Top archbishop prays for Queen Lizzie's husband to die!

[Dennis Lukes]

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I noticed from the timeline of that heretic's "prayer" that most points had been covered over the preceding 97 years. Does he only pray for things that have already happened? Later on (this was all the following day) he asked God (if that's what he thinks he's doing) about the other vehicle. I believe it was of foreign manufacture and although its passengers were hurt perhaps that's the reason why The Duke's prayer came up sooner? I'm not suggesting the Primate waited to get a look at the hospital report first.

The poor, simpleminded boy really doesn't know what's going on or what he's talking about. This is one of the many reasons why his kind should never be granted positions of authority. Ever since Prince Harry the Spare-y and that high yellow negress jumped the broom, I'm sure this sort of affirmative action has been in full swing.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Top archbishop prays for Queen Lizzie's husband to die!

I noticed from the timeline of that heretic's "prayer" that most points had been covered over the preceding 97 years. Does he only pray for things that have already happened? Later on (this was all the following day) he asked God (if that's what he thinks he's doing) about the other vehicle. I believe it was of foreign manufacture and although its passengers were hurt perhaps that's the reason why The Duke's prayer came up sooner? I'm not suggesting the Primate waited to get a look at the hospital report first.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Based on this, we realize that Philip was desperately trying to escape this unhappy marriage, failing to realize that all marriages are supposed to be unhappy (Luke 14:26)! Our Creation Science Team has determined that Philip was probably trying to reach the Channel Tunnel to flee from the Brexit debacle, too, presumably to his home country of Grease.

Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, there is a rumor in Britain that he was attempting to escape to the village of Yaohnanen on the small island of Tanna in Vanuatu. (No, I don't know where it is either.) There, Phil the Greek is worshiped as a deity by the primitive followers of the Prince Philip Movement and could live out his remaining days in some degree of luxury, with all the yams he can eat.

As a former sailor, he may have intended to commandeer the Royal Yacht, having forgotten that was decommissioned over 20 years ago and that the Queen is now reduced to renting a former car ferry when she wants to go on a cruise.

2 Samuel 1:27 How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished!

[Elmer G. White]

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This is a sad story but I have serious doubts about praying for a man (or simian?) who felt that it would be appropriate to proclaim himself a false god (Deuteronomy 6:14). Of course, the prayers of this "bishop" are futile (John 9:31) and the only hope Mr. Queen has, is True Christian™ intervention. Should we intervene? To do that, we'd need to know some crucial details about this incident.

Background
Prince Philip is a desperate man caught in an intolerable marriage. His consort is an uppity woman (1 Corinthians 11:3) who often succumbs to booze.



Conclusions

Based on this, we realize that Philip was desperately trying to escape this unhappy marriage, failing to realize that all marriages are supposed to be unhappy (Luke 14:26)! Our Creation Science Team has determined that Philip was probably trying to reach the Channel Tunnel to flee from the Brexit debacle, too, presumably to his home country of Grease. Thus, his motivation was understandable if unGodly. Further questions remain:

• What kind of a motor vehicle insurance policy did he have? Will he lose his bonuses now? Are the injuries of the collateral damage people covered? If he loses his bonuses, will he have enough lifetime to re-gain them?
• Did the police conduct a proper cavity search? They should have, although it would necessitate extensive Spiritual Crisis Intervention to those poor officers who would have been forced to peek into the rectal region of this unnaturally old person.
• How high was the bail set to release him under the Queen's custody? Was he cuffed? He should have been. Do the guards realize that the other inmates will be in sodomistic peril if this wannabe God can rampage free in the ward?

So many questions, so few answers. I'll refrain from praying until we get some accurate data. After all, it is practically certain that God orchestrated this accident to show the world the terrible nature of the Royal House. This is the only explanation as to why the car was cast sideways as if the engine went dead!

Psalms 76:6
At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the chariot and horse are cast into a dead sleep.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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And I forgot to point out that the gap-toothed, bug-eyed Bantu who made the Tweet holds the title "Primate of England."

What an outrage that he should have to suffer such racial abuse. No wonder he prays for their deaths.

The proper term would be "Chief Son of Ham of England". Or "Top slave of slaves". (Genesis 9:18-27)

[Dennis Lukes]

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And I forgot to point out that the gap-toothed, bug-eyed Bantu who made the Tweet holds the title "Primate of England." This is further proof of the Windsors' social Darwinist beliefs. He is NOT a monkey! That's racist! He is a human being of a race that has been cursed by God to be lazy, stupid, ugly, smelly, and criminal. Not a monkey!

[Dennis Lukes]

The British Royal Family are Inbred Nazis!

God hates Prince Philip and we should all pray for his death and damnation. Besides promoting blasphemy and poor dental hygeine, the British royal family are all Nazis.



Here's little Princess Elizabeth in 1933, heiling Hitler. Being raised from birth with the belief that they are special and inherently better than the common folk, is it any wonder that she had pro-Nazi sympathies at such an early age? Also pictured are her father, the future King George VI; her mother, Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon; and her sister, the future drug-addled harlot Princess Margaret; Nazis one and all.





And here's Lizzie's future husband, Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark, attending a Nazi event in 1937. Perhaps their shared passion for fascism is what drew them together in the first place.





Here's another photo from 1937. That's former King Edward VIII (the uncle of Queen Elizabeth) meeting with Adolf Hitler, of whom he was a great personal admirer. His slutty wife Wallis Simpson is also known to have had sex with Nazi Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop, who was executed in 1946 for crimes against humanity.



Here's a more recent royal photograph. That's Prince Harry, the grandson of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, showing where his true sympathies lie in 2005.


It should come as no shock to anyone that the British Royal Family are great supporters of authoritarianism and fascism, but why the specifically Germanic flavor of Nazism? Aren't they British? WRONG!


King George I, the great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of Queen Elizabeth II, was a German, as was his wife. In fact, their name was the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha until they changed it to Windsor during World War I to disguise the fact that their loyalty lied with the Kaiser instead of with their British subjects. The British Royal Family is nothing more than an immigrant family of tax mooching Nazis. If people as paganistic and primitive as the French and the Russians can get rid of their monarchs, what's stopping the Brits?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Just got this in the anonymous prayer requests mailbox:

HM the Queen's husband, Phil the Greek, has been involved in a traffic accident. He was driving, and pulled out from a driveway on to the public highway. He is 97 years old. He was uninjured - though the little, unimportant people in the other car were taken to hospital.

The Archbish of York (second only to the Archbish of Canterbury in the hierarchy of the Church of England, or third if you include the Queen) has tweeted on this important matter:

Almighty God, the Fountain of all Goodness,We humbly beseech thee to bless Philip Duke of Edinburgh:Endue him with thy Holy Spirit; enrich him with thy Heavenly Grace; prosper him with all happiness; and bring him to thine everlasting kingdom, through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

The responses are perhaps not what he hoped for. Am not sure what to pray for: does Archbish Sentamu want Phil dead?

I would consider this a reminder of why you should be careful what you pray for. Prayer actually works, it's not like "wishful thinking" aka "the law of attraction", which we have been playing with. We only killed Patrick Swayze and got the Pope fired, probably because someone misunderstood the joke, and prayed when they were supposed to be "visualizing".

I'm going to add that I can't make any sense of the British class system - they should just rank people by how much money they have, like everyone else does.

Also, while normally I would not pray for someone to recover from what was either incompetent driving or God's punishment, I'll make an exception. The British drive on the wrong side of the road, which is confusing for people all ages.