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  • Pray for Joey Salads.

    Joey Salads is a famous republican youtuber. I am willing to overlook the fact that he drank his own urine if it means he’s going to run a demoncrat out of office. I also have to applaud his way of putting the Nigras in their place in a whimsical way that isn’t overly harsh.

    this is whimsical.

    He has done several social experiments on YouTube to show how violent the Nigra communities are while the white suburban areas are calm and peaceful. He has shown us that Bernie and Hillary supporters are violent ingrates while Trump supporters will go up and hug you. Many demoncrats will try to claim that these are staged videos but I want proof. Yes some of the same people appear in several videos but that just goes to show how wild and out of control democrats are. They do EVERYTHING bad imaginable. Not to mention they aren’t PAID actors from Joey Saladino. They’re paid shillaries. This man needs our prayer and support. Why is he not a True Christian ™️ yet? He’s as Trumpy as one can get in politics and I want him to win. Thoughts on this guys?
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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    Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

    Maxine, I must warn you that I fully researched this young man using my connections in the intellegence community and it turns out Mr. Joey "Salads" is actually called Joseph Saladino. Do I need to explain that means he is a joo mexican? I sincerely doubt his type makes American great again.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

      Oh god. But he looked so white and has held such white values. Is this a trap?



      He was only pressured to put fake video after some chink named H3H3 forced him to say its fake.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

        Regarding the matter of staging videos, this goes to show you the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Republicans stage hugging people. Democrats stage school shootings as part of an insidious plot to repeal the 2nd Amendment and usher in the New World Order.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

          Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
          This man needs our prayer and support. Why is he not a True Christian ™️ yet? He’s as Trumpy as one can get in politics and I want him to win. Thoughts on this guys?
          Personally, I like to know the recipients of my prayers are worthy of my time. You see, Jesus listens to my prayers and I don't want to send Him on any wild goose chases. What does Mr. Salads require from the LORD that he cannot get through prayer or hard work himself? If he is a True Christian(tm), I do not know, however I did not notice any Biblical support in his communications.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

            He said he 100 percent supports Trump and he is a republican. He is going head to head against a demoncrat in the 2020 election in godless Staten Island. He’s one more soldier who can help further Trump’s godly policies. He is inexperienced in politics though and needs to start outlining policy. He seems to be a little...touched. He believes that he can get by because he is popular on YouTube alone. He is only running in Staten Island after living in godless California for many years. I worry that he’s a bit stupid and offering prayer may finally give him the guidance he needs to be respectable in the GOP primary.
            My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

              Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
              He said he 100 percent supports Trump and he is a republican. He is going head to head against a demoncrat in the 2020 election in godless Staten Island. He’s one more soldier who can help further Trump’s godly policies. He is inexperienced in politics though and needs to start outlining policy. He seems to be a little...touched. He believes that he can get by because he is popular on YouTube alone. He is only running in Staten Island after living in godless California for many years. I worry that he’s a bit stupid and offering prayer may finally give him the guidance he needs to be respectable in the GOP primary.
              But... does he believe in Jesus? Even the most ardent Trump supporter will find the Lake of Fire torturous. He will find himself bobbing up and down among the waves of flames alongside people of all political persuasion. I don't see why I should pray for the Spiritually Walking Dead.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                Joey Salads is a famous republican youtuber.
                Whatever a "youtuber" is, this one is not as famous as he likes to imagine: I've never heard of him and have so little curiosity about him that I'm not going to bother to look him up.


                Thank you, Dr Toole, for doing the research so we don't have to. I dare say if Jesus wants to save Messican joos then He will get around to it in His Own Good and Holy Time, with or without my prayers. In this case it will be without them.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Joey Salads.



                  I think he does believe in Jesus. He’s proven how mooslim monkeys are a lot scarier than Christians. He portrays Christians as helping others by dropping off a briefcase full of money to strangers and can be heard saying “praise Jesus”. He’s under attack by mooslimbers as well for showing the truth.
                  My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                    He looks like he wandered away from the local church's Nativity Play. I think more than prayers, he needs a bath and a job.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                      Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                      I think he does believe in Jesus. He’s proven how mooslim monkeys are a lot scarier than Christians. He portrays Christians as helping others by dropping off a briefcase full of money to strangers and can be heard saying “praise Jesus”. He’s under attack by mooslimbers as well for showing the truth.
                      Miss 2231,

                      I am having trouble understanding why you would defy the advice of True Christians™ and continue to promote a person that is apparently just a charlatan when it comes to True Spirituality™?
                      • Item: He "fears for his life"
                      • No True Christian™ would "fear for his life" and a True Christian™ Lady would only fear if she had hitherto failed in childbearing (1 Timothy 2:15). A True Christian™ male would never utter such blasphemous idiocies, as he would know how the Rod of God would comfort him.
                      Psalms 23:4
                      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

                      Who would "fear for his life" - a committed sinner who knows that his eternal dwelling place will be one of punishment.

                      Psalms 53:5
                      There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

                      Now, Miss 2231, isn't it time you gave up your uppity ways and ceased your debating with True Christian™ multiparous women of good standing?


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer

                      PS: Your cumbersome username apparently refers to Matthew 22:31, a verse that you should really study and examine including its context (which is the whole Bible): "But as touching the resurrection of the dead, have ye not read that which was spoken unto you by God, saying,"
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                        My ignorance as a young female must’ve gotten the best of me. I did more research and I will take your advice as the best. He apparently believes “Captain America” to be real. The only superhero I believe in is Jesus Christ.
                        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                          I'm not buying it. I'm sure Mr. Salads will get tossed in the Lake of Fire, and tossed about by demonic minions so that a true Republican can be the dead ringer!

                          How could you fall for this Mr. Salads Maxine, when Trump is around?

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                            Re: Pray for Joey Salads.

                            I love Trump and have, for once, been blindly believing others because they say they love Trump. I thought he was white, but further evidence shows his parents are sand nigras? I apologize deeply for wanting to promote this man. I also had to google what tossing Salads meant as we don’t use that kind of language in my house. I asked my Pa and he sent me to the prayer closet for the past few nights.
                            My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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