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Hey, don't God remember dat Kobe Bryant had relations wif a white gal? How come da Lawd ain't stuck ole Kobe down wif da plague or give him da flesh eatin virus on his shootin arm or sometin? Well anyhow good peoples, pray fo Orlando! We know God always has da time to take care of our frivolous needs like dis!
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Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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I don't normally pray for sports teams, but I like that Dwight Howard guy. He seems like a good Christian, and always thanks God for his team's success. I'll pray that he dedicates more of his time to The Lord, and to loosen his grip on that huge pile of money he gets which I KNOW he's not tithing 10% to his church. -
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Well, Thank you Mr Nabor. I dont normally bother Mr Jeesus wif stuff like dis but Mr Dwight is my personal friend up on da facebook. I is friends wif Mr Ted Haggard but Mr Ted deletes all my fine postings to him. I haben't a clue why!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
PS, I will hit Mr Dwight up fo money!
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Orlando, isn't he that tequlia drinking mexican crooner fellow?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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You're right...Orlando needs prayers....THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD POSSIBLY WIN....DIVINE INTERVENTION!!! HAHHAHAHA
GO LAKERS!!!!sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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Well, you is rootin for the most Gawdless team on earf. I pray to Jeesus dat Kobe Bryant be struck down an kilt right on da playin field in front of Mr Jack Nicklson and da rest of da west coast sinners!Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View PostEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Now Miss V, you should know by now that God condemns all magic...Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
Ex.22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Lev.19:26, 31
Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ... Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.
Dt.18:10-11
There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
2 Kg.18:3-4
He [Hezekiah] did that which was right in the sight of the LORD....
He ... brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made.
2 Kg.21:6
He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.
That is, unless HE personally authorizes it.
Ex.4:2-6
And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod. And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it. And the LORD said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand. ...
And the LORD said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow. And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.
Num.5:27
And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot.
Num.21:8-9
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole:and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live. And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Orlando lost. Your prayers didn't help.
Shame; I don't pay that much attention to basketball, but I hate that asshole Kobe and I didn't want him to win. Send his dumb ass back to a Denver prison!Comment
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Shame on you! Do you know where God was all day Sunday?? At Landover, of course. Did you honestly think Jesus had time to worry about a group of basketball playing darkies?Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View PostYours in Christ,
Bethany Angelica Covington
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God hears all prayers from True Christians(tm). Sometimes, His answer is "no".Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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