Please Pray For This Lost Soul

[Frank Jones]

Friends in Christ,

I was 'surfing' on the internets when I came across a post on another website: http://www.grouphug.us/confessions/102435868

Which reads:

I paid for sex in London.
Never before I had been with a sex worker. Ever.
But I tought, what the hell. I’m on vacation, am I not?
She was like a model. Tall, blonde, long legs, the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen.
She barely fit on the tiny shower on the tiny bathroom.
I paid her so she would wear a goofy bear mask and sing “I’m covered in punk” while masturbating.
I’m sure she overcharged me.
Oh well. It was worth it.
Still, I feel bad about it; if my family or my girlfriend knew, I’d lose their respect.

There's so much sin in their life, I hope they find Jesus soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray For This Lost Soul

I think that's a satire site set up by the papists as entertainment for their grand master, satan. They collect confessions and then sit around and laugh about them.

Here at Landover Baptist, we pray for each and every wad of unsaved scum we can get our hands on. Salvation(c) is *guaranteed here!





*certain conditions apply, results will vary.

[Frank Jones]

Re: Please Pray For This Lost Soul

I think that's a satire site set up by the papists as entertainment for their grand master, satan. They collect confessions and then sit around and laugh about them.

Here at Landover Baptist, we pray for each and every wad of unsaved scum we can get our hands on. Salvation© is *guaranteed here!





*certain conditions apply, results will vary.

It makes sense that those Cathohicks would set up a website for 'confessions'.

[Max Bayes]

Re: Please Pray For This Lost Soul

Only the cursed followers of the Vatican't would use a form of humour as low as satirical websites.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: Please Pray For This Lost Soul

This sad fellow seems more worried about losing the respect of his family and his girlfriend. Does he not know that he has lost the respect of Jesus? It's going to take A LOT of prayer to help this lost soul.

[ChristianInNC]

Re: Please Pray For This Lost Soul

Does he have to be so descriptive? Does he want to repent and get right with The Lord or write smut? Repentence before forgiveness...I don't waste prayers on those not sorry. May God have mercy on his fornicating soul.