Pray that I learn the True Christian™ way!

[Christian Soldier]

I ask for forgiveness! Please, pray for me!

I was too harsh when I was rebuking that sinner, Bozo, and was infracted! Please, pray that the infraction goes away! I want nothing to stand between me and salvation!

[Nobar King]

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Don't the infractions go away after a week? If it's permanent, it's likely you earned it.

You should pray for yourself to become a True Christian. It should be easy to learn how a True Christian believes. You have The Bible to refer to and so much information here to study.

[Talitha]

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I ask for forgiveness! Please, pray for me!

I was too harsh when I was rebuking that sinner, Bozo, and was infracted! Please, pray that the infraction goes away! I want nothing to stand between me and salvation!

I'll Pray for you friend.

Tell me, do you intend making any Loving Donations to your Favorite Baptist Church?
I know It's a tough decision deciding which Baptist Church to follow because obviously there are so many for you to choose.

I think we at Landover are special, and one of the few that can GUARANTEE Salvation or give you your money back. IN FULL!! (T&C apply)
We are THAT close to Jesus

[Shlemiel]

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Or you turn away from the evils of these False Christians™ and turn to the only true religion, JUDIASM!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Or you turn away from the evils of these False Christians™ and turn to the only true religion, JUDIASM!

I certainly hope your joking you hellbound joo.

[Shlemiel]

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Why would i joke about salvation?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Why would i joke about salvation?

What do you know about salvation? You are soo deep in sin I am suprised you are still breathing!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Why would i joke about salvation?

So you can have more company in hell.

[Shlemiel]

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Awwww the Jesus lover think I'm going to hell.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Awwww the Jesus lover think I'm going to hell.

Ouch, I love Jesus and will have eternal life with Him in heaven. You showed me!

Why must you hate Jesus so much?

[Shlemiel]

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Because he was a liar and a phoney!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Because he was a liar and a phoney!

Jesus, a phoney liar . That's a good one. Show me where in the Bible Jesus lied, even once. Show me (Chapter & Verse) where He didn't fulfill a prophecy? You'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath. We have a saying here for times such as these: "Scripture or it didn't happen." I'll wait here.

Jesus a phoney. I'll have to bust this one out at the next Men's Meeting, we'll have a hearty laugh.

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

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Jesus, a phoney liar . That's a good one. Show me where in the Bible Jesus lied, even once. Show me (Chapter & Verse) where He didn't fulfill a prophecy? You'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath. We have a saying here for times such as these: "Scripture or it didn't happen." I'll wait here.

Jesus a phoney. I'll have to bust this one out at the next Men's Meeting, we'll have a hearty laugh.

Scripture or it didn't happen, I like that, does it mean that we don't exist as none of us are mentioned in the bible and that the 2000 years or so haven't happened as they aren't written in scripture, surely that means we don't exist

[Brother Temperance]

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Why would i joke about salvation?

The Jews are notorious for their tasteless and disrespectful sense of humour.

Scripture or it didn't happen, I like that, does it mean that we don't exist as none of us are mentioned in the bible and that the 2000 years or so haven't happened as they aren't written in scripture, surely that means we don't exist

Dr Ernest said "a saying for times such as these" - that is to say, a saying for times when people make unfounded claims about Christ. If we're not discussing Biblical matters (which, of course, we should be), then that saying isn't relevant.

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

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2000 years is a pretty long time....