[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

I believe Herman Cain is in Heaven, sitting at the right hand of Jesus. After all, somebody has to keep Jesus's wine glass filled and perform other menial tasks, and Herman Cain is just about the number one negro available up there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

There is this wonderful question that comes up occasionally among True Christians™, "Would you give your life for Jesus?" All of us would instinctively say YES. But we mostly are never required to do that. Herman actually did it.

Herman could have skipped the rally for President Trump. Or, he could have gone and disappointed the President by wearing a mask. He knew Jesus wanted President Trump reelected so he went, no mask. He stood close to people taking selfies.

He picked up the Coronavirus that day and died. What a hero he was.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

This is most perplexing. Perhaps a question for Jesus during his annual birthday visits. We need to figure out who is responsible here.

Is Herman Cain actually dead? If not, what happened to him? If so, why did You allow him to die

Yes, he died. I needed more Arbeitskraft for the Heavenly cotton fields. Someone needs to pick the cotton for the robes I'll be wearing come Rapture (which will be on a Wednesday as you might remember)! The Hamite Cain is doing good work at this very moment although his fingers are bleeding a bit. Bless me!

As previously mentioned, I asked Jesus about this issue. Looks like we have our answer! At least it sounds like Herman Cain is in Heaven.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Secretary Carson was an early proponent of hydroxychloroquine (of course--for a black man, he's a darned fine doctor). That made all the difference.

Herman Carson truly is impressive even by white standards. A qualified surgeon AND chief executive of Godfather's Pizza, a published author, a Republican candidate for president in 2012 and 2016, a man whose name was floated for Federal Reserve Chairman even as he was actively engaged as HUD secretary. If he is indeed dead (and there seem to be conflicting reports) then Biden should be investigated for his murder, because as we all know the Chinese Flu is a hoax and couldn't have killed Ben Cain because it isn't real, so the Democrats must have done it. There's nothing they hate more than a black conservative.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Now, it's getting even more confusing. The individual called Dr. Ben Carson has left the hospital and "is feeling fine." I thought if they were both the same person with the same virus they would both be dead. Apparently not so.

Secretary Carson was an early proponent of hydroxychloroquine (of course--for a black man, he's a darned fine doctor). That made all the difference.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Now, it's getting even more confusing. The individual called Dr. Ben Carson has left the hospital and "is feeling fine." I thought if they were both the same person with the same virus they would both be dead. Apparently not so.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

That's really perplexing, Brother Warrior. From what we saw in the press Brother Herman had the virous. He got it from infected Democrats who attended a Trump rally and intentionally gave it to him. They were intent on killing him and did.

But, then along comes this other guy who looks just like Herman. That is, supposedly another guy. He is called Dr. Ben Carlson but he parades himself about at Trump events like Herman also allowing himself to be infected by Democrats. I thought they were two different people until I learned the same virus had infected them. One disease seems like one person to me.

Mr. Mayor, we have to consider the possibility that there are 2 viruses. Possibly more - corona, China flu, covid-19 and nobody can say what the 19 stands for. Herman McCain and his alter ego Ben Carlson (or should I say Michael "Velvet" Steele) are one and the same person but caught the different virus strains at 2 different times. I am impressed how he manages to hold down the Supreme Court gig as well as his Urban Housing day job and chair of the RNC. The black man's Jared Kushner?! That's the only stretch because otherwise it explains most of the evidence

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

This is starting to seem familiar. Assuming they're the same person, and Herman Cain came back as Ben Carson, would both of them dying mean Herman Cain is gone for good?

That's really perplexing, Brother Warrior. From what we saw in the press Brother Herman had the virous. He got it from infected Democrats who attended a Trump rally and intentionally gave it to him. They were intent on killing him and did.

But, then along comes this other guy who looks just like Herman. That is, supposedly another guy. He is called Dr. Ben Carlson but he parades himself about at Trump events like Herman also allowing himself to be infected by Democrats. I thought they were two different people until I learned the same virus had infected them. One disease seems like one person to me.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Herman Cain and Ben Carlson may well be the same person. Maybe that is the explanation for all this. One day Herman will show up again and Ben will be on a long vacation at some unknown place.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/09/politics/ben-carson-coronavirus/index.html

Ben Carson is the latest Trump official to test positive for coronavirus

This is starting to seem familiar. Assuming they're the same person, and Herman Cain came back as Ben Carson, would both of them dying mean Herman Cain is gone for good?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Normally, I'm sure that I would agree with you, Dear, but after seeing how that Michael Jackman person disguised his appearance to such an extent, I'm not so sure now.

I think it's well documented that Mr. Jackman drank babies blood in a deal with Satan to keep his youthful appearance.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I'm not sure. They all look alike to me.

Normally, I'm sure that I would agree with you, Dear, but after seeing how that Michael Jackman person disguised his appearance to such an extent, I'm not so sure now.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

I'm not sure. They all look alike to me.

Exactly! It's perfect cover. For what though? That's the only mystery here.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Has anyone actually seen Ben Carson and Herman Cain in the same room? Or Ben Carson period. I know I certainly haven't, meanwhile my sixth sense for sniffing out conspiracies is going nuts.

I'm not sure. They all look alike to me.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

Herman Cain and Ben Carlson may well be the same person. Maybe that is the explanation for all this. One day Herman will show up again and Ben will be on a long vacation at some unknown place.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Pray for Herman Cain

There is only one solution. We need to perform an exorcism.

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils....

Mark 16:17

Does anybody know a reliable contractor in the Atlanta area who isn't too expensive? To do this, we're going to have to exhume Herman Cain's shriveled, black corpse.