Please pray for all the domestic abuse victims.

[Jean Poole]

True Christian™ Ladies and Gentlemen, it has recently been at the forefront of my mind about all the injustices that domestic abuse victims have been forced to endure. Please read my husband's friend's sad story:

*By John Boy Wilcox*

Dear Friends, I met my wife Penelope when I was but 19. We soon fell in love and got married. At first, it was marvellous. However, very quickly Penelope's true colors came to life. Suddenly, she was refusing to do dishes, not picking things up quick enough, burning my steaks. Imagine coming home to a table not set correctly, imagine my frustration as I pummelled her face and STILL she refused to do as I asked.

As her actions got less submissive and more feminist-like, my dutiful beatings of her increased. Suddenly, phone calls came, with people saying that I was ABUSING my wife! Me, abusing her? Then came the day when I came back and all her things were gone. She left without a note or a word, and broke my heart. This evil woman even left without having cooked my meal first. What heartlessness.

One year later, as I was still trying to remove Penelope's blood from the cooker, a letter came through. Penelope had died of AIDS from becoming a lesbian.

Well, I am now married to a Godly lady who understands the importance of cooking and cleaning, and I have never been happier! Thank you for listening to my sad story. I truly believe God smited Penny for my happiness.

[Jean Poole]

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Remember, there are men who *actually* live in these conditions. This is not fiction.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sister Jean, I will join you in prayer.

Lord, please help all the victims of domestic abuse find a way to teach their spouses their proper place; help them show their wives that it is their God-given role to cook, clean, and service their husbands' every whim, just as it is our role to service You.

Please help them get their wives under control, that their wives stop abusing them with whining, crying, refusal to clean, and forcing these fine, loving Christian men into excessive upper-body workouts with the rod. We know this causes soreness. Please cause their wives to get their chores done in a timely manner, rather than complaining about how hard it is to chop firewood with one arm in a cast.

Amen.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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True Christian™ Ladies and Gentlemen, it has recently been at the forefront of my mind about all the injustices that domestic abuse victims have been forced to endure. Please read my husband's friend's sad story:

*By John Boy Wilcox*

Dear Friends, I met my wife Penelope when I was but 19. We soon fell in love and got married. At first, it was marvellous. However, very quickly Penelope's true colors came to life. Suddenly, she was refusing to do dishes, not picking things up quick enough, burning my steaks. Imagine coming home to a table not set correctly, imagine my frustration as I pummelled her face and STILL she refused to do as I asked.

As her actions got less submissive and more feminist-like, my dutiful beatings of her increased. Suddenly, phone calls came, with people saying that I was ABUSING my wife! Me, abusing her? Then came the day when I came back and all her things were gone. She left without a note or a word, and broke my heart. This evil woman even left without having cooked my meal first. What heartlessness.

One year later, as I was still trying to remove Penelope's blood from the cooker, a letter came through. Penelope had died of AIDS from becoming a lesbian.

Well, I am now married to a Godly lady who understands the importance of cooking and cleaning, and I have never been happier! Thank you for listening to my sad story. I truly believe God smited Penny for my happiness.

He could try helping out around the house a little instead of flailing his fists every time every little thing wasn't to his standard of perfection.

And if I was planning to leave my husband, I damn sure wouldn't cook his dinner first. If he ever hit me, the police would never find his body.

And lesbianism doesn't cause AIDS. In fact, lesbians have the lowest STD infection rate of any sexual orientation.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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He could try helping out around the house a little instead of flailing his fists every time every little thing wasn't to his standard of perfection.

Lady which part of MAN and WOMAN do you not understand i spend every work day in peoples' yards to keep a roof over my debbies head im' not going to hold up my end and part of her's too.

And lesbianism doesn't cause AIDS. In fact, lesbians have the lowest STD infection rate of any sexual orientation.

Where did you get that from ill' bet you watch the pbs station to learn nonsense like that am i supposed to believe some man hating bimbo like you who obviously doesnt' even have a proper christian marriage or am i supposed to believe a fine true christian proper lady and plantium tither like mrs poole.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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In fact, lesbians have the lowest STD infection rate of any sexual orientation.

Of course they do. Who in their right mind would have sex with one?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Of course they do. Who in their right mind would have sex with one?

Other lesbians, of course.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Lady which part of MAN and WOMAN do you not understand i spend every work day in peoples' yards to keep a roof over my debbies head im' not going to hold up my end and part of her's too.

I'll bet you don't even pick up your own clothes off the floor.

Where did you get that from ill' bet you watch the pbs station to learn nonsense like that am i supposed to believe some man hating bimbo like you who obviously doesnt' even have a proper christian marriage or am i supposed to believe a fine true christian proper lady and plantium tither like mrs poole.

I'll take the word of scientists over the word of people who believe in talking snakes.

[Kinetic]

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Hey iorn ima christain and have been since as long as i can remember so please dont bash my faith. also please dont call these people chirstains becouse they arnt christian men dont beat their wives, they LOVE THEM. LOVE what is love to you? love to me is 1st Corinthians 13:4,5,6,and 7.

[random-george]

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just out of curiousity--exactly where does the Bible say, "Beat thy wives"?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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just out of curiousity--exactly where does the Bible say, "Beat thy wives"?

The Holy Bible commands that Men subjugate women. Sometimes that means they get the back of our hand.

Why do you want to take away our right to practice religion freely?

[Kinetic]

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Dude hitting your wife is NEVER EVER okay. thats how you end up getting beat up. trust me i've beatn up guys for hitting there girlfriends.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dude hitting your wife is NEVER EVER okay. thats how you end up getting beat up. trust me i've beatn up guys for hitting there girlfriends.

Violence is never the answer, boy.

How old are you anyway? Did you get sent to the principle's office?

[Kinetic]

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I’m 18 and no I usually get a pat on the back for beating up abusers. And how can you tell me violence isn’t the answer when you are telling me to beat women?

[JennyD]

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I’m 18 and no I usually get a pat on the back for beating up abusers. And how can you tell me violence isn’t the answer when you are telling me to beat women?

Some women need discipline.

God commands that men discipline their wives, that they not be unruly and wind up damned.

I know I'd rather receive a spanking now and then, than spend an eternity roasting in the fiery pits of Hell!