Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others

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Re: Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others

I just need to know if jesus sloves me after ive been selling my body to lustful men

[Basilissa]

Re: Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others

There's also time to squeak in a few more federal judges

First things first - purge the Trump-appointed judges who had the audacity to reject Trump election lawsuits. And make sure the new appointees would follow the party line!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others

I join in your prayers. But I also think that, with 13 days left, Rudy Giuliani could file at least another hundred lawsuits. We can still turn this around!

There's also time to squeak in a few more federal judges and sell off Alaskan nature reserves to excite the base. You've got this Donald.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley and others

I join in your prayers. But I also think that, with 13 days left, Rudy Giuliani could file at least another hundred lawsuits. We can still turn this around!

Amen, dear Brother Now! So much can be accomplished in the remaining time that is left in this FIRST term! One very important thing that we must not forget is this:

[WWJDnow]

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I join in your prayers. But I also think that, with 13 days left, Rudy Giuliani could file at least another hundred lawsuits. We can still turn this around!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Miss Shaw--I apologize we here at Landover Baptist have not properly trained you in how God works.

When we pray for Senators Cruz and Hawley we are simultaneously petitioning God to inflict misery on their opponents. Their opponents have temporarily experienced victory. But the punishment for their sins is yet to be administered.

Some punishment of sinner takes place out of sight from the nosy press. It is in the afterlife were sinners are deposited in a fiery hell. It turns our we were not wrong at all.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here again. I am afraid that I might be offending you but I am thinking that my prayers were working and the prayers of the christians here were not, yes. I am also thinking that you must be feeling disappointed, yes. While I am thinking that this is probably offending you, I am urging you to be reflecting upon this and why your prayers were failing. Yes, there was violence and lots of bad karma was accumulating on your former president and his followers, yes there was. But the prayers of reasonable people were victorious while the unnecessary loss of lives is making me very sad. Yes, please start considering these things even if you are feeling offended. I am sorry that you are upset because things were not going in the way you were wishing and because you are realizing that your way to understand you religion was wrong. Yes, it will get better! Best wishes from Harsha!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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As it happens I have heard that story once or twice - but the ending is different in my version. He then requests Congress to overturn the election, which they will do due to the unexplained failure of many Democrats to appear, possibly related to their being detained for their protection in secret locations. .

These prayers for the band of brothers who will vote with the will of ordinary citizens and against the liberal establishment are so important. The electoral college decision must be overridden by the people's representatives.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Yes, are you familiar with the story of the blind men and the elephant?

As it happens I have heard that story once or twice - but the ending is different in my version. The way I heard it, the elephant declares a state of emergency and orders the US Military to seize federal buildings. He then requests Congress to overturn the election, which they will do due to the unexplained failure of many Democrats to appear, possibly related to their being detained for their protection in secret locations. The elephant goes on to a 2nd term and purges the disloyal Vice President and his Deep State accomplices. Oh yes, the blind men get their sight back or something - a miracle probably - and it wasn't an elephant but a beautiful golden calf and nobody ever talks about the elephant again.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, dr. Toole, yes I will be praying. I am praying that those women and men will be coming to their senses defending democracy, yes. I am sure that my prayers will be working and that the voice of your nation will be being heard and Mr. Biden's election confirmed. Yes, I am joining you in this and I am sure that I cannot be offending you this time.

Yes, are you familiar with the story of the blind men and the elephant? Your sad and beautiful cuntry is having an elephant in your treasury of fragile and beautiful glassware and a senator is touching its orange hair and thinking that it is fire that is needing kindling, and another senator is touching its big belly and thinking that it is needing feeding to prevent it from consuming him and a third senator is touching the legs and fearing that the elephant will be crushing it if he is failing to obey.

Yes, they are failing to see that without intervening the elephant will be going on a rampage and all the beautiful glassware will be shattering and it will not be possible to replace it any more. The elephant is needing a wet nurse as it has been failing to mature, yes. I am sure that I am not offending you, yes and I will be joining you praying for Mr. Biden's certification, yes. You are a beautiful and honest man, Mr. Toole yes.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

For what they are about to do, please say a preemptive prayer for the Senators, Congressmen and armed militia men stepping up to stop the steal today.