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Republican Justin Eichorn just resigned from the Minnesota state Senate today. He was accused of soliciting prostitution from a 17 year old in a police sting operation.
This is the kind of unconstitutional entrapment that our founding fathers sought to prevent. Everyone knows that underage tarts use their lithe, nubile bodies to ensnare good, law abiding, white, Christian, Republican family men such as Sen. Eichorn in the Devil's net. In the ultimate betrayal, the police are blaming the victim, Sen. Eichorn, here, when they should be tossing real underaged prostitutes into prison and throwing away the key.
Of course, what's really going on here is that Sen. Eichorn is being attacked for his support of President Trump and, therefore, of Jesus. The Senator cosponsored a bill that would have recognized Trump Derangement Syndrome (a condition that manifests as criticism of President Trump) as a mental illness. How else are we to help the people who cannot see that President Trump is the greatest leader the world has ever seen? But, apparently, supporting aid for the mentally ill is a crime in the People's Republic of Minnesota.
Please pray for Sen. Eichorn to beat this manufactured charge and to quickly find employment.
This is the kind of unconstitutional entrapment that our founding fathers sought to prevent. Everyone knows that underage tarts use their lithe, nubile bodies to ensnare good, law abiding, white, Christian, Republican family men such as Sen. Eichorn in the Devil's net. In the ultimate betrayal, the police are blaming the victim, Sen. Eichorn, here, when they should be tossing real underaged prostitutes into prison and throwing away the key.
Of course, what's really going on here is that Sen. Eichorn is being attacked for his support of President Trump and, therefore, of Jesus. The Senator cosponsored a bill that would have recognized Trump Derangement Syndrome (a condition that manifests as criticism of President Trump) as a mental illness. How else are we to help the people who cannot see that President Trump is the greatest leader the world has ever seen? But, apparently, supporting aid for the mentally ill is a crime in the People's Republic of Minnesota.
Please pray for Sen. Eichorn to beat this manufactured charge and to quickly find employment.
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