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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

    Excuse me but when that girl walked out on stage I thought she was on fire. Her dress looked like was auditioning for hell.

    Why do these nigresses all dress up in wild colors all the time, anyway.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Juliette
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 705
        #17
        Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Why do these nigresses all dress up in wild colors all the time, anyway.
        To distract attention from the fact they're black (unlike Jesus)?


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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639
            #18
            Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

            Once her husband institutes sharia law and makes the Tawhid United Mosque of Allah the state religion, she'll be able to choose from one of the following lovely fashions in tasteful yet elegant pastel colors:

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            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Once her husband institutes sharia law and makes the Tawhid United Mosque of Allah the state religion, she'll be able to choose from one of the following lovely fashions in tasteful yet elegant pastel colors:

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                I swear those...er....girls or whatever they are look ridiculous with those cheap tableclothes draped over their heads. I just can't stop laughing when I see pictures like that. Jesus never intended to have proper ladies look like a walking pile of laundry!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #20
                    Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    Once her husband institutes sharia law and makes the Tawhid United Mosque of Allah the state religion, she'll be able to choose from one of the following lovely fashions in tasteful yet elegant pastel colors:

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                    Every time I see a burka, I am reminded of a punching bag
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                      • Father Maurice Lester
                        Ring-kissing Papist dog
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3366
                        #21
                        Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

                        Much ado about nothing.

                        However... a simple black frock with a few accessories works just fine in the eyes of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

                        The classics never go out of style.



                        Bless you, my fashionhickstas,
                        Father Mo


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                        A Cardinal in the making.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639
                            #22
                            Re: Pray for Michelle Obama's fashion sense

                            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                            However... a simple black frock with a few accessories works just fine in the eyes of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
                            I'm sure that when you put on your simple black frock, it works just fine in the eyes of your dark lord, but that's not at all the same thing.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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