Brothers and Sisters at Landover-
I know we've had our differences in the past. But I come to you as a fellow brother in Christ, who needs your support.
No, I do not need your bail money again.
I have been asked by God Himself to compete to save Antarctica from the hellfire damnation by using the miracle of modern interblogoration, etc, and so forth.
Unfortunately, I will have to compete for this role against a bunch of ecoterrorists, many of whom are also islamojihadists.
I have written an inspiring platform. Basically, if elected I intend to run a 30 day interblog focusing exclusively on using Prayer to a Christian God as a means of saving Antarctica.
Remember, a vote for me is a vote for God
And God is watching
I know we've had our differences in the past. But I come to you as a fellow brother in Christ, who needs your support.
No, I do not need your bail money again.
I have been asked by God Himself to compete to save Antarctica from the hellfire damnation by using the miracle of modern interblogoration, etc, and so forth.
Unfortunately, I will have to compete for this role against a bunch of ecoterrorists, many of whom are also islamojihadists.
I have written an inspiring platform. Basically, if elected I intend to run a 30 day interblog focusing exclusively on using Prayer to a Christian God as a means of saving Antarctica.
Remember, a vote for me is a vote for God
And God is watching
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