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  • Pray for John McCain

    I'm worried about Mr. McCain. I don't know if his heart will be able to handle the news that he's won the election. Please pray that, if Jesus wills it, John McCain stays on earth long enough to celebrate his victory with us. After that it doesn't matter too much since we have Mrs. Palin. I believe that the super-faith of the members of the Landover Baptist Church can work miracles. Please pray.

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    Re: Pray for John McCain

    Oh.my.GOD, Brother - have you seen the warped, twisted election results lately?

    I do not Believe our Prayers shall be necessary

    Such a blighted worldview this Country has somehow developed, I must say!

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for John McCain

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Oh.my.GOD, Brother - have you seen the warped, twisted election results lately?

      I do not Believe our Prayers shall be necessary

      Such a blighted worldview this Country has somehow developed, I must say!
      I can only pray that the liberal mainstream media carries it's reputation on to the election- being down right wrong! This election is only fueling my desire to move to Freehold. I have to get away from all of this liberalism!

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      • #4
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        Simply disgusting, isn't it?

        I wonder how our Dear Sister Sarah is holding out? Perhaps Shooting a herd of moose to keep her Spirits up?

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for John McCain

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Simply disgusting, isn't it?

          I wonder how our Dear Sister Sarah is holding out? Perhaps Shooting a herd of moose to keep her Spirits up?
          Target practice always cheers me up. I'd go outside and shoot right now but there's some liberal law where I live that says you can't shoot within so many feet of a building. I need to buy another gun if for no other reason than to piss off a liberal. I don't know how she can go back to governing Alaska after being almost guaranteed the White House! I feel bad for her.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for John McCain

            CNN:

            "Polls are in Barak Obama is the Newest president of the united states, and John Mccain's epic failure has given him a massive heart attack, falling down he knocked mrs. Palin out of the 5th floor window... our thoughts are with... oh fuck it"

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for John McCain

              Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
              I don't know how she can go back to governing Alaska after being almost guaranteed the White House! I feel bad for her.
              She has those four Children to govern, too. Well, maybe only three now, as she somehow missed governing....who was it again?
              Trig? Frig? Willow? Wallow? Something like that

              And a new GrandBaby soon!

              Since she holds our Christian Values™ so dear, perhaps a Lady's True role as HouseWife and Mother (and moose-hunter extraordinaire!) will be enough for her

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for John McCain

                No more prayers.........

                No more....

                These are The End Times. Prepare to be taken to Glory....
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  No more prayers.........

                  No more....

                  These are The End Times. Prepare to be taken to Glory....
                  Agreed. Where should I meet you all in Heaven?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for John McCain

                    Nonsense! I ain't second to some filthy nigger-boy!

                    Ladies, get your blind folds and chastity belts. It won't be long now before Osamba employs his...gulp....Black Penis For Every White Woman Policy!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for John McCain

                      Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                      Nonsense! I ain't second to no nigger!
                      apparently you are... and third and even 4th... 5th too to alot of other things... losing is fun isnt it?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for John McCain

                        Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                        Nonsense! I ain't second to no nigger!
                        I'm sorry, Rev. Even Fox News, the most totally unbiased news source ever, is admitting that darkie won.

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                        • #13
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                          Im waiting for the John Mccain heart Attack... this speech is boring

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by manea1 View Post
                            Im waiting for the John Mccain heart Attack... this speech is boring

                            fILTHY DISGUSTING cANUCKS WILL NOT BE TAKEN TO glORY!!! YOU WILL Rot here on EARTH and wish - no - BEG for DEATH!!!! AND when you die and are burning in hell you will beg for life!!!
                            Master of Godly Debating

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                            Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                            James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                            Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                            Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                            86 Victories
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                            Past Victories (Archive):
                            Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                            Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                            Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for John McCain

                              This election proves the curse that will be brought down on the country that calls itself America!

                              SHAME!


                              Did we not warn you? Did you not know the answers!? THE ANSWERS? They are ALL IN THE BOOK! I guess this nation was too fat and lazy to see for theirselves!

                              Prepare for the demon-manifestation that calls itself BAROCK OSAMA! He will poison this nation with his vile blackness! He will first grab beautiful, white America with his dirty hands, and then slowly......very....slowly........insert his thick, bulging, noir, uncircumcised member right up this nation's poop-chute (California obviously). But in the end, it's the entire nation that will be screwed over when they realize what a horrible mistake they've made.

                              I warned you all! I tried to warn America! But nobody shall be crawling back to Reverend Green when they find their Christian, conservative, clean-cut, Caucasian little Bobby come home one day.....and his lips are thick a paint-roller with a joint between them, his nose as wide as a horse's, his pants a size 50 too large, his cap on backwards, and his skin....as vile and black as Osamba's devious plans for this nation.....

                              Friends, it's time to grab your Bible and your Guns. We've got a country to save!

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