Please pray for the National Enquirer

[its_faith]

My fellow Christians, these are dark days indeed that all these fine Christian institutions and individuals need our prayers. In this latest witch hunt the evil Jeff Bezos and his Amazons are charging the National Enquirer with extortion! What is this world coming to when friends of President Trump cant extort the sinful enemies of President Trump?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Please pray for the National Enquirer

So it's become a 3-sided war - a Mêlée à Trois, as the french say when they can't decide who to surrender to.

The first thing Cortez did was attack Amazon. Trump's first supporter was The National Enquirer readership. Amazon is a leader in replacing everybody with machines, which people blame on Jews Replacing Us, creating Trump voters. I don't know where Bat-Boy comes into this, he's seems to have the same beady bug-eyes that Cortez has. Love child?

I'm trying to connect the dots here, but if I did the resulting conspiracy-wall would end up more tangled than the wires under my computer desk:





Anyone who thinks conspiracy-walls are this tidy needs to try researching a real conspiracy.