Pray for the oil companies and auto makers

[TC Patriot]

We beseech thee Jesus in this time of need. As you know Lord the US only has 3% of the world's oil supply. Of course when your humble followers Brother John and Sister Sarah take the place of our Godly president Bush they will drill baby drill. We humbly ask that you do what you did at the wedding at Cana and turn water into some sort of Godly motor fuel so that we can continue to drive domestically produced motor vehicles like the Hummer, Chevy Tahoe, the Cadillac Escalade, the stately Lincoln Aviator the mighty GMC Yukon and the manly Dodge Dakota. I know Lord you don't want to see your faithful children driving tree hugging Jap crap.

Thank you Jesus

[Brother Terrence]

Re: Pray for the oil companies and auto makers

Hallelujah! and Amen.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Pray for the oil companies and auto makers

And tis a shame that we have not claimed all of iraq's oil yet! We already know that sand negroes are good for only one thing, and that is slaving in oilfields.

[Deaner]

Re: Pray for the oil companies and auto makers

We already know that sand negroes are good for only one thing, and that is slaving in oilfields.

Damn straight. I have no idea why we have to drill for oil when invading countries is about the same price. Plus we get some extra real estate and brainless people to do all the labour. Darkies will work for a sandwich and a pat on the head.

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Pray for the oil companies and auto makers

Damn straight. I have no idea why we have to drill for oil when invading countries is about the same price. Plus we get some extra real estate and brainless people to do all the labour. Darkies will work for a sandwich and a pat on the head.

Well, a sandwich is rather generous. That would be like for a special occasion, such as getting the oil AND a first born virgin daughter. For standard labor however, a small bag of uncooked rice and a cup of dry beans is plenty enough. Perhaps even some clean water, if it is required to sustain a breakneck pace of labor.