Advice please(scottish)

[The baptist]

I have had this friend (who is a lady) for the last nine yrars

We saw the ladt shinty match where Newtonmore won

I will be there this weekend again, how should i act among these frock wearing heathens

Your advice please

[The baptist]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

We are at the point where they are even asking why i am not wearing a gentlemans frock

Urgent help please

[CarloThePaganHeathen]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

A Kilt is a traditional Scottish attire. In the wars against the romans the Scottish used to wear Kilts and bear all when going into battle by raising the Kilt above the head with no underwear. I strongly recomend you do this at the next meeting and you will be accepted into Scottish culture. Wear the Kilt and show all my friend, shake your hips when you do so and yell loudly

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

I have had this friend (who is a lady) for the last nine yrars

So she's a transsexual who has only been female for the last 9 years?

We saw the ladt shinty match where Newtonmore won

I will be there this weekend again, how should i act among these frock wearing heathens

Your advice please

What the HELL are you talking about? Who or what is "Lady Shinty?" I assumed from the title you are referring to Scotch whisky, which in that case, would explain your gross spelling errors.

[The baptist]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

So she's a transsexual who has only been female for the last 9 years?



What the HELL are you talking about? Who or what is "Lady Shinty?" I assumed from the title you are referring to Scotch whisky, which in that case, would explain your gross spelling errors.

I have been in her company for the last nine years?

Shinty is a gane like hockey, but with violence!

What is your talk of transexual, is this one your ungodly pastimes, what are these creatures of who you speak?

I trust that they do not have scales?

11:9 'Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and Scales

I know know that i have not to remind theee, but we talk not of the serpants of the sea

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Are you a retarded, a sodomite, a retarded sodomite, or French? You are talking in a mighty strange manner.

[The baptist]

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Could a Pastor please move , (or delete, because of the unGodly mention of the t word) this thread

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

I have had this friend (who is a lady) for the last nine yrars

We saw the ladt shinty match where Newtonmore won

I will be there this weekend again, how should i act among these frock wearing heathens

Your advice please

If you're a "baptist" then I'm Shirely Temple.

Get thee HENCE, sodomite!

[The baptist]

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Are you a retarded, a sodomite, a retarded sodomite, or French? You are talking in a mighty strange manner.

Nope, not french (doesn't only our Lord and of course Jesus deserve caps?)

I did once eat snails (don't ask)

What did i di wrong?

[The baptist]

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If you're a "baptist" then I'm Shirely Temple.

Get thee HENCE, sodomite!

I would never want to argue with you godly self.

I was born a catlick, never and i must admit i followed into my teens.

I saw the way, and confessed to our Lord

[The baptist]

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Are you a retarded, a sodomite, a retarded sodomite, or French? You are talking in a mighty strange manner.

Could i be so forward as to ask, are you betrothed?

Excuse my ignorence but you seem to need the discipline of a good Christian man

[Nurse Clampett]

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Could i be so forward as to ask, are you betrothed?

Excuse my ignorence but you seem to need the discipline of a good Christian man

You need Baby Jesus' holy foot to kick you to hell for speaking in such a way to Good Sister Mary.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Could i be so forward as to ask, are you betrothed?

From right under my name... "Ex-Papist wench, now the Godly Mrs. J. Whitford"
From my signature... "Bearing my husband's heir and being SAVED!"

It seems like I have now have the answer to my earlier question.

Excuse my ignorence but you seem to need the discipline of a good Christian man

This angered me earlier, the thought that you would second-guess my husband, Mr. Whitford's, control of me. But now that I see you are a retarded, you have my pity.
Please join me in prayer that the Lord will help you overcome your infirmity.

[Miss April]

Re: Advice please(scottish)

A Kilt is a traditional Scottish attire. In the wars against the romans the Scottish used to wear Kilts and bear all when going into battle by raising the Kilt above the head with no underwear. I strongly recomend you do this at the next meeting and you will be accepted into Scottish culture. Wear the Kilt and show all my friend, shake your hips when you do so and yell loudly

Don't listen to this queer Don't wear the kilt It is wrong for a man to wear one

[AMORMON]

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I live in a flat next to a bus stop & often wear a kilt around the flat. When a double decker pulls up at the stop, I jump up & down on the bed tugging my manhood while banging on the window to attract the attention of the passengers on the upper deck
I have been questioned several times about this by the police, but when they come knocking I pour whisky over myself and answer in a scottish accent Believing me to be a stupid northen drunk they can get no sense from they have sofar let me be
Wear the kilt-you just might like it..........