[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Why yes, Reverend, I Believe it is. He's on his Cell Phone, trying to 'hit on' the Capt'n (shown up front, in the purple shirt. Whether this was Before or After this "weighty loss," The Christ knows I cannot tell).

Perhaps the two of them, now, are plotting Rat Attack 2008 ("RA8")
upon our Godly Board. Sad, isn't it?

It's horrifying, Sister! Which Captain do you think he's preparing to hit on? Captain A, or the other Captain A?

The perverts assaulting this board are as bad as these vicious attacks on the Gaede twins!

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

I just can't get enough of the Gaede twins! Here's another wholesome song by those little vixens, "Skinhead Boy":

[Brother Terrence]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Maybe asshat, if you knew your role, and didn't need external validation, you would someday be "promoted" by your peers here. I on the other hand will continue to follow the lead blindly, and obey. And someday perhaps He will see fit to grant me membership into this esteemed group of True Christians.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:




Also, they have received an EXCELLENT home school education.

For example, there is this wonderful poem by a 10 year old Lynx:

What Must Be Done

Fire and rage burn inside
But I will hold on to my pride.
My race and my family make me brave -
They are all I want; I do not crave.

We will fight for what we believe;
Our land we will retrieve.
Our race is Nature's Finest,
So I can't understand people's blindness.

All the mud races must be banished,
For look at the world they have damaged.
Look around and what do I see?
Ugly brown faces staring at me.

Our people must look like my mom and dad.
They don't now and that makes me mad.
We don't want to be mongrelized,
We want to be Nature's Finest down deep inside.

Now sit down and think of what I just said;
Remember our Cause until you are dead.
Hope what I wish comes true,
And that people come to look like me and you.

I am proud of what I just wrote,
And now I will go and read it to my Folk.

What wonderful children. Their parents have my highest regards. Does anyone know if the Gaede family are True Christians(tm)?

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:

Beautiful young ladies? Yes, they are beautiful on the outside. On the inside? Ugh!
On a related note, notice they mentioned mom and grandpa? No dad? Did she chase daddy away? Wouldn't surprise me; I wouldn't want to listen to her racist crap, either. I'm forced to agree with the LBC opinion in her case: the woman should just shut the hell up!
Honestly, I'm surprised a family as crazy as that still manages to find anyone to reproduce with. I'm guessing there's alot of inbreeding with people like that.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

Shame on you! Lynx and Lamb Gaede are two very beautiful young ladies. Much more lovely than those skanky Olsen twins:




Also, they have received an EXCELLENT home school education.

For example, there is this wonderful poem by a 10 year old Lynx:

What Must Be Done

Fire and rage burn inside
But I will hold on to my pride.
My race and my family make me brave -
They are all I want; I do not crave.

We will fight for what we believe;
Our land we will retrieve.
Our race is Nature's Finest,
So I can't understand people's blindness.

All the mud races must be banished,
For look at the world they have damaged.
Look around and what do I see?
Ugly brown faces staring at me.

Our people must look like my mom and dad.
They don't now and that makes me mad.
We don't want to be mongrelized,
We want to be Nature's Finest down deep inside.

Now sit down and think of what I just said;
Remember our Cause until you are dead.
Hope what I wish comes true,
And that people come to look like me and you.

I am proud of what I just wrote,
And now I will go and read it to my Folk.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Are you a Nazi ?

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

What are you implying about these young girls? Are some kind of black supremacist? Do you think that we should help the struggling black man get back on his feet after 146 years of freedom? How long does it take? You should be ashamed of yourself. You sicken me.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Brother Asshat,

I had to vote against you because you are attracted to those worthless harlots, the Olsen Twins.

A much better choice would have been the Gaede twins:

Mein Gott!
Well, Landover, it's official, you MIGHT not be the craziest people on earth anymore.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Listen fatboy. Jesus hates you.

Unless you do something about that He'll consider this request an insult.

.

Take Pastor Zeke for an example. Heavy job, always on the road and still a man worth looking at. (forgive me Sister Thumper, )

I agree. There are just so many things about Asshat that Jesus hates. He's fat, can't spell, probably smells bad, and insults True Christians™. He's about the farthest thing from a True Christian™ I can think of that has a physical body. He's disgusting and I am thankful that I won't have to spend a second of eternity with him. Thank you, Jesus for saving me and thank you Pastor Ezekiel for guiding me into Jesus' loving arms!

[Juliette]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Listen fatboy. Jesus hates you.

Unless you do something about that He'll consider this request an insult.

.

Take Pastor Zeke for an example. Heavy job, always on the road and still a man worth looking at. (forgive me Sister Thumper, )

[Brother Terrence]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

I pray for you asshat. However I can NOT vote you to the ranks of TrueChristian if you can't actually spell it. Let's aim for something a bit more befitting, say TrooCrissten.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Brother Asshat, you certainly have some level of colloquial charm but you are not yet ready for primetime as it were.

If you learn how to control your explosive defecation's better you might have a chance.

YIC,
Sayved

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Brother Asshat,

I had to vote against you because you are attracted to those worthless harlots, the Olsen Twins.

A much better choice would have been the Gaede twins:

I've heard of this group before over at NewSaxon.com, but I didn't know that they were so young. Those Olsen twins are disgusting harlots. Like that damned Britney Spears. But let's not get into gossiping here. That belongs in Mrs. Betty Bower's sub-forum.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Pleas pray that Captain Asshat get prompoted to True Christai

Brother Asshat,

I had to vote against you because you are attracted to those worthless harlots, the Olsen Twins.

A much better choice would have been the Gaede twins: