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I would like to ask everyone here to pray for a horrible, painful, screaming death via anal rape by a thorned, toxic tallywacker to the creator of Internet Speed Monitor. Seriously, doesn't Jesus hate spyware?
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Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. -
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I cannot in good conscience pray for the death of someone who may be a True Christian™. It does seem unlikely however, very few people in the IT industry are Independent Baptists who follow the KJV1611. Do you the name of this coder?Originally posted by All Your Base View Postsigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
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Son, we have no need for such prayers. True Christians™ run the JesOS operating system. The HolySpirit™ firewall protects us with deep introspection of all packets at all layers of the OSI model.Originally posted by All Your Base View Post
You would do best by cracking open a Bible (KJV1611) and get yourself saved.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Re: Pray for pain.
Jesus does not hate inanimate objects. He does hate fig trees, but that's as close as He gets to cursing the things you seem to hate.Originally posted by All Your Base View Post
I am curious as to why an unsaved God mocking wad of trash such as yourself would ask for a prayer when you clearly don't accept the power of Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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