Bush Prayer Poll

[Glendora Christianson]

Lately, I have been suspicious that maybe some of our members aren't praying for president Bush. Please participate in this harmless little poll.

PS If the Lord has given you the means to add more options to the poll, feel free. For the rest of you, it doesn't hurt to ask (politely).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Through years of rigorous practice, I have trained a portion of my brain to pray ceaselessly for our Godly President GWB. I feel that it is my pastoral duty.

I also have some nigra servants who get paid to pray for him every day, although I suspect that they are slackers in that task, like everything else.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I pray for him constantly. He has been anointed by God to lead us into the glorious End Times, and as such he needs all the prayer we can give him.

[Appelfap.]

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We voted for him, whe had to do that ourselves.
One thing where God has nothing to do with (of course it is obvious that he follows the right path, if I lived in America he would get my vote!).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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We voted for him, whe had to do that ourselves.
One thing where God has nothing to do with (of course it is obvious that he follows the right path, if I lived in America he would get my vote!).

If God had nothing to do with it, then how do you explain Hell Gore getting more votes thanks to half a million vile sinners, yet George W. Bush is our Godly President? It's because God personally put him into office, hallelujah!

[zigzagdance]

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I didn't write these, i just found them elsewhere...

20 Things Your Not Supposed To Know About Voting
1. 80% of all votes in America are counted by only two companies: Diebold and ES&S.

2. There is no federal agency with regulatory authority or oversight of the US voting machine industry.

3. The vice-president of Diebold and the president of ES&S are brothers.

4. The chairman and CEO of Diebold is a major Bush campaign organizer and donor who wrote in 2003 that he was "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year."

5. 35% of ES&S is owned by Republican Senator Chuck Hagel, who became Senator based on votes counted by ES&S machines.

6. Republican Senator Chuck Hagel, a long-time friend of the Bush family, was caught lying about his ownership of ES&S by the Senate Ethics Committee.

7. Senator Chuck Hagel was on a short list of George W. Bush's vice- presidential candidates.

8. ES&S is the largest voting machine manufacturer in the US and counts almost 60% of all US votes.

9. Diebold's new touch screen voting machines have no paper trail of any votes. In other words, there is no way to verify that the data coming out of the machine is the same as what was legitimately put in by voters.

10. Diebold also makes ATMs, checkout scanners, and ticket machines, all of which log each transaction and can generate a paper trail.

11. Diebold is based in Ohio.

12. Diebold employs 5 convicted felons as developers. These are the people who write the voting machine computer code.

13. Diebold's Senior Vice-President, Jeff Dean, was convicted of 23 counts of felony theft in the first degree.

14. Diebold Senior Vice-President Jeff Dean was convicted of planting back doors in his software and using a "high degree of sophistication" to evade detection over a period of 2 years.

15. None of the international election observers were allowed in the polls in Ohio.

16. California banned the use of Diebold machines because the security was so bad. Despite Diebold's claims that the audit logs could not be hacked, a chimpanzee was able to do it! (See the movie at http://blackboxvoting.org/baxter/baxterVPR.mov.)

17. 30% of all US votes are carried out on unverifiable touch screen voting machines with no paper trail.

18. Bush's Help America Vote Act of 2002 has as its goal to replace all machines with the new electronic touch screen systems with no paper trail.

19. All -- not some -- but all the voting machine errors detected and reported went in favor of Bush or Republican candidates.

20. Major statistical voting oddities (odds on the order of 250 million to 1!) -- again always favoring Bush -- have been mathematically demonstrated by experts.

Such amazing odds, the equivalent of statistical miracles these were. Was it God? Or was it Diebold...?

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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Sorry! I clicked the wrong button. A small distraction caused me to move it a fraction of an inch before clicking and i am not observant enough to check what i picked before clicking submit. Please excuse it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Not only do I pray for him, but I also pray a prayer of thanksgiving that God hand-picked him to be President.

[fiat lux]

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I also have some nigra servants who get paid to pray for him every day, although I suspect that they are slackers in that task, like everything else.

What a good ideea! But I think you should've paid some east europeans. They're poor as well, but at least they're white.

[OnYourKnees]

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Such amazing odds, the equivalent of statistical miracles these were. Was it God? Or was it Diebold...?

Why would you not think God was working through Diebold?

[Appelfap.]

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Why would you not think God was working through Diebold?

Because he didn't.
God had nothing do to with it. End of the line.

We just voted well

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Because he didn't.
God had nothing do to with it. End of the line.

We just voted well

Dear friend:

I must gently warn you in much Christian love not to say such things. God, Perfect and Wonderful as He is, demands that mere human beings give Him all of the glory that is due to Him. Do you know what happens when they don't?

Acts 12:23: And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.

Please don't let that happen to you.

[OnYourKnees]

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At this point, Tyrone Shoelaces began derailing this thread with nonsense. His derailment attempt has been moved to General Church Fellowship, thread name SODOMIZED BY DEMONS: The Tyrone Shoelaces Story.

We now return you to the topic of discussion, prayers for/to/about Godly George W. Bush.

Lord, please grant GW Bush the strength to stand firm against the Atheists, Communists, Muslims, and others who wish him to pull out of Iraq! Make him firm and unwavering as he drives load after load of American troops deep into that heathen nation, each instructed to spread Your Holy Seed of Love to those poor, misdirected people! GW Bush will NOT spill Your Seed on the ground, Lord!

[BornAgain]

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Because he didn't.
God had nothing do to with it. End of the line.

We just voted well

Bush was appointed by God to wage battle on the heathens and mudslimes and fulfill the end times' prophecy.

Get your facts straight, heathen.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Guess which option I chose.

I am looking forward to having the new Democrat leaders in '08!