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  • HelpMePrayBetter
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    • Sep 2009
    • 27

    #1

    Please pray for US!

    Welcome, all, to Satanville!

    I was looking for some information about true world history, so I went to Google and did a little looking around for Usher’s Timeline. What I found seems to have set me off on something of a roll, as I found the following news snips: (For those who don’t know, the term “rapper” refers to a black, usually a boy, who records himself making some sort of African tribal noises, in a language I can only call “blackanese,” about whores, drugs, money, and violence. This noise is real popular with the blacks and with those who wish they were black.)

    August 21: Usher has 10,000 pairs of shoes.
    Back in my Godless fornicating days, I lived with a number of womenfolk. They all were trying for this record, but apparently, this Usher – a “rapper,” who is male – has accomplished it. As many of his illiterate sycophants might say, “You go, girl.”

    August 20: Usher’s wife claims they were intimate just days before he filed for divorce.
    Divorce? Do they not say “Til death do we part” in black weddings, or does their kind mean something different when they say death?

    August 11: R&B singer Usher has revealed he has added a few of his "personal stories" into his new album.
    If this Usher person was a True Christian, he’d be singing God’s music, which is the music of all of our personal story. There would be no need to pet his ego if he spent more time petting God’s.

    And this foolishness just goes on and on!

    Search for Adam & Eve? MASTURBATION TOYS! Let me clue these godless hordes into some truth: Neither Adam NOR Eve ever felt the need to spill the seed!

    Search for the Tower of Babel? “Go to, let us go down,” God said, “and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.” Yet, right there on the same page, using the name the Lord gave to the place at which he split the tribes by tongue, man mocks God with the BabelFish Translator, attempting in his arrogance to undo God’s work, and in the very name He gave it to start with!

    This world has gone much too long without a good cleansing fire, that’s what I say.

    I ain’t mad as hell, because Hell’s pretty mad, but I’m mad. Madder than a wet setting hen, my grandma used to say.

    How come the brown folk are the only ones get to call for Holy War? Isn’t it time to start sounding our trumpets and gathering stones? Maybe a nice green-wood pile with a treated crosstie in the middle? I hear the call every day fellow believers, and the sounds of the call come at me from passing cars and talk shows and coworkers!

    To borrow from Pastor Ezekiel, Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8).

    Who does that leave? Simple. It leaves US. What’re we doing about it?
    This is how hard this is.
    We are right. They are wrong.
    If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
    AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Please pray for US!

    So, uhm...Who exactly are you wanting us to pray for here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • FoundGirlJNB
      Found Sheep
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 351

      #3
      Re: Please pray for US!

      Ok, I am not easily confused, but you lost me brother... Are you wanting us to pray for Usher to die?? I am sure there is another thread for that - a list of people to pray for to die. If not, sorry, I did not get what you were getting at.

      What I did get on another thread of yours is that you are a 34 year single male... dibs.
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Please pray for US!

        Either he is asking for us to pray for either "us" or the United States. It can be read either way.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • HelpMePrayBetter
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          • Sep 2009
          • 27

          #5
          Re: Please pray for US!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          Either he is asking for us to pray for either "us" or the United States. It can be read either way.
          I do apologize for my being unclear on such an important topic. I confess, I was given over unto wrath when I was typing and may have let the cart get up alongside the horse.

          Rev. Jim has it about right: In my mind, there's no difference between a True Christian and a true American. "Us" is just exactly that, the True Christian American Patriots - red blood, white skin, and madder than blue blazes that we have to explain ourselves to a bunch of leftie commie hippy druggie foreign-sympathizer peacenick immigrant Democrack welfare-supported boils on the buttcheeks of the leeches on the buttcheeks of our great God-fearing Republic.

          Again, sorry for the confusion... and LostGirlNY, as soon as you forsake your Yankee Democrat-led NY-ness and get yourself somewhere respectable (like South Carolina, the ONLY state brave enough to elect the ONLY man brave enough to call President Obin Laden a liar TO HIS FACE on LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION, Amen, AMEN!), the courtship can begin in earnest! (I just KNEW the Lord would provide a good woman for me! I even SAID so!)
          This is how hard this is.
          We are right. They are wrong.
          If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
          AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
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            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #6
            Re: Please pray for US!

            Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
            ... and LostGirlNY, as soon as you forsake your Yankee Democrat-led NY-ness and get yourself somewhere respectable (like South Carolina, the ONLY state brave enough to elect the ONLY man brave enough to call President Obin Laden a liar TO HIS FACE on LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION, Amen, AMEN!), the courtship can begin in earnest!
            South Carolina? Mmm, that could work, I think! NY is godless anyway.

            Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
            (I just KNEW the Lord would provide a good woman for me! I even SAID so!)
            I should warn you now though, I am not (yet) a "good woman", as you say it. But I am here to work on that!!
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • HelpMePrayBetter
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              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Please pray for US!

              Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
              South Carolina? Mmm, that could work, I think! NY is godless anyway.



              I should warn you now though, I am not (yet) a "good woman", as you say it. But I am here to work on that!!
              You and me both, honey. I'm trying, but that anger, it just boils over sometimes. Only toward the Godless, though.
              This is how hard this is.
              We are right. They are wrong.
              If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
              AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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              • Jared H. Price
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                • Sep 2009
                • 58

                #8
                Re: Please pray for US!

                Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
                I do apologize for my being unclear on such an important topic. I confess, I was given over unto wrath when I was typing and may have let the cart get up alongside the horse.

                Rev. Jim has it about right: In my mind, there's no difference between a True Christian and a true American. "Us" is just exactly that, the True Christian American Patriots - red blood, white skin, and madder than blue blazes that we have to explain ourselves to a bunch of leftie commie hippy druggie foreign-sympathizer peacenick immigrant Democrack welfare-supported boils on the buttcheeks of the leeches on the buttcheeks of our great God-fearing Republic.
                Inspired by the same spirit as Limbaugh who this week described Jimmy Carter as a hemorrhoid. You're in good company Brother!
                Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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                • HelpMePrayBetter
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                  • Sep 2009
                  • 27

                  #9
                  Re: Please pray for US!

                  Originally posted by Jared View Post
                  Inspired by the same spirit as Limbaugh who this week described Jimmy Carter as a hemorrhoid. You're in good company Brother!
                  I was assaulted by the same spirit as Rusty?

                  I feel pretty good about that.
                  This is how hard this is.
                  We are right. They are wrong.
                  If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
                  AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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