[Emil Sledge]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Emil my sweet ,they are talking about the reproductive organs inside of a lady.Some day when you are married you will understand more about them.BUT not before you are married!

Lola you made me feel kinda funny callin me my sweet like that. And why wouild a gal have an organ inside her. I never heard a nothin like that. I never heard nothin no noise at all come from inside a gal exept when my aunt got sort a feelin all green after she accidentelly swallered her chew once. But there werent no way her organ would a fit inside anybody ever even without the bench. Wait what if she swallered a mouth organ like the harmonicats used a play? I reckon shed need a doctor then for sure huh? so she dont walk around honkin on that all over the place oh hahahaha. Well good enough for her cause shes a witch and she better hope her doctor aint a True Christian. I aint gotta be married to know how thatll end up for her. If she still got ladybits she ought a just warsh real good and that should get her shed a them. Ick.

[WickedWitch]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

It would appear, WW, that responses here have ranged from moral support and prayers all the way to something less than pleasant.

My response is somewhere in the middle since I don't really understand "girly" things.

Here, I'm talking about being a visual learner. Do you have any pictures of what's going on?

Not X-rays since I don't read blueprints all that well.

I'm thinking the built-in camera on your cell phone would probably do - but only if it has high resolution capabilities. Better yet, if you have a really nice digital single lens reflex camera - say on the order of a Nikon.

Best of all, of course, would be a high-res video tour of your nether regions. The video could have a narration with a nice voice - and here I'm thinking of the black fella, Morgan Freeman.

Now I'm not asking that you post it out on You Tube. You can just send it to me in a PM. I'd then examine it closely, using slo-mo in the good spots.

After a careful analysis of what's going on, I can then jump into this thread and give you the support you need. Or not.

Umm, not that I would've agreed to this in the first place, but I kinda can't take video or pictures because the problem is internal.

#1) Why would you ask for us to Pray to Jesus on your behalf, when you have rejected His loving offer of eternal life in Heaven in exchange for a lifetime of worship? You aren't even a Christian! Or do you want us to pray to your master satan? Because I love you guys and I always appreciate your support.

#2) Why are you whining about your nasty, smelly medical issues? Don't you realize that the delay in this surgery was caused by the socialist policies of your Cannuckistani government? Here in God's favorite country (America!) our healthcare system is the best on earth! WE never have to wait for our surgeries! Isn't it obvious that God hates you and your fag-loving country? I don't mind the delay in the surgery, I mind that they might want to take things out of me, and that's part of why I'm asking for prayers.

I'll Pray for God's Will to be done, as I always do Alie.

Thank you, Pastor.

Leeches are the answer. In medical matters, leeches are most always the answer.

Uh, thank you Mr. Bathfire. I'll tell my surgeon you said so.

I heard two girls at work talking about this kinda stuff. They were using the medical names, so I will too. I hope this isn't to gross for people here.

Is there something wrong with your Ladybits Minora or your Ladybits Majora?


Tammi

P.S.

I'll pray for both of your ladybits, just in case!

Lol, thank you. But it's neither of those two things. I could explain the issue in detail (which kinda seems like something Tannor would be into) but I don't think that very many people here would appreciate that.



Thanks again, everyone!

[SUV]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Leeches are the answer. In medical matters, leeches are most always the answer.

My God, YES! And what ever became of that medical procedure where they put glasses on the skin and tap on them?

And what about Bleeding? I imagine this wiped out a lot of S-I-N.

Lousy modern medicine. Can't even get a lollypop from the doctor anymore

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

WHATS LADYBITS DANG IT?

I cant figure this one out either, but I dont think a tv repairman can fix a self cleaning oven, and I would think any women would be happy to have a cooze that chews its self all the time. But I agree we do need pictures. Maybe she could have a friend (or two ? ) in the pictures to help point things out.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Emil my sweet ,they are talking about the reproductive organs inside of a lady.Some day when you are married you will understand more about them.BUT not before you are married!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

I heard two girls at work talking about this kinda stuff. They were using the medical names, so I will too. I hope this isn't to gross for people here.

Is there something wrong with your Ladybits Minora or your Ladybits Majora?


Tammi

P.S.

I'll pray for both of your ladybits, just in case!

WHATS LADYBITS DANG IT?

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

I heard two girls at work talking about this kinda stuff. They were using the medical names, so I will too. I hope this isn't to gross for people here.

Is there something wrong with your Ladybits Minora or your Ladybits Majora?


Tammi

P.S.

I'll pray for both of your ladybits, just in case!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Sweet Jesus what in the world are all of you talkin about I dont know what ladybits are aint they bugs? The witch need a doctor to get rid a bugs? And then all that other stuff like tubes and uterus and ovaries sound like she need a tv repair man. But witches hate Jesus anyhoo so whatever is wrong with her tv or if she got bugs who cares? Shes gettin whats comin to her for all her kickin Jesus around. I found this in the 1611KJV.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10 (1611 King James Version)

6If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

I think the witch is just lucky she didnt cross my path or show up at the LBC cause then shed neded a doctor to try and save her instead of a tv repair man or a exterminater for her bugs. God seemed pretty set on how people like her should be handled and what with satans birthday comin and all aint that perfect enough for her.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Leeches are the answer. In medical matters, leeches are most always the answer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Back in the Prayer forum! It's a strange place for me to be, I know, but since you guys were praying for me back when all this nonsense started, I figured you might want to be here now that it's hopefully coming to an end. You see, back in April/May, some nasty things happened to my lady bits (I'm sorry, I know it's graphic), and since then I've been waiting for surgery to fix the problem. Well, the hospital finally got back to me and I'll be having my surgery on the 21st of this month, and I was hoping that you'd all pray that the surgery will go fine and I'll come out with all my lady bits still inside me and finally functioning properly. I kinda need my lady bits, I wanna use them someday and be a mommy, so, yeah, support and prayers are welcome. Please? 'Cause you love me? (You can't deny it, you know you love me a little!)

#1) Why would you ask for us to Pray to Jesus on your behalf, when you have rejected His loving offer of eternal life in Heaven in exchange for a lifetime of worship? You aren't even a Christian! Or do you want us to pray to your master satan?

#2) Why are you whining about your nasty, smelly medical issues? Don't you realize that the delay in this surgery was caused by the socialist policies of your Cannuckistani government? Here in God's favorite country (America!) our healthcare system is the best on earth! WE never have to wait for our surgeries! Isn't it obvious that God hates you and your fag-loving country?

I'll Pray for God's Will to be done, as I always do Alllie.

[HTannor]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

It would appear, WW, that responses here have ranged from moral support and prayers all the way to something less than pleasant.

My response is somewhere in the middle since I don't really understand "girly" things.

Here, I'm talking about being a visual learner. Do you have any pictures of what's going on?

Not X-rays since I don't read blueprints all that well.

I'm thinking the built-in camera on your cell phone would probably do - but only if it has high resolution capabilities. Better yet, if you have a really nice digital single lens reflex camera - say on the order of a Nikon.

Best of all, of course, would be a high-res video tour of your nether regions. The video could have a narration with a nice voice - and here I'm thinking of the black fella, Morgan Freeman.

Now I'm not asking that you post it out on You Tube. You can just send it to me in a PM. I'd then examine it closely, using slo-mo in the good spots.

After a careful analysis of what's going on, I can then jump into this thread and give you the support you need. Or not.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Here I Am Again!

And why is that little harlot? Because Jesus loves you so very much and your wicked behavior has forced him to curse you body with this form of auto-vagina-cannibalism! Repent before it is too late.

So, you figure that Jesus has placed a hex upon me, causing me to have mutant reproductive organs, and he's done this because he loves me??? Truly, Bobby Joe, the 'logic' of a Christian is dizzying!

Well, I don't need to understand the way your minds work to ask for your support and prayers while all this is going on, do I?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Here I Am Again!

Thanks for your support BJ. And I'd like to make a slight correction: yes, my uterus does like to eat itself, but the biggest issue I'm having now is actually my ovaries and tubes misbehaving. Good Gods, I sound like a mutant! Now if that's not proof I need your prayers, I don't know what is!

And why is that little harlot? Because Jesus loves you so very much and your wicked behavior has forced him to curse you body with this form of auto-vagina-cannibalism! Repent before it is too late.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Here I Am Again!

Aww, I should've known you'd be supportive, Sweetest Sister SUV! Thank you!

[SUV]

Re: Here I Am Again!

PRAY-ze for Sister Alie!