[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

It seems our country has two choices. One is to change the shape of Florida. The other is to never show it on maps. It could easily be sliced of a map with a razor blade.

A third option would be to lobby congress to repeal the Adams-Onís Treaty of 1819 and thus cede Florida (AKA "Earth's biggest d*ck") back to Spain.


Of course, then we'd have the Eurabian Union literally on our borders, so we might have to beef up The Wall to keep out a new influx of Polacks, Italians, Africans, and Arabs in addition to Cubans and Floridians. There's really no perfect solution to this horrible situation.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

A third option would be to lobby congress to repeal the Adams-Onís Treaty of 1819 and thus cede Florida (AKA "Earth's biggest d*ck") back to Spain.


Of course, then we'd have the Eurabian Union literally on our borders, so we might have to beef up The Wall to keep out a new influx of Polacks, Italians, Africans, and Arabs in addition to Cubans and Floridians. There's really no perfect solution to this horrible situation.

Brother Lukes, this is quite an interesting proposal to bring up. I know that Pastor Ezekiel is still in touch with True President ™️ Donald J Trump and key allies in the senate and house. I’m heading over to his house tonight to clean his pipes (they get clogged almost daily you see), and I could ask you to come along to discuss solutions for what to do with Florida given your Manly White Christian knowledge on political lines and such. Maybe you could even give a hand to help with the clog if you’re inclined as such. If not, it’s okay to just watch and talk as well.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

It's hard to say why God made Florida part of the United States, but my own opinion is that it was His own Darwin Awards test to make sure only people of True Faith™ would inhabit our Godly country.

To understand what is really going on here, we have to place this in historical context and along the way have a look at what is really in that God forsaken place.

It was the mooselimbs (there they are again - causing trouble) with their Ottoman Empire that tried to monopolize the Eastern trade routes to Europe that set off explorers seeking a new route to the East. Due to the lack of modern GPS, many would land at various places along our Eastern coasts not knowing just where they were - including Florida. They would often encounter injuns, and mistake them for India Indians.

The fact of the matter is, about half of the "land" in Florida is really under water. If you fly over it, it's easy to miss as you see what looks like land is vegetation that grows up through the water. What's really there is a giant swamp infested with alligators and poisonous snakes. Of course the Enviro lunatics have a name for it - "Wetlands", and with the aid of some idiot promoters it became the "Everglades". Then they convinced the uninformed tax payers to build a road to the place that would ordinarily have no use for anyone.

Never underestimate the ingenuity of Southern red neck engineering - taking those Cadallac V8 engines (that was when America and Detroit iron was Great), putting a propeller on them and strapping the whole thing to a flat bottom boat. Those rides through the wetlands shooting crocs were fun - until the enviros made the crocs "endangered species". Floridians once again had to put up with missing pets and young children as part of normal life.

Florida is also the land of sink holes - where car dealerships, houses, and entire neighborhoods can be swallowed up into the "ground" without any notice. There isn't really any kind of "land" in Florida as we ordinarily think of it - much less "property".

If it isn't already under water, much of coastal Florida is often no more than a few inches above sea level. Most of the time this isn't a problem unless there is a 20 foot storm surge with a hurricane. Scientists tell us that every few years the moon and sun line up in the firmament to produce a gravitational "pull" that raises the sea level to "flood" some coastal towns. That's when CNN's cameras show up with Al Gore to observe the water and fish running down the streets and proclaim it's due to Globull Warming, ice melting, and sea level rise.

For many years those in the "know" knew enough to stay away from the place. At some point rumors spread that it was "nice" in the winter - moderate temperatures, balmy skies, fishing and boating, and an otherwise vacation like atmosphere (with "water sports" - and we all know what that means). Word got out to northerners, primarily New Yorkers, that it was a great place to spend a harsh winter. Winter business started to flourish - and thus arouse the attraction of some of the most corrupt real estate sleazeball developers in the business, along with their cohorts in politics.

No insurance company in their right mind would write an insurance policy on a beachfront home in Florida, but that didn't stop some whiny LIEberal socialist New Yorkers from building a beachfront winter home and then demand the "government" rebuild it everytime a hurricane destroyed it.

Some of the worst corrupt Demorcat strongholds arose in Broward County - the home of the "hanging chad", and where Gore supposedly "won". Those "chads" hung from those punch card ballots because no one bothered to empty the chad bins - which is typical of Democrats, who supposedly have all the "ideas" but never want to do any work. To all the whiners - Bush really did win.

The only people who seem to like Florida are Cubans who escaped Castro's communist hell hole and "Che" Guevara's executions - and they have no use for commie Democrats and typically vote Republican. I guess you can't blame them for sticking around - they don't know any better.

As much as I'm sympathetic to the idea, it's getting a little late to try and get rid of Florida - no one wants it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

Thank you, Brother Bryan, for that historical overview.

If for His own reasons God does send a hurricane to Mara Largo I think there is a solution. I read Mara Largo is 16 feet above sea level. To ward off waves and strong winds some barriers are needed. There are properties around Miami Beach worth far less than those of President Trump. They need to be bulldozed into protective reefs.

I understand the President is quite particular about what he likes to see when looking out from his properties. You may recall he hates the windmills seen from his golf course in Scotland and tried to get the Prime Minister there to remove them. In Mara Largo some palm trees could be installed in front of the bulldozer debris.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

Thank you, Brother Bryan, for that historical overview.

If for His own reasons God does send a hurricane to Mara Largo I think there is a solution. I read Mara Largo is 16 feet above sea level. To ward off waves and strong winds some barriers are needed. There are properties around Miami Beach worth far less than those of President Trump. They need to be bulldozed into protective reefs.

I understand the President is quite particular about what he likes to see when looking out from his properties. You may recall he hates the windmills seen from his golf course in Scotland and tried to get the Prime Minister there to remove them. In Mara Largo some palm trees could be installed in front of the bulldozer debris.

Miami does have a lot of colored people looking for work right? Why not get them good for nothing Nigras to build that there wall? Heck, if I were there I’d use MY OWN money to help Trump build his wall.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Miami does have a lot of colored people looking for work right? Why not get them good for nothing Nigras to build that there wall? Heck, if I were there I’d use MY OWN money to help Trump build his wall.

Thank you, Brother Rutherford--Getting people off welfare rolls is another reason to start building these barriers. That and getting rid of homes that don't look right being just down the street from Mara Largo.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

In Florida when the wind gets up they call it a hurricane. Elsewhere we call it a bit windy. That's Floridians for you, can't decide if they're real Americans or not. I would be prepared to let the sea rise 6 ft for the sake of reducing Mr. Trump's lawn watering bill.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

What about digging a trench along the beach? Simply find out what the "storm surge" is likely to be and make it a bit deeper than that and the extra water will drain right in!

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

What about digging a trench along the beach? Simply find out what the "storm surge" is likely to be and make it a bit deeper than that and the extra water will drain right in!

A great idea. While I convince the lazy nigras in Florida, I will also write a strongly worded letter to Governor Desantis to drive the homers infecting the major cities (Miami included) out of the good sunshine state and boat them off toward Cuba. With a 6-3 majority in the Supreme Court right now, this is an actual possibility that someone must do for the sake of Christianity and for saving our True President ™️ Donald J Trump. It’s no wonder God keeps sending hurricanes to Florida for all that sinful behavior the homers there commit.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

With a 6-3 majority in the Supreme Court right now, this is an actual possibility that someone must do for the sake of Christianity and for saving our True President ™️ Donald J Trump.

With a 7-2 majority, we were able to overturn the results of the 2000 election and put George W. Bush in the White House. Since it's only 6-3 this time around, that must be why it's taking longer than it did before. August can't get here soon enough!

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

I have great faith that Trump, his children and his property will be spared any damage. Throughout his entire life, Trump has been under special protection and has never suffered great harm, injury or loss. And look at the great heights he has achieved! Clearly, Someone is looking out for him.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pray that hurricanes don’t strike the new home of Donald J Trump.

Miami does have a lot of colored people looking for work right?

Yes, I imagine it must be a lot of work, in this heat, to walk down to the mailbox for the welfare check and then down the block to the check cashing place and then next door to the liquor store and then all the way back home to the front porch.