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    Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

    Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ-

    As a new member of Landover Baptist Church, I have a prayer request for you all. Please pray for the salvation of my dear, unsaved, unwashed Jew of a husband, Mr. Solomon Sepkowitz. We are now into the Lenten season, and surely many of you are fasting (Luke 4:2). As you pray, remember my Sol.

    Yours through His Grace,

    D'Arlene
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    Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

    Originally posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz View Post
    Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ-

    As a new member of Landover Baptist Church, I have a prayer request for you all. Please pray for the salvation of my dear, unsaved, unwashed Jew of a husband, Mr. Solomon Sepkowitz. We are now into the Lenten season, and surely many of you are fasting (Luke 4:2). As you pray, remember my Sol.

    Yours through His Grace,

    D'Arlene
    I Pray that Sol gets a 'bris' really soon - it sounds like fun

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

      I will pray that he is delivered to God in whatever way our Maker sees fit.

      Is your life insurance in order, etc? Also, remember that a Living Will is a good idea, lest devilish, sick-ular doctors attempt to keep him alive through artificial means if he should trip on his long beard, side-curls/peyos or prayer shawl some dark night, and unexpectedly tumble down a flight of stairs or something.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

        Mr. Solomon should thank the good Lord that it is Lent, for i gave up me guns lent
        He always could baptized with lead to persuade him to change his jew ways
        "God, Guns, and Guts Made America Great."

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

          Originally posted by hooya_jman View Post
          Mr. Solomon should thank the good Lord that it is Lent, for i gave up me guns lent
          He always could baptized with lead to persuade him to change his jew ways
          That sounds like a threat of the type that we here at Landover do NOT condone, anything else of the type will be your last post!!!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            I Pray that Sol gets a 'bris' really soon - it sounds like fun
            SUV, Darlin', as I mentioned before, Solomon won't be needing a bris, as he was circumsized at birth. Now I must rest, as all this talk of the nether regions has given me a dual-diagnoses hot flash/migraine.

            D'Arlene

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

              My good sir,
              You are most wrong in your observation and Interpretation of my post. I did not threaten anyone for I was just stating that i gave up guns for lent and that the jew could be baptized in lead in order to bring him to the lord.
              "God, Guns, and Guts Made America Great."

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

                Originally posted by hooya_jman View Post
                My good sir,
                You are most wrong in your observation and Interpretation of my post. I did not threaten anyone for I was just stating that i gave up guns for lent and that the jew could be baptized in lead in order to bring him to the lord.
                Please clarify how to baptize someone in lead.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

                  I could have said he needed to be baptized by fire. What would have been the difference? I sense a little double standards here in these post. We are all here for a purpose and that isn't to be taken lightly. I'll be sure to sugar coat it next time for you.
                  "God, Guns, and Guts Made America Great."

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

                    I'm not sure your attitude is quite respectful.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

                      I'm sorry, but God does not hear any Prayers by, foror about joos. Have the hebe accept Christ as his personal Savior, renounce satan, and start a regular Tithing schedule to Landover Baptist Church (that's 30% of his GROSS income, not net!) via the "Donate" button at the bottom of the page, and we'll see what we can do for him.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Solomon Sepkowitz

                        Originally posted by hooya_jman View Post
                        My good sir,
                        You are most wrong in your observation and Interpretation of my post. I did not threaten anyone for I was just stating that i gave up guns for lent and that the jew could be baptized in lead in order to bring him to the lord.
                        I find your attitude both suspicious and tiresome. Our goal is to bring all unSaved persons to Jesus, including Joos. You need to rethink your relationship with Jesus.

                        Yours in Christ
                        Brother Lazarus
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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