Pray for Natasha Richardson

[Brother Lazarus]

Actress Natasha Richardson was injured in a skiing accident in the French speaking area of Canukistan. Her injuries initially appeared to be minor but hours later she slipped into a coma and appears to be brain dead. She has been flown back to the United States where actual Doctors may treat her.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03172009/news/worldnews/natasha_richardson_is_brain_dead_160027.htm

Natasha Richardson is the daughter of famous LIEberal British actress Vanessa Redgrave and is descended from a long line of Satanic "actors". She refuses to take the last name of her Ginger husband Liam Neeson. It's unlikely she has overcome her Satanic upbringing and lifestyle, but it is our Christian duty to pray that in her final comatose hours she reads and believes EVERY word in the KJV 1611, becomes Washed in the Blood of Jesus, and joins with us at Landover Baptist.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

I'm always suspicious of those kinds of stories. One minute she's all right, an hour later she's brain dead. I wonder what Liam Neeson had to do with all that? Isn't the husband always the prime suspect? Hopefully a proper investigation will be done to determine whether foul play was involved.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

No offense Brother, but I won't be praying for that Hellbound Satan-Loving Slut. I'm just shocked it took God this long to get around to smiting her. He is busy smiting though I imagine, with all the wantoness and Godlessness and whatnot we must endure these days.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

I'm always suspicious of those kinds of stories. One minute she's all right, an hour later she's brain dead. I wonder what Liam Neeson had to do with all that? Isn't the husband always the prime suspect? Hopefully a proper investigation will be done to determine whether foul play was involved.

The Ginger Liam Neesan was reportedly on a movie set in English Canukistan at the time of the "accident". The fact that they were both in the wilds of Canukistan, far away from any medical treatment is suspicious.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ChristianInNC]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Until the plug is pulled there's ALWAYS time to come to Jesus! Glory!!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

My initial suspect is Lindsay Lohan. Richardson and Lohan appeared together in the remake of "The Parent Trap". Now we all know how women can get all jealous of each other. Lohan, of course, has been getting all sorts of negative publicity while Richardson has been been laying low and quietly going about her Satanic career. It's quite possible that Lohan, in a desperate attempt to appear more alive than Richardson, was lurking on the ski slope and propelled a rock in to Richardson's head.

This sort of jealous woman on woman on violence is not uncommon. I see it every day as part of my duties with SCOOP. I am VERY suspicious of Miss Lohan.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

I won't be praying for any member of the Redgrave tribe. They're communist whores, the lot of them.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Natasha Richardson has swooshed her way down the slopes and onto the Hell Train.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Suspicious circumstances, I say!!

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Suspicious circumstances, I say!!

Brother Lazarus, what are you doing on Brother Nobar's computer?

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Brother Lazarus, what are you doing on Brother Nobar's computer?

That's funny because he sure is suspicious!!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Brother Lazarus, what are you doing on Brother Nobar's computer?

The keys on Brother Nobar's computer are way too sticky for me to use.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

Actress Natasha Richardson entered into Hell on the afternoon of March 18, 2009.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

My initial suspect is Lindsay Lohan. Richardson and Lohan appeared together in the remake of "The Parent Trap". Now we all know how women can get all jealous of each other. Lohan, of course, has been getting all sorts of negative publicity while Richardson has been been laying low and quietly going about her Satanic career. It's quite possible that Lohan, in a desperate attempt to appear more alive than Richardson, was lurking on the ski slope and propelled a rock in to Richardson's head.

While I would put nothing past The Strumpet Lohan, it should also be noted that Ms. Richardson's father died of AIDS in 1991. It's entirely possible she became infected by proximity to him....even as early as first conception over 40 years ago...and the disease lay dormant in her until now.

Had she renounced her sinful, "bisexual" father, or at least even his name, perhaps God would have washed her clean of the Virus. As she did not, He did not...and so it ends.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for Natasha Richardson

The keys on Brother Nobar's computer are way too sticky for me to use.

At least I haven't been dreaming about Natasha Richardson.