Please pray for my estranged sister Loquanda.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Ol’ Laquanda, a family member I seldom talk about because of the demons that possess her, has apparently been in a downhill battle against the demons that possess her. Local pastors in her community have tried countless times to exorcise the demons from her to no avail. I figured enough is enough and thought that in her best interest, and in the interest of battling against Satan, that I should install cameras in her house to monitor her situation and to show Landover Baptist Church what a difficult situation it truly is. The things she’s done includes yelling at a roll of biscuits, trying to fight against empty boxes, claiming that there’s a typhoon in the bathroom (it’s just the shower), and worst of all voting for Biden, Obama (twice), and even John Kerry in 2008. Posting proof here to warn the fellowship that demons are in fact in pact with the democrats in the United States. Look below at her trying to appease the drawers with her tambourine (no doubt some satanic ritual).

[James Hutchins]

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Brother Rutherford, I am not familiar wt this darkie. Whose home does she clean?
Honestly, the way those people normally behave, how can you tell a healthy one from one filled with demons? Nigras are jiggy all the time.
I'll make some calls and see if anyone is willing to take responsibility for her but the cost to get a Pastor involved with a low level problem is pretty high. Is her grille gold?

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Brother Rutherford, I am not familiar wt this darkie. Whose home does she clean?
Honestly, the way those people normally behave, how can you tell a healthy one from one filled with demons? Nigras are jiggy all the time.
I'll make some calls and see if anyone is willing to take responsibility for her but the cost to get a Pastor involved with a low level problem is pretty high. Is her grille gold?

According to multiple contacts close to me, I’ve been told things like “this lady needs help” and “Get her checked out! She’s crazy.” Nigras are known to be “jiggy” and I shudder to think that this could have been me if I wasn’t saved by Jesus and Pastor Ezekiel’s amazing teachings. The thing is, I have researched the common Nigra most of my life and there’s something “extra” about her that sets herself apart from others. She actually voted straight democrat recently even. I can share my research on Nigras with you and I have to say, her behavior is exaggerated much more than the common ones. Look at the video I linked below and you’ll see similarities that are uncanny. As for covering the costs of an exorcism, I recently gained control of her estate and could cover the costs that way. I can also melt down her grille for a down payment.

As for her cleaning people’s houses, this is a real dysfunction. If you look at the video above too, you’ll notice she can’t seem to figure out how to use a vacuum cleaner and instead yells at it. Unfortunately, she is also unable to cook or make basic meals which is really uncommon even for a woman (who should know how to cook and clean). Maybe it’s a double whammy of Satan’s curse.

[Isabella White]

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Ol’ Laquanda, a family member I seldom talk about because of the demons that possess her, has apparently been in a downhill battle against the demons that possess her. Local pastors in her community have tried countless times to exorcise the demons from her to no avail. I figured enough is enough and thought that in her best interest, and in the interest of battling against Satan, that I should install cameras in her house to monitor her situation and to show Landover Baptist Church what a difficult situation it truly is. The things she’s done includes yelling at a roll of biscuits, trying to fight against empty boxes, claiming that there’s a typhoon in the bathroom (it’s just the shower), and worst of all voting for Biden, Obama (twice), and even John Kerry in 2008. Posting proof here to warn the fellowship that demons are in fact in pact with the democrats in the United States. Look below at her trying to appease the drawers with her tambourine (no doubt some satanic ritual).

Oh, my goodness! Oh, you poor, poor man, dear Mr. Rutherford. How embarrassing it must be for you to have this great shame within your family. It's little wonder that you are reluctant to talk about your Laquanda, and it must be very difficult for you to know that each and every day, she is doing strange acts, because of the demons residing within her. But, we know that once Laquanda has accepted the Truth of the saving grace of the , then those horrid demons will be gone!

James 2:19 "Thou believest that there is one ; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble."

James 4:7 "Submit yourselves therefore to . Resist the devil, and he will flee from you."

I am so glad that I have seen your posting, dear Mr. Rutherford, as I have now placed Laquanda's name at the top of the prayer list for this afternoon's McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. And, we shall also pray for you, to be given the strength that you need, as you help Laquanda find the .

And, now that I think of it, I am sure that I have seen Laquanda online in some other area, perhaps in a store, causing a bit of a disturbance? I'm not posting this to upset you, but to alert you to her activities outside of her home, and as a further indicator of the demonic deliverance that she needs. May bless you -- and Laquanda -- richly, dear Mr. Rutherford.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Ol’ Laquanda, a family member I seldom talk about because of the demons that possess her, has apparently been in a downhill battle against the demons

You have done a tremendous public service, Uncle Rutherford, by opening up about your sister. So many, even the well educated, do not believe demons exist. How can they deny what is shown around the world in videos like these.

Various faiths claim to slay the demons that infest people. Catholics claim to do this, for example. Only Landover Baptist, however, understands the origin of sin and how to rid people of demons. The more we face up to the actual existence of demons the better off all of us will be.

[WWJDnow]

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My family, too, has its story of shame. Instead of sending her to the women's segregation shack, my uncle knew (in the Biblical sense) my aunt Elizabeth during her monthly time, and then went into the Church building before waiting until evening. What Devil could have possessed him to commit this awful (not to mention disgusting) sin? I can barely stand the ignominy!

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:19

[Dennis Lukes]

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worst of all voting for Biden, Obama (twice), and even John Kerry in 2008.

Glory! We've got 'em now! Rutherford, listen carefully. For several months now, I've been researching electoral fraud and all I can find is some stuff Republicans did in 1968 and 1972 and 2000 that's not important at all, but I've finally got a lead on the Democrats and their massive election-rigging conspiracy. I'll PM you my fax number, please send me a confession with her signature attached to the effect that she voted for both B. Hussein Osama AND John Kerry (despite the fact that he wasn't even a candidate that year) in 2008. Once we blow the lid off this scandal, you know what that means! Biden will be impeached and Trump will be asked back as president! I may be acting on behalf of, and you may be rewarded by, a certain obscure letter of the alphabet. God's will be done (Romans 13:1-5).

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Oh lord, apparently she had the idea to go drive and get groceries today. Lord knows a nigra can’t afford no groceries without food stamps and spends their welfare checks on 40 ounce beers and marijuana. I tried countless times to remind her about Ephesians 5:18 and 1 Peter 5:8 but here she is actin like the crazy possessed Nigra she is.



She shouldn’t be driving through Freehold though....definitely not.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Good grief Uncle Rutherford, if I didn't know any better I would say that Laquanda reminds me of Maxine Waters on a double espresso. Everyone knows that what is referred to a TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is exibited by LIEberals infested with demons. It reminds me of what happens in those old vampire movies when someone whips out a cross.

I see that everyone is finally getting tired of the Kardashians, and with all those cameras you have installed you might want to pitch a new "reality" TV series to Hellywood. It just might bring in some money that you could use to take care of the poor old woman.

[Phil Ander]

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She shouldn’t be driving through Freehold though....definitely not.

Is that a cathlik cross she has hanging down over the dashboard? There may be no hope for her until Zeke becomes Pope

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Uncle Rutherford, I'm wondering if there is any family money involved here? It would be a terrible shame if your parents had money and it went to Loquanda's demons. It might be time well spent to check into this.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Uncle Rutherford, I'm wondering if there is any family money involved here? It would be a terrible shame if your parents had money and it went to Loquanda's demons. It might be time well spent to check into this.

I doubt Rutherford's mother has much left over after blowing through her welfare and social security checks on the first of the month and begging and stealing thereafter.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I doubt Rutherford's mother has much left over after blowing through her welfare and social security checks on the first of the month and begging and stealing thereafter.

Brother Lukes, I know you are one of the kindest and most charitable among our Brethren and Sistren, so this post alarms me. Surely such a perfectly ghastly mother could never have produced our much beloved Brother Unc?

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Brother Lukes, I know you are one of the kindest and most charitable among our Brethren and Sistren, so this post alarms me. Surely such a perfectly ghastly mother could never have produced our much beloved Brother Unc?

As I said, my sister is estranged. As for my mother, she got shot down after being accused of stealing a box of hot cocoa from a local gas station (which I believe is probably true sadly) while I was at the tender age of 3. If she was a terrible mother, she had little influence on me and how I came to be. It would further explain though, how my older sister turned out the way she did. You white Christian folk are very smart and I thank you for this epiphany.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Brother Lukes, I know you are one of the kindest and most charitable among our Brethren and Sistren, so this post alarms me. Surely such a perfectly ghastly mother could never have produced our much beloved Brother Unc?

I'm with you, Sister Joanna. Uncle Rutherford is a True Christian™. This reflects well on his mother. The problem here is his sister, Loquanda. Where did the demons come from? What's to become of her? And, can we at Landover Baptist help Brother Rutherford deal with his estranged sister?

One concern about the cross in her car is it hangs right in her sightline. That is quite dangerous because she can miss seeing other cars or even True Christians™. It also means Catholic priests may know about her demons and want to perform their version of exorcism.

Certainly, we don't want priests tracking down Brother Rutherford and demanding he pay her Catholic tithe. He has so far done exactly what we here at Landover Baptist would advise when a relative might need assistance. He has become estranged. We need to help our Brother avoid any responsibility for her.