Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

[Nurse Clampett]

God hasn't been happy with that mormon skank. Pray that he gets really mad and smites the entire Osmond clan.

Donny Osmond speaks to "The Insider" about what caused his sister Marie to become so ill that the duo had to cancel their Las Vegas show on Friday night. Donny reveals that Marie got sick with iodine poisoning after she stopped at a sushi restaurant on the way to the show and ate something containing peanuts and shrimp -- both of which she is highly allergic to.
Donny tells "The Insider" he rushed to be with his sister when he learned Marie was ill. When he arrived, a doctor was already on the scene and Marie was lying on the floor surrounded by people. He immediately canceled the show, ushered people out of Marie's dressing room and held her hand until she went to sleep.
Marie recovered well and was able to perform during last night's show at the Flamingo Las Vegas, said Donny, who added that it was the first time he had to cancel a show.
Published 5/10/09 by

[Once was lost]

Re: Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

Deuteronomy

14:10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

She was warned not to eat Shrimp.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

Mr Jeezuz hisself already tole us, three times, Aye think, that we gots to keep Kosher. Dats da Lawds own punishment he brought down on dem people dat got too many wives and don eat proper Christian, niether.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

Well I'll be the first one to say that you have to be careful with chink food like "sushi." Untold millions are killed by that stuff every year, but the joo-controlled media won't let you hear about that.

But in this case, I'd say it's more likely that she passed out from some satanic mormoon incantation she was performing in her dressing room. Jesus has warned her, so I hope she sits up and takes notice. Shaking your cooter like a common floozie on the stages of Las Vegas is hardly the path to Salvation(c).

[JennyD]

Re: Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

Goodness, and here I thought this was a thread about Gary Coleman's new career as a hit man.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Pray For Shrimp To Destroy The Osmonds

Mr Jeezuz hisself already tole us, three times, Aye think, that we gots to keep Kosher. Dats da Lawds own punishment he brought down on dem people dat got too many wives and don eat proper Christian, niether.

Miss Valvoline, you are an upstanding Christian woman. It's fiends like those demonic rappers who sing about getting iodine poisoning from eating too many shrimp that do a great disservice to your race.