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It was only a matter of time, but the husband of whorish redhead Marcia Cross (who plays a stinky piece of cheese named Brie on the X-rated TV show Desperate Housewives) has become so repulsed by her actions he's been stricken with cancer!
Obviously, Tom Mahoney (stockbroker/money-lender) cannot bear the humiliation and agony of having to continue to smile like this (below) as his "helpmate" flashes her diseased dirtypillows in public. To add to the perversity, the fallen Ms. Cross is defiantly wearing WHITE to this particular event. Nice try, Jezebel!
(I have blocked out her scandalous cleavage and Mahoney's eyes, as I'm sure he'd wished they'd both been that night.)
This is yet another example of God's wrath visited not only on wives who work, but husbands who allow their wives to work. The moral is, 'Tis better to be a True Christian™ Housewife than to play a Desperate Housewife. And you can't be both.
Obviously, Tom Mahoney (stockbroker/money-lender) cannot bear the humiliation and agony of having to continue to smile like this (below) as his "helpmate" flashes her diseased dirtypillows in public. To add to the perversity, the fallen Ms. Cross is defiantly wearing WHITE to this particular event. Nice try, Jezebel!
(I have blocked out her scandalous cleavage and Mahoney's eyes, as I'm sure he'd wished they'd both been that night.)
This is yet another example of God's wrath visited not only on wives who work, but husbands who allow their wives to work. The moral is, 'Tis better to be a True Christian™ Housewife than to play a Desperate Housewife. And you can't be both.
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