Hello Guys

[JoeDub]

I'm new here! I found this site with the help of the lord (and google).

Fellow Baptist I need some prayers. I met this really awesome girl, but and she claims to be Baptist and said she devotes her life to HIM. However, she has also claimed to sin a lot and has slept with over 50 guys and has contracted the STD crabs thrice.

I really want to help her and show her the way so she could devote her life to HIM. Because without HIM everyone would be lost as we know. I'm going to need some healthy prayers in order to help her love HIM better, and get her from stop sinning so much!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello Guys

I'm new here! I found this site with the help of the lord (and google).

Fellow Baptist I need some prayers. I met this really awesome girl, but and she claims to be Baptist and said she devotes her life to HIM. However, she has also claimed to sin a lot and has slept with over 50 guys and has contracted the STD crabs thrice.

I really want to help her and show her the way so she could devote her life to HIM. Because without HIM everyone would be lost as we know. I'm going to need some healthy prayers in order to help her love HIM better, and get her from stop sinning so much!

FIFTY GUYS?!?!?!?!? She must be about thirteen. "Crabs" are not an STD. They are animals rednecks carry around in their coveralls. Douse her down with kerosene a few times. That gets rid of them. Save some for yourself (kerosene).