Prayers for Godly Press Secretary Tony Snow

[H. Montague Worthington]

Brothers and Sisters of Landover:

The Godly Press Secretary for Our Extremely Competent and Infallible Leader, Mr. Tony Snow, has been stricken with a relapse of colon cancer. All of Landover should have Mr. Snow and his loving Christian family in their prayers, urging the Lord to aid in his full recovery and salvation. He is indeed a brave and courageous man, a heroic civil servant, and a credit to the noble spirit imbued in humanity by the Lord God.

P.S. On a completely unrelated matter, I'm planning a trip to North Carolina next week to heckle the slutty harlot Elizabeth Edwards and scream curses at her as she leaves her chemotherapy appointment at her doctor's office. We're also setting up a prayer vigil to urge the Lord to ravage her with excruciatingly painful and deadly cancer, and to mock and taunt her weeping family. If anyone is interested in joining me, see me after Bible study on Thursday night.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Prayers for Godly Press Secretary Tony Snow

Brothers and Sisters of Landover:

The Godly Press Secretary for Our Extremely Competent and Infallible Leader, Mr. Tony Snow, has been stricken with a relapse of colon cancer. All of Landover should have Mr. Snow and his loving Christian family in their prayers, urging the Lord to aid in his full recovery and salvation. He is indeed a brave and courageous man, a heroic civil servant, and a credit to the noble spirit imbued in humanity by the Lord God.

How tragic that Tony Snow was unable to keep the Cancer Demons out of his colon!

I suppose there could be worse colon-dwelling demons.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Prayers for Godly Press Secretary Tony Snow

I would not be surprised to learn that Tony Snow's cancer was the result of being exposed to the constant toxic miasma of liebral orthodoxy from Helen Thomas and the rest of the Washington press corps.

We can see that John Edwards has total lack of commitment to family values. He should withdraw his bid for the presidency to be beside his wife. Instead he is leaving his wife to suffer alone. Jesus is sending him a warning sign.