite a life. His failed run for the presidency would likely have been successful had he chosen Donald J. Trump as his running mate. His detractors have often cited Robertson's strongly conservative beliefs, such as the obvious truths in this article.


    Democrats try to deny the truths of the Bible in an attempt to make Robertson look like some kind of decrepit idiot. Praise God we know the truth! Jesus will not fail us - He will heal Pat and let him die a normal, honorable death when the time is right. Let's pray for him and show him that Landover Baptist Church can be counted on in times of being stricken. Glory!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Pray for Brother Pat Robertson

    Praying

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Brother Pat Robertson

      For several years I've wondered about Brother Robertson's health. There are times when his mind seems clear. For example, we've all heard him talk of demonic forces and God's punishment of sinners by sending hurricanes.

      But, as a member of the 700 Club and regular viewer, I've also heard him go off the rails. Once he was talking about storms and he said, " Weather is caused by the heating and cooling of air." Then, a few years ago, he was talking about the sin of abortion in China. He said, "Those Chinese officials have a lot of mouths to fed."

      "Goodness, Pat," I said to myself, "That is what atheists say. True Christians say God causes weather and feeds the multitudes. Please, talk like a Christian."
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Brother Pat Robertson

        My prayers go out to Brother Pat. Satan's Stroke will not take him today!
        NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Brother Pat Robertson

          i will pray 4 pat

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