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  • #16
    Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

    My faith prevents me from rooting for a naked savage. The Indians pre-stole America, you know that don't you? America is Jesus Christ's property that means they pre-stole from the hung Saviour! Squatting and pooping all over His property like animals.
    I can't support that sort of blasphemy.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #17
      Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      My faith prevents me from rooting for a naked savage. The Indians pre-stole America, you know that don't you? America is Jesus Christ's property that means they pre-stole from the hung Saviour! Squatting and pooping all over His property like animals.
      I can't support that sort of blasphemy.
      These Wahoos are Washington DCs home team. So rooting for them is somehow kinda patriotic. Might I suggest you visit your nearest VA hospital and get your plate reajusted? Just a thought from one vet to another.
      Wrestling with Demons.
      Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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      • #18
        Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

        Jesus loves me so I received zero injuries during my time in Kuwait. His glory shielded me from all bullets, shrapnel and physical enemy contact. As a result I am injury free, plate free and disease free as well.
        His hatred for Islam was readily apparent however with my every squeeze of the trigger PRAISE JESUS.

        Now, as for rooting for loincloth wearing, sky worshipping savages...I just can't do it. If I could I might as well be a Muslim wiping my ass with my hand at the dinner table.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #19
          Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Jesus loves me so I received zero injuries during my time in Kuwait. His glory shielded me from all bullets, shrapnel and physical enemy contact. As a result I am injury free, plate free and disease free as well.
          His hatred for Islam was readily apparent however with my every squeeze of the trigger PRAISE JESUS.

          Now, as for rooting for loincloth wearing, sky worshipping savages...I just can't do it. If I could I might as well be a Muslim wiping my ass with my hand at the dinner table.
          KUWAIT?What kinda war was that? Islamic country with no alcohol,drugs or hookers? Believe me V.N. wouldent have lasted 10 days much less 10 years without those perks.
          Wrestling with Demons.
          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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          • #20
            Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

            You making fun of my service troll?
            What are you, some sort of hippy or something?

            Shooting Hajis is way more rewarding than shooting gooks. Hajis are of the Devil and you are doing the Lords work every time you dirtnap one of them.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • #21
              Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              You making fun of my service troll?
              What are you, some sort of hippy or something?

              Shooting Hajis is way more rewarding than shooting gooks. Hajis are of the Devil and you are doing the Lords work every time you dirtnap one of them.
              Dosent sound near as much fun as doin the bone dance with a teenage preistress of the bald monkey. But I did get a fast crawling baby from a fast moving recon airplane at 600 ft once.(It pulled a knife on me)
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • #22
                Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                Attn: LOL, I could use a little help here. I know you pray all the time but if you could pray for/about sacking negro QBs while your makeing soldiers for christ it might step up the pace a little. Im sure it will make your task/duty more enjoyable.
                Wrestling with Demons.
                Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                • #23
                  Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                  That's a good one! The best I did was thump a 40 Mike Mike through an upstairs window at 200m. H.E is truly of the Lord when it comes to shredding snipers and blowing rooms clear for the breach.

                  I'll pass along your prayer request since it seems the Redskins isn't an actual band of naked sinners scalping white folks.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • #24
                    Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                    Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View Post
                    God Almighty doesn't take orders from expat drunks. anyway, changing a play in a given NFL game costs alot more than $5! And changing a QB? Are you kidding
                    Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                    Attn: LOL, I could use a little help here. I know you pray all the time but if you could pray for/about sacking negro QBs while your makeing soldiers for christ it might step up the pace a little. Im sure it will make your task/duty more enjoyable.
                    Well aparently somethings workin here. They went from 0-2 to 2-1 in 3 games. I dont know if the credit should go to the LOLs or the nina down here who sacrificed her virginity to to me just before game time. But muchos garcias to all for puttin out with the extra effort.
                    Wrestling with Demons.
                    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                    • #25
                      Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                      Bozo, mi Hombre! If a Baptist Lady could gamble, I'd gamble on.....you!

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                      • #26
                        Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                        Originally posted by SU< View Post
                        Bozo, mi Hombre! If a Baptist Lady could gamble, I'd gamble on.....you!
                        Hola SU< mi bonita nina, Havent heard from you in a while. It makes mi corazon muy felize to hear from you. I know your single so you must have been dreaming of sacking negro QBs. Muchos garcias mi novia.
                        Wrestling with Demons.
                        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                        • #27
                          Re: I PAID THE 5 BUCKS SO WHY IS JASON CAMPBELL STILL STARTING Q.

                          Mi Bozo-no-cabeza (soy hace chiste!)

                          Dios Mia! Todos es Muy Especial when you give La Gracias to our Godly Board

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