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  • Christian Soldier
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    • Oct 2008
    • 26

    #1

    Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

    I ask for forgiveness! Please, pray for me!

    I was too harsh when I was rebuking that sinner, Bozo, and was infracted! Please, pray that the infraction goes away! I want nothing to stand between me and salvation!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

    Don't the infractions go away after a week? If it's permanent, it's likely you earned it.

    You should pray for yourself to become a True Christian. It should be easy to learn how a True Christian believes. You have The Bible to refer to and so much information here to study.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2025
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

      Originally posted by Christian Soldier View Post
      I ask for forgiveness! Please, pray for me!

      I was too harsh when I was rebuking that sinner, Bozo, and was infracted! Please, pray that the infraction goes away! I want nothing to stand between me and salvation!
      I'll Pray for you friend.

      Tell me, do you intend making any Loving Donations to your Favorite Baptist Church?
      I know It's a tough decision deciding which Baptist Church to follow because obviously there are so many for you to choose.

      I think we at Landover are special, and one of the few that can GUARANTEE Salvation or give you your money back. IN FULL!! (T&C apply)
      We are THAT close to Jesus

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Shlemiel
        Unsaved Trash, known kike
        • Oct 2008
        • 58

        #4
        Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

        Or you turn away from the evils of these False Christians™ and turn to the only true religion, JUDIASM!
        I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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        • Ebenezer Wright
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 1021

          #5
          Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

          Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
          Or you turn away from the evils of these False Christians™ and turn to the only true religion, JUDIASM!
          I certainly hope your joking you hellbound joo.
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • Shlemiel
            Unsaved Trash, known kike
            • Oct 2008
            • 58

            #6
            Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

            Why would i joke about salvation?
            I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

              Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
              Why would i joke about salvation?
              What do you know about salvation? You are soo deep in sin I am suprised you are still breathing!
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
                Why would i joke about salvation?
                So you can have more company in hell.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Shlemiel
                  Unsaved Trash, known kike
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 58

                  #9
                  Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                  Awwww the Jesus lover think I'm going to hell.
                  I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                    Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
                    Awwww the Jesus lover think I'm going to hell.
                    Ouch, I love Jesus and will have eternal life with Him in heaven. You showed me!

                    Why must you hate Jesus so much?
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • Shlemiel
                      Unsaved Trash, known kike
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 58

                      #11
                      Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                      Because he was a liar and a phoney!
                      I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                        Scientific Advisor
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2373

                        #12
                        Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                        Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
                        Because he was a liar and a phoney!
                        Jesus, a phoney liar . That's a good one. Show me where in the Bible Jesus lied, even once. Show me (Chapter & Verse) where He didn't fulfill a prophecy? You'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath. We have a saying here for times such as these: "Scripture or it didn't happen." I'll wait here.

                        Jesus a phoney. I'll have to bust this one out at the next Men's Meeting, we'll have a hearty laugh.
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • Turdhead
                          Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          Jesus, a phoney liar . That's a good one. Show me where in the Bible Jesus lied, even once. Show me (Chapter & Verse) where He didn't fulfill a prophecy? You'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath. We have a saying here for times such as these: "Scripture or it didn't happen." I'll wait here.

                          Jesus a phoney. I'll have to bust this one out at the next Men's Meeting, we'll have a hearty laugh.
                          Scripture or it didn't happen, I like that, does it mean that we don't exist as none of us are mentioned in the bible and that the 2000 years or so haven't happened as they aren't written in scripture, surely that means we don't exist

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                            Originally posted by Shalami brother View Post
                            Why would i joke about salvation?
                            The Jews are notorious for their tasteless and disrespectful sense of humour.
                            Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
                            Scripture or it didn't happen, I like that, does it mean that we don't exist as none of us are mentioned in the bible and that the 2000 years or so haven't happened as they aren't written in scripture, surely that means we don't exist
                            Dr Ernest said "a saying for times such as these" - that is to say, a saying for times when people make unfounded claims about Christ. If we're not discussing Biblical matters (which, of course, we should be), then that saying isn't relevant.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Turdhead
                              Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 80

                              #15
                              Re: Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

                              2000 years is a pretty long time....

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