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As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.
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Re: Help Me Repent
Well, you need to go buy yourself a Bible, but make sure it is the one true Word of God: The Holy KJV1611 Bible. Then read it from cover to cover. Ask any questions you have along the way, right here. Lastly, you need to send us your tithe, using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Jesus is waiting. Congratulations on making the right choice!Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?Comment
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If you're seeking to be 'saved' thought this lot, I hope you brought your wallet, dude. *snicker*As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-15-2007, 05:16 AM.sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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It demonstrates to God that you're willing to sacrifice for Him.Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
He died temporarily for your sins, the least you can do is return a little of the abundance He has allowed you to collect as an expression of your love for Him.Comment
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I live in a small apartment in downtown Baltimore. I make very little money at a box manufacturing company. I honestly don't have the money. It would mean i'd have to go without food for a week if i were to donate any more than $10.Comment
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Well, for one thing, Jesus commands us all to Tithe in the Bible.Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.
Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
It costs plenty to fund our church ministries all across the world. Jet fuel for the Lear isn't cheap. And this forum costs plenty.
You are in luck though. If you follow THESE simple instructions, you can get a free Playstation 3 when you pledge your life to Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Oh, you're poor? Then Jesus has a special plan for you!Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
Lucky guy! You get to tithe EVERYTHING! Don't worry, Jesus will take care of you. Hit that Paypal button nownownow!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Sony is run by chinks, i would never accept any of their merchandise.Comment
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See? Told you that you'd need to bring your wallet!sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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****, i'm screwed then. Oh well, it's probably warmer in hell.Comment
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[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.Comment
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My friend YOU CAN go to HELL for FREE! In fact, the road to HELL is toll free all the way! It is a WIDE HIGHWAY unlike the ROAD TO HEAVEN which is STRAIGHT and NARROW! But, I guess you don't want to travel the straight and narrow and, instead, you prefer the WIDE HIGHWAY of SIN and ABOMINATION!! Well, GOOD LUCK with that as O.Y.K.'s said. Just remember one thing HEATHEN SINNER! The end of that WIDE HIGHWAY is a FIERY PIT overflowing with SODOMIZING DEMONS which will SODOMIZE you for the rest of ETERNITY! THAT is what FREE gets you!!Originally posted by zigzagdance View Post
Well, you've chosen your way and "found" out who you want to be. Ok! I just hope you're ready for the end of the road YOU have chosen! And I hope before you DIE you discover YOUR MISTAKE! But, then it will be TOO LATE!! And, I guess you'll soon be doing the ZIG ZAG DANCE in Hell as you are being repeatedly SODOMIZED. But, that MUST be what you want!!
REPENT SINNER !!Last edited by Brother Love; 01-16-2007, 02:40 AM.Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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These people can't offer you forgiveness. See my other posts.Originally posted by zigzagdance View PostComment
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