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My Prayers have been Answered!
As many of my close friends at LBC know, I was married to my wife, Mrs. Hutchins for quite some time, she had been able to produce a prodigious amount of children to help make Christianity stronger. Most (thank you Jesus) were good, pure sons, a few were not manly and queer as the day is long. Fortunately, God saw how my wife failed Him and He saw fit in his mysterious ways to ensure these abominations would not darken my day. Some were eliminated in farming accidents were they got caught in a combine or potato slicer. Some just disappeared. A few burst into flames and were gone. Praise!
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
I've also had a few daughters and all have been decent females except one that turned to prostitution and drugs. She blames me for it, of course, refusing to accept her failure not to follow the Bible.
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Several other babies were expressed from my wife, Mrs. Hutchins womb in a unalive state. This was a punishment from God to her for not obeying her husband. The lord knows I am a tolerant man and I do as He instructs me.
Proverbs 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Anyhow, PennMutal finally paid the two polices I had the foresight (thank you Jesus for the inspiration) two weeks prior to my wifes disappearance to purchase two short term, $50mm polices, one listing myself as a beneficiary and the other listing LBC, Pastoral General Discretionary Expense Account.
I have been informed that the Church has been wired their payout and coincidentally, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has chosen on his own, with no undue influence from any person but though God's Divine Guidance™ that my marriage of 45 years was was a sham and that my now exwife had perpetuated a fraud upon me, taking advantage of my innocent, trusting and gullible nature.
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Colossians1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
John 15:8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples.
Philippians 4:19 But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
Proverbs 3:10 So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.
Proverbs 10:22 The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.
I'll be grieving for the next few weeks. For those men that want to enjoin me and share in my sorrow, I'll be at the Bellagio at my PH suite. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be with me proffering condolences and trying their best to comfort me. Please have the desk in the lobby announce you.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.
Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
I've also had a few daughters and all have been decent females except one that turned to prostitution and drugs. She blames me for it, of course, refusing to accept her failure not to follow the Bible.
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Several other babies were expressed from my wife, Mrs. Hutchins womb in a unalive state. This was a punishment from God to her for not obeying her husband. The lord knows I am a tolerant man and I do as He instructs me.
Proverbs 29:15 The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.
Anyhow, PennMutal finally paid the two polices I had the foresight (thank you Jesus for the inspiration) two weeks prior to my wifes disappearance to purchase two short term, $50mm polices, one listing myself as a beneficiary and the other listing LBC, Pastoral General Discretionary Expense Account.
I have been informed that the Church has been wired their payout and coincidentally, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has chosen on his own, with no undue influence from any person but though God's Divine Guidance™ that my marriage of 45 years was was a sham and that my now exwife had perpetuated a fraud upon me, taking advantage of my innocent, trusting and gullible nature.
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Colossians1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
John 15:8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples.
Philippians 4:19 But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
Proverbs 3:10 So shall thy barns be filled with plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.
Proverbs 10:22 The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.
I'll be grieving for the next few weeks. For those men that want to enjoin me and share in my sorrow, I'll be at the Bellagio at my PH suite. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be with me proffering condolences and trying their best to comfort me. Please have the desk in the lobby announce you.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.
Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
As you also know, my fiancée has been AWOL for over a year and I thank Jesus and my wits every single day to have been able to avoid the chains of marriage. 
If I'm absent on government duties please feel free to have my new Filipino houseboys service you in any way you wish! 
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