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  • TheChristianAtheist
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Please help me, for the love of God...

    OK well, let me first start out by saying that I absolutely love sex. I just can't get enough. I enjoy doing it practically every day with as many women as I can. Sometimes I try different positions, and go on for hours on end.

    Here's my problem: I think I've tired out my.. uhh.. "manly parts".

    I can't get an erection no matter how hard I try or how much I want to have sexual relations with whoever it is that night.

    Has anyone else had this problem? I read in the Bible that it's OK to reproduce with other people if your wife isn't fertile enough.. So I tried my sister-in-law. And that's when it happened.

    I really need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!
  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021

    #2
    Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

    You should be happy the Lord even gave you a tallywacker, you pervert.
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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    • Tothix
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

      You sir are my hero lol made me laugh my ass off. Try this.

      <VILE PORN LINK REMOVED>
      Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 09-12-2008, 02:16 AM. Reason: vile porn link removed

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

        You're simply being punished for giving in to your carnal desires. I think it's safe to say that you'll be further punished by catching the AIDS if you keep up your lustful activities. These health problems are par for the course for heathens. I'm an old man and I can still perform my manly duties with my wife!
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Jean Poole
          Mother of 20
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 384

          #5
          Re: Please help me, for the love of God...

          Someone's on the road to hell.
          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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