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  • Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

    Brothers and Sisters at Landover-

    I know we've had our differences in the past. But I come to you as a fellow brother in Christ, who needs your support.

    No, I do not need your bail money again.

    I have been asked by God Himself to compete to save Antarctica from the hellfire damnation by using the miracle of modern interblogoration, etc, and so forth.

    Unfortunately, I will have to compete for this role against a bunch of ecoterrorists, many of whom are also islamojihadists.

    I have written an inspiring platform. Basically, if elected I intend to run a 30 day interblog focusing exclusively on using Prayer to a Christian God as a means of saving Antarctica.

    Remember, a vote for me is a vote for God

    And God is watching

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    Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

    the dadburn intergoogle link to vote for me against all them evilutionists is

    http://wwww.blogyourwaytoantarctica.com/blogs/view/391

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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

      Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you die?
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

        Mr. Whipple, are you planning to bring Charmin to the antarctic or something?

        I don't think penguins use toilet paper.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

          God hates hippies, pal. Don't come in here blaspheming. If you're a reverend then I have a bear in my basement.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

            Thank you for clearing that up, Brother Zeke.

            I was somewhat confused how someone could call himself Reverend with a measly four posts.

            I hope he stays Unsaved Trash Under Investigation for a Godly long time. I also hope he's a fag so we can get really pissy with him.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray and Vote for Rev Hipple

              How many non LBC Pastors are True Christians? My guess is, very very few.

              Thanks Zeke for ferreting out this phony.

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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