[Brother V]

Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

then off to Tabouk, Saudi Arabia.

Interesting.

Take a camera.
Secular web site.

Tabouk lies in the north west of the Kingdom. The Tabouk region stretches north to Halat Ammar and Bir Bin Hammas; south to Omluj; east to Taima and Markaz; and west to the Red Sea. Standing high above sea level, the town of Tabouk enjoys an equitable climate. Tabouk has enjoyed the benefits of a comprehensive development program, energetically implemented. Tabouk is a town of great antiquity. In 500 B.C. Tabouk (then known as Taboo) was, with Al-Ola, the capital of Al-Ayaneyean. Tabouk is rich in historic monuments dating from before and after the time of the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. Today, it happily combines an egregious past with the benefits of modern development.

Is there nothing TABOO in Tabouk?

Wonder how it got that egregious past?

With your trip there, it seems it will continue to have an egregious future.

According to dictionary.com, egregious = extraordinary in some bad way;

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am shocked that a man of God as you alledge yourself to me doesn't know a true call for help versus simple sexual sensationalism. I make enough money on my videos and live performances from the "heathen majority" as I guess you would call them than to just mass post a generic message on a variety of prayer boards to market my newest video.

Did you find a prayer request of mine on other boards? Good for you! I'm trying to get as much prayer into my life as possible.

Now I need to go and wash my mouth out after just completing this last scene....

Friend,

We TRUE Christians are just me humans and therefore fooliable. However you can't fool Jesus. He knows you sincere if your efforts to harlot yourself in His name when He sees the green of your money. Hit the pay pal button harlot and tithe for your souls sake or as Pastor Eno says face damnation.

[Brother V]

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I just can't imagine finding any man who will ever see me as a person and not just a moaning sex toy.

Can you cook?

YIC
V

[Talitha]

Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

Give your Life to Jesus© and Landover.
Jesus Christ© is forgiving and before you know it you'll be a True Christian™ Woman like me.

Our Pastors will be only too pleased to introduce you to our Tithing schemes and we can get you Baptised in a Jiffy!

I will Pray for you.

[myxedemotions]

Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

I'm not sure how to react to any of this. I come here for help from what I assumed was a Godly bunch of human beings and instead am being accused, accosted and cricified (like Christ, I suppose) as a liar.

And on top of that, many of you are asking to actually see my videos! How exactly will that help my soul's salvation if I corrupt more people? If you want to bask in the sin I can provide, then feel free to come see my live performance here at #&@(*$@*# Club in Las Vegas. I'm headlining every Friday and Saturday night until March 2, then off to Tabouk, Saudi Arabia.

Be that as it may, other prayer sites have been less responsive than you all, so I suppose I'll take what I can get....in terms of prayers. This is my struggle every day: To literally get up out of bed only to lie down in another for another dollar. I still feel disgusting, but I don't know how to leave it. What will I be good for otherwise?

All I can pray for now is to make enough money to "retire" and go to college.

I just can't imagine finding any man who will ever see me as a person and not just a moaning sex toy. And of course, the Internet will forever haunt me no matter what I do in life. My videos, pictures, everything about me is forever stamped electronically. I'm sure whatever university I end up going to will have a field day knowing a porn star is there among its student body.

[Talitha]

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I am shocked that a man of God as you alledge yourself to me doesn't know a true call for help versus simple sexual sensationalism. I make enough money on my videos and live performances from the "heathen majority" as I guess you would call them than to just mass post a generic message on a variety of prayer boards to market my newest video.

Did you find a prayer request of mine on other boards? Good for you! I'm trying to get as much prayer into my life as possible.

Now I need to go and wash my mouth out after just completing this last scene....

Jesus would Love you all the more if you were to Tithe some of those immoral earnings to Landover Bapti$t Church.
Now go Child, wash that filth from your mouth before Posting here again.

[myxedemotions]

Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

Just a few of the first questions that spring to mind:

Where did you cut and paste this from?

How many other boards have these lies been posted on?

Do you think that you can come here to the Lord's and George Bush's favourite church and pull the wool over the eyes of True Christians™?

I am awarding you infraction points for the sin of lying. Anymore nonsense of this sort and you will be cast off into the depths of Cyberspace and away from Landover Baptist Church and your soul chance of Salvation©.

I am shocked that a man of God as you alledge yourself to me doesn't know a true call for help versus simple sexual sensationalism. I make enough money on my videos and live performances from the "heathen majority" as I guess you would call them than to just mass post a generic message on a variety of prayer boards to market my newest video.

Did you find a prayer request of mine on other boards? Good for you! I'm trying to get as much prayer into my life as possible.

Now I need to go and wash my mouth out after just completing this last scene....

[Brother V]

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Obviously this has no Biblical foundation whatsoever that THIS church is the only one we can tithe too. That is just crazy.

Let's attempt to show why this is the only Church that Jesus respects.

1. Does your church have women pastors? (ours are honorary and they are only allowed to "preach" to the women)

2. Does your church have reject any of the Bible (KJV1611)?

3. Does your church even USE the Bible (KJV1611)?

4. Do people from your chuch often get healed by the prayer of the church elders?

5. Does your church do laying of hands?

6. Do any members of your church speak in tongues?

7. Does your church allow women to speak in church?

8. Do the women in your church wear jewelry?

These are just some simple questions to answer. If your answers are all correct, you might be attending a "good enough" church. If any are wrong, well, you may want to reconsider who it is that you are worshipping. If they skimp on these simple 8 questions, what other commandments laid out in the Bible (KJV1611) do you think they might be shirking?

Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

Matthew 12:33 Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.

What kind of fruit does your church produce?

YIC
V

[The Revelator]

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Wait....your telling me that THIS is the only church I can tithe to?

Ha....haha.....HAHAHAHA...

Ok, I got that out of my system.

Obviously this has no Biblical foundation whatsoever that THIS church is the only one we can tithe too. That is just crazy.

And you know what else, AL, I can honestly say you have been the rudest and most disrespectful man I have ever seen. I have never seen someone so ignorant and cruel as you. I have no idea how you ever received the position of pastor, but I will never call you by that title.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Hold the phone there buddy. I never said I was agnostic. I was never agnostic....EVER.

Sorry, I must have confused you with one of the other homers.

I said my parents WERE catholic, but when I was a baby we all got saved, and started attending a baptist church. Now I attend a nondenominational church (called Faith Bible Church) that teaches the Word of God and the message of salvation. We believe Jesus is Lord, we believe he died on the cross for our sins. I am not tithing to a false church.

If you aren't tithing here, you are paying SATAN'S bills.

[The Revelator]

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Sorry for the confussion Mary, thank you for posting those verses but the problem was that I was careless with my wording.

What I meant to say was..

When I was a baby, my parents got saved, they then started attending a baptist church. WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH, I too got saved and then later got baptized.

Sorry for the confussion.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I was a baby we all got saved

Hold the phone there, buddy! Babies can't be saved! The whole point behind adult baptism is that only adults can commit their lives to Christ!

Acts 2:37 Now when they heard this, they were pricked in their heart, and said unto Peter and to the rest of the apostles, Men and brethren, what shall we do?
2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Acts 8:12 But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.
8:13 Then Simon himself believed also: and when he was baptized, he continued with Philip, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.

Acts 8:36 And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized?
8:37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.
8:38 And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.
8:39 And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing.

[The Revelator]

Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

Hold the phone there buddy. I never said I was agnostic. I was never agnostic....EVER.

I said my parents WERE catholic, but when I was a baby we all got saved, and started attending a baptist church. Now I attend a nondenominational church (called Faith Bible Church) that teaches the Word of God and the message of salvation. We believe Jesus is Lord, we believe he died on the cross for our sins. I am not tithing to a false church.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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My church is not a false church. you don't even know anything about my church. Do not be so quick to judge.

In another thread you just said that you are mostly agnostic and before that you said you were Protestant and before that, Catlick. Make up your mind...not that it matters much, because all of those doctrines are false.

[The Revelator]

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And I hope you realize that tithing to a false church is like paying satan to escort you to eternal damnation.

Apparently Jesus has yet to reveal Himself to you. Keep trying friend.

My church is not a false church. you don't even know anything about my church. Do not be so quick to judge.