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  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    Re: To all "true christians"

    This argument was settled five months ago, and the atheist side was proven completely wrong.

    Resurrecting this old thread and asserting the original premise again without any new evidence to back your ludicrous claims won't change that.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben

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  • imback
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    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    The proof of God is in every childs smile and in every sunsets colors. If you need more proof than that then you are simply beyond help.
    Except by your naive standards, when you say every you mean only white,supposed "true christians", straight children.

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  • Viking
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    the problem with the theory of the bible, and religion for the sake of it, is it has no physical proof. the only arguments fanatics or "true believers" use are quotes from the same bible. because they have no proof outside of it. they cant. their religions dont let them have.

    its just good to believe in a diety, because, to some point, human is a spiritual self, and as one, he needs to find a way to express it. a god figure is the easiest way.

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  • Homertard
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    You'll be 18, litterally, just after I turn 17. lol

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  • Joo
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Like Temperance said, you'll find out when you're older.
    In the meantime, have a read of the 'Songs of Solomon' in the bible. That should give you an idea.
    Like how much older are we talking about? I'll be 18 next month...

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    Uhm. I apologized for being wrong already. In the same post.
    If you realised you were wrong before you made the post, wouldn't it have made more sense to just not make the post in the first place?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Well thanks WL, I did already understand the biblical meaning, but I had a feeling that they meant something else, and I see apparently that feeling was correct (though I'm not sure that's a good thing...), but I have to grow up before I learn it...so I'm guessing its something carnal...
    Like Temperance said, you'll find out when you're older.
    In the meantime, have a read of the 'Songs of Solomon' in the bible. That should give you an idea.

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  • stealtfc
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    hahaha... they're just jealous that their apples aren't as green as mine.

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  • Joo
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    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    Uhm. I apologized for being wrong already. In the same post.










    ~Karmatic Laws~

    Well thanks WL, I did already understand the biblical meaning, but I had a feeling that they meant something else, and I see apparently that feeling was correct (though I'm not sure that's a good thing...), but I have to grow up before I learn it...so I'm guessing its something carnal...

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    That's not why Betty Lambskin is called apple sucker.
    Uhm. I apologized for being wrong already. In the same post.










    ~Karmatic Laws~

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  • Brother V
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    Re: To all "true christians"

    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
    I just explained it in biblical detail, thank you very much, Temperance.
    That's not why Betty Lambskin is called apple sucker.

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Re: To all "true christians"

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You'll find out when you grow up, kid.
    I just explained it in biblical detail, thank you very much, Temperance.







    [SIZE=1I love the cock.[/SIZE]

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Forgive my ignorance, but...what does sucking apples have to do with God?
    You'll find out when you grow up, kid.

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  • Window-Lickky
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    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Forgive my ignorance, but...what does sucking apples have to do with God?
    Absolutely nothing, Joo.

    WRONG!
    Apples such as the ones on the tree in the tale of Adam and Eve have to do with god. I think she's called an apple sucker, like most women might be, because was it not Eve who took the first bite of an apple out of her empty-mindedness? Forgive me if I mix up Adam and Eve but I'm pretty sure I'm right. Excuse the inference to all women being apple-suckers/Sinners. BUT



    We were all made in the image of God. A mirror, if you will. Until Eve shattered said mirror and now all of us are broken pictures and pieces of God.

    Leave it to women to ruin the Utopia he created.

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  • Joo
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Because she sucks apples. In a fairly glorious and Godly fashion.
    Forgive my ignorance, but...what does sucking apples have to do with God?

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