Pray for dat no good Sam

[Vavoline Johnson]

I is Vavoline and I need your prayers for my man Mr Sam. He is a no good shifty nigro dat got himself licckid up at the church. He throws ups all over Miss Berfas new rascal scooter da one she hits some jew kids wif. Now LevVtra wonts be takin us to church no mo.
Praise baby Jezus

[Brother Temperance]

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I shall pray for that pitiful Sam fellow, and for the Lord to bless you with the ability to write like a White Man.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for dat no good Sam

Did you ask his boss to give him a beating? Is he one of Pastor Zeke's servants?

[Talitha]

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I've never prayed for a darkie before.
Is he that same no good Sam who stole my pie last weekend?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for dat no good Sam

I is Vavoline and I need your prayers for my man Mr Sam. He is a no good shifty nigro dat got himself licckid up at the church. He throws ups all over Miss Berfas new rascal scooter da one she hits some jew kids wif. Now LevVtra wonts be takin us to church no mo.
Praise baby Jezus

It sounds like there might be several long stories within that prayer request. I hope that you'll proceed to the "introductions" section and make a post of your own, girl.

Is he one of Pastor Zeke's servants?

Truthfully? I don't know. They all look alike to me.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I've never prayed for a darkie before.
Is he that same no good Sam who stole my pie last weekend?

No no Miss Talitha, hes da no good nigga dat pissed all ober Miss Berfas new rascal scooter afa he gots all likkered up at da Landover.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is he that awful negro I caught sniffing my bike seat a few years back?

I thought Bobby Joe had the boys beat him up and run him out of town?

[LITTLEONION]

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Miss Bible Girl...if you want,I'll take your bike seat in with me at night and guard it from all the seat sniffing negroes around your parts!

[JennyD]

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Miss Bible Girl...if you want,I'll take your bike seat in with me at night and guard it from all the seat sniffing negroes around your parts!

That's very thoughtful of you, Mr. Tiny Stinky Bulbous Thing, but how can we be sure that you aren't some sort of a Negro yourself . . . or worse, a Lesbian?

Miss Vaseline, there is no alcohol permitted to anyone below Pewter Tither level within Freehold, yet you say that your man -- Husband, is it? Sam Johnson? Bobby-Joe, could you look him up? Surely we have a DOF file and photos -- was drinking not only in Freehold, but AT the church!

I find this very distressing, Miss Valentine. Surely, you're aware that when Negroes (that's males; females like you are Negresses) take to the liquor, they become obsessed with finding attractive young white women, petite of build, so they may brutally <censored> them repeatedly in every <censored> with their massive <censored>!

This is a tremendous hazard to the Ladies of Landover, many of whom would be at risk from your drunken husband's insatiable lusts. It is very irresponsible of you to leave us all in such danger, without so much as a word to the wise!

Miss Vulvalean, you should provide we ladies ample warning when this booze-crazed buck Negro of yours will be out carousing, and a precise map of places he likes to go. This way, we may be sure to stay far, far away! Just be sure not to tell Bobby-Joe and the boys. They tend to punish drunken Negroes in ways I'll refrain from describing. Suffice it to say that your husband could be on the receiving end of a severe pounding! Bobby-Joe can probably tell us about the last time he and the boys had a run-in with a drunk buck . . . He was a tough one. Some of the boys got pounded pretty good themselves, in fact!

Thank you for giving us some, albeit late, warning about this incredible danger in our own town.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: Pray for dat no good Sam

I is Vavoline and I need your prayers for my man Mr Sam. He is a no good shifty nigro dat got himself licckid up at the church. He throws ups all over Miss Berfas new rascal scooter da one she hits some jew kids wif. Now LevVtra wonts be takin us to church no mo.
Praise baby Jezus

Dear Vav- I will be praying for Sam to get saved and quit getting drunk. I know he is a burden on you.

[Brother Jessup]

Re: Pray for dat no good Sam

I is Vavoline and I need your prayers for my man Mr Sam. He is a no good shifty nigro dat got himself licckid up at the church. He throws ups all over Miss Berfas new rascal scooter da one she hits some jew kids wif. Now LevVtra wonts be takin us to church no mo.
Praise baby Jezus

Miss Vavoline Johnson, now normally I ain't in favor of mixed race prayers; but I can tell from the sound of your previous posts, as well as that pleasant picture that you have posted on your avatar that you are indeed one of the GOOD ones. Therefore, I will take it upon myself to pray for you and that scoundrel of a husband you have the unfortunate shame of being married to.

In fact, I will happily and delightfully write down my prayer to the almighty, in order for the other good Christian white folks on this forum to utilize at a later time for their own purposes incase they feel the need to ask the good Lord above for blessings on your behalf. Now, here goes……

Our Father who art in heaven, all powerful, merciful and all knowing; please, oh please deliver poor Mr. Sam from the bottle and help guide him toward a path of Godly righteousness. Insure that his health is restored so that way he may help his white Christian masters to do your heavenly bidding here on earth. Help him to be a good husband toward his loving wife Miss Vavoline so that way he may be able to find employment with a good rich white man and be able to bring home the bacon and watermelon, and the fried chicken too; so that way he and his loving wife, Miss Vavoline can stay off the welfare rolls and refrain from utilizing state food stamps. Dear sweet Jesus, please help these too lost souls to become more prosperous, so that way when they have to rent the next shed to live in, they can afford to pay their monthly dues to an honest Christian white man; help them to avoid having to be indebted to a greedy Jew landlord, who will only take advantage of them and dance around the coin for which Mr. Sam sweats so hard in the field for.

And most importantly, Lord in heaven, please help provide a mule, or some kind of transportation for poor Mr. Sam and his loving wife, so that way they can attend a good Baptist church on every Sunday and not end up in the fiery depths of hell due to lack of attendance. I implore you to use your grace and abilities, good Lord, to insure that poor Mr. Sam is able to work hard for the white man and earn an honest minimum wage living. Provide him the ability to contribute proper monetary tidings to the church plate, in order for his soul to be saved and eternal salvation to be had. Allow him and his wife a place in heaven where they can serve their white masters beyond the grave with smiles on their faces and glee in their hearts…..

Great merciful, forgiving Lord in Heaven!....grant these two the wisdom to vote for a righteous conservative Republican come next presidential election so that this great nation can finally rid itself of that Muslim Hussein Obama, who we all know is the antichrist, a communist and a deceiver who is not to be trusted.


Amen! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord…..Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That was mighty kind of you friend, to stoop so low as to offer a prayer for a no-good nigra buck (who puked on my spinners a few weeks ago ). I hope you'll stick around and share more of your testimony with us. Jesus clearly has called you here for a reason. Let's see what that reason might be.

[James Hutchins]

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Watch him, good Pastor, he is one of them attorneys! Might be ALCU (forgive my language).

[Brother Jessup]

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Watch him, good Pastor, he is one of them attorneys! Might be ALCU (forgive my language).

The ACLU is a left-leaning, liberal, satanic organization bent on doing the devil's work!

How dare ye accuse a righteous Southern white Christian man of being affiliated with such a fiendish organization! I pray the Lord place a pox on you and all your brood for committing me such an offense!

[SUV]

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If his singing voice is any kind of Decent (and, as a neegroe, it ought to be) perhaps you can get him to singing this. Might help:

Oh, Jesus, you be my friend
Right, oh yeah, right up to the end.
You take my hand and I feel grand.
Knowing you walking
Hearing me talking
I ain't complaining
Though maybe it's raining
When I'm with Jesus.

Oh, Jesus, you pay my bail
When they put me in that old jail.
Oh, oh, you always giving
A reason for living.

You never hurt me,
You never, never, never desert me.
I never sinning
I always winning
Now I got Jesus.