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  • #1

    My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

    Thank you Jesus for sending a tornado after those filthy rich Finklesteins.

    (He also said I could forever borrow their white CHRISTyler since they wont be needin' it no more )





    Thank you Landover for teachin' me that a little modesty for our Lord goes a looonngggg way!
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  • #2
    Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

    Lmao. God wouldn't do such thing, and specially won't grant you those type of prayers. Your piffleen stupid.

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    • #3
      Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

      Originally posted by Joie the Tool View Post
      Lmao. God wouldn't do such thing, and specially won't grant you those type of prayers. Your piffleen stupid.
      Actually, David wrote many a Psalm asking God to smite his foes.
      Score for Jimmy and Jesus! Praise!
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • #4
        Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

        You might still be able to find their joo gold, too. You'd be rich!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

          Where was that tornado? I haven't been paying attention to the news lately.

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          • #6
            Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

            Glasscock. Best county in Texas!

            Way back in 2000 we were the most REPUBLICAN county in the USA. We gave 93.1% votes to President-in-Spirit George W. Bush!

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            • #7
              Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

              And look at how well that turned out.

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              • #8
                Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                Ummmm...better than well?

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                • #9
                  Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                  I wouldn't call two wars and a massive recession better than anything.

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                  • #10
                    Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                    Why you lily-ass twinkle-toe liberal! How dare you pixie dust on my topic!

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                    • #11
                      Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                      I don't see how you can be so deluded as to not see obvious facts. =/

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                      • #12
                        Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                        Originally posted by Anti-BaptistBob View Post
                        I don't see how you can be so deluded as to not see obvious facts. =/
                        Your "obvious facts" change constantly. God never changes.

                        "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
                        Galatians. 4:16
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                          Originally posted by Anti-BaptistBob View Post
                          I don't see how you can be so deluded as to not see obvious facts. =/
                          The wars were massive successes, in case you didn't notice, we won both and simply remain there to help maintain the peace as Iraq and Afghanistan rebuild itself into proper democracies. I suppose you thought it was better when Saddam Hussein and the Taliban ran things? (and you'll also notice that North Korea wasn't doing nuclear testing when Bush was in office).

                          The recession started after the democrats took over the senate in 2006.

                          You just swallow up everything you hear on TV, don't you?

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                          • #14
                            Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                            Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
                            Thank you Jesus for sending a tornado after those filthy rich Finklesteins.

                            (He also said I could forever borrow their white CHRISTyler since they wont be needin' it no more )


                            Thank you Landover for teachin' me that a little modesty for our Lord goes a looonngggg way!

                            Mr Jimmy, there ain't no way da Finklestiens lived in no trailer park. Now iffen da Lawd sent the tornado to Boca Raton, then it would be a different story.
                            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                            • #15
                              Re: My prayer was granted! HALULOOYUH!

                              Jimmy you stupid redneck fuck...you need to realize the south LOST A LONG TIME AGO, welcome to the present times...get with the fucking program..you are not better than any person in this world no matter their skin color is, YOUR WELCOME FOR THE UPDATE

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