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Professional alpha male and devout Romanian, Andrew Tate, was arrested yesterday along with his brother on unlikely sexual assault charges. I had never heard of him until he made the news after enviro-thug Greta Thunberg attacked him out of the blue for having "small d*** energy". Mr. Tate defended himself immediately boasting to teenage Ms. Thunberg of his 33 Bugattis and "huge emissions".
I was compelled looked him up and learned he was a devout Christian called to serve the Romanian Orthodox Church on the basis that "40 percent" of the reason for his move was his belief that Romania would be less likely to investigate sexual assault cases.
Following his detention, Mr. Tate's spokesman announced "Andrew and Tristan Tate have the utmost respect for the Romanian authorities and will always assist and help in any way they can”. Mr. Tate added later "The Matrix sent their agents". Hateful Ms. Thunberg, taking advantage of his misfortune, threatened "This is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes".
Mr. Andrew is being held by Romanian authorities for 30 days pending investigation into human trafficking, rape and forcing women to create pornography “through physical violence and mental coercion”. At this time your big prayer energy is requested in the form of CO2 emissions. I'll be lighting a candle.
I was compelled looked him up and learned he was a devout Christian called to serve the Romanian Orthodox Church on the basis that "40 percent" of the reason for his move was his belief that Romania would be less likely to investigate sexual assault cases.
Following his detention, Mr. Tate's spokesman announced "Andrew and Tristan Tate have the utmost respect for the Romanian authorities and will always assist and help in any way they can”. Mr. Tate added later "The Matrix sent their agents". Hateful Ms. Thunberg, taking advantage of his misfortune, threatened "This is what happens when you don't recycle your pizza boxes".
Mr. Andrew is being held by Romanian authorities for 30 days pending investigation into human trafficking, rape and forcing women to create pornography “through physical violence and mental coercion”. At this time your big prayer energy is requested in the form of CO2 emissions. I'll be lighting a candle.
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