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Let get with it kids, Skins are 0 por dos, Ive been prayin mi culo off so its gotta be you guys slackin off. If you want next months offering ya better get crackin. As long as you spend so much time on your knees pray for something worthwhile, a plague of boils would be cool. P.S. Hows Dog Spit comin along?
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Dog spit?
I think her pet Pooch ate her or something.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Bozo, mi Solo,Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
Mi gustaria su Cinco. Jesus! (You may pronounce this in either the Spanish or English way.)
DogSpit was banned because she planned a Rat Attack on Landover's message board. I, in fact, was the one who originated the rumor.
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If I had any idea what your illiterate ramblings were trying to say, I would answer.
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No more dogspit? My Eskimo wife's retarded half-brother will be very disppointed.Originally posted by SUV View Post
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We talkin "Poodle likes it, poodle chews it?(Frank Zappa)Originally posted by Talitha View Post
Su< mi nina, you dident do this out of jealousy did you? You know your first among many. And yes I know mi espanol sucks-o.Originally posted by SUV View Post
We'll start with somethin simple.TIE YOUR TUBES!!!!!!!Originally posted by Jean Poole View PostIf I had any idea what your illiterate ramblings were trying to say, I would answer.
I guess she will just have to take up the slack again.Originally posted by Brother Avatar View PostNo more dogspit? My Eskimo wife's retarded half-brother will be very disppointed.Wrestling with Demons.
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Señor Troll,Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
You are just out of rehab amigo and we do not want to send you back. Apologize to Jean and all is forgiven. Insulting True Christian™ mujeres en El Forum Favorito de Dios™ is not permitted.sigpic
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Tie my tubes!
Do you know what an unGodly thing you are saying? A woman was created to be a helpmeet to man, and a mother to his children. More children from True Christians™ means more True Christians™. 
GLORY!
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God Almighty doesn't take orders from expat drunks. anyway, changing a play in a given NFL game costs alot more than $5! And changing a QB? Are you kidding?Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
Don't try and jew God, ok? Just because you can live in Mexico for $1 a day (whores included) doesn't mean that Jesus can be had cheap.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Aaron Portway View PostLo siento, It slipped my mind how much fun preachers daughters could be.I remember those Nazarine youth group hayrides where we first practiced talking in tounges.Originally posted by Jean Poole View PostTie my tubes! Do you know what an unGodly thing you are saying? A woman was created to be a helpmeet to man, and a mother to his children. More children from True Christians™ means more True Christians™. GLORY!
$1? boy they saw you comin guabacho.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostGod Almighty doesn't take orders from expat drunks. anyway, changing a play in a given NFL game costs alot more than $5! And changing a QB? Are you kidding?
Don't try and jew God, ok? Just because you can live in Mexico for $1 a day (whores included) doesn't mean that Jesus can be had cheap.Wrestling with Demons.
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And any way neegro Q.B.s are a dime a dozen these days.Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View PostWrestling with Demons.
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I remember when football was an honorable mans sport and the darklings stayed on the sidelines passing out towels and water to the players. If you did see a black face in a helmet on the field it was rare.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Thank you Marshall. Pray the next time we see Jason Campbells black face in a helmet on the field its on top of a pike on the 50 yard line.Glory Glory Gory.Originally posted by Marshall View PostWrestling with Demons.
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I don't know who he is.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Supposedly he's starting QB for the Redskins but after 2 seasons he still cant seem to get startedOriginally posted by Marshall View PostWrestling with Demons.
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