[Brother Enoch]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel. I can't thank you all enough for your prayers and support, it means a lot to me. Thanks be, this issue will all be over soon.

No activity whatsoever from this member since this post over a month ago.

She must have had a ladybit attack during the operation and died on the table. Yet another victim of Canadian 'health care'. I guess socialized medicine can't be all bad if it does not suffer a witch to live.

[TimmiB]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

It would appear, WW, that responses here have ranged from moral support and prayers all the way to something less than pleasant.

My response is somewhere in the middle since I don't really understand "girly" things.

Here, I'm talking about being a visual learner. Do you have any pictures of what's going on?

Not X-rays since I don't read blueprints all that well.

I'm thinking the built-in camera on your cell phone would probably do - but only if it has high resolution capabilities. Better yet, if you have a really nice digital single lens reflex camera - say on the order of a Nikon.

Best of all, of course, would be a high-res video tour of your nether regions. The video could have a narration with a nice voice - and here I'm thinking of the black fella, Morgan Freeman.

Now I'm not asking that you post it out on You Tube. You can just send it to me in a PM. I'd then examine it closely, using slo-mo in the good spots.

After a careful analysis of what's going on, I can then jump into this thread and give you the support you need. Or not.

WOAH!!! Perverted or whaaaat? This guy is messed up. Another one for your [tasteless noun, masquerading as an adjective, deleted] bank, eh mister?

[greenpomaceous]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Amen, reverend. I will keep it straight and narrow.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

I admire the evangelical drive in you, young lady, but do not be quick to jump the gun. A witch cannot be a sister until after she has repented her evil lifestyle and embraced Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior. I just want you to be careful about getting friendly with those you are trying to witness to.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

I heartily apologize Reverend. I came here expecting to find wonderful people living a wholesome Christian existence. And I have. I guess that it is my ardency to bring heathens and witches into the teachings of our lord that I was too quick in calling this witch a sister. I promise, dear Reverend, that I won't make that mistake again. Praise GOD!!!

Witches aren't our "sisters". Maybe for you, but not for us where we True Christians™ are commanded to seperate ourselves from evil, unclean people.

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2nd Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel. I can't thank you all enough for your prayers and support, it means a lot to me. Thanks be, this issue will all be over soon.

Nobody prayed for you at Landover, Alllie. I've told you before, we don't pray for satan worshipers.

God's Will be done. If you're not back in a few days, then we'll know that Jesus, in His unfathomable Love, killed you and sent you to hell. Whic is what you deserve.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Brother Emil, you know how men have "menbits" that they aren't supposed to use til they are married... heathens use them for self pleasure. Ladies have the same thing. And our dear sister is having some issues with her ladybits. I know you wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your manbits, so lets keep our sister in our prayers about her ladybits.

Witches aren't our "sisters". Maybe for you, but not for us where we True Christians(tm) are commanded to seperate ourselves from evil, unclean people.

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2nd Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Emil don't no nothing about Ladybits, You can be sure it will be me that shows him .
Of Course that will not happen Till and ring and Pastor are involved

Aint sure if you are a sister but if you are Emil is kinda spoken fer. He just don't know it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Hopefully the doctor will also remove what's witching you and enable you to be a True Pure Alabaster White Christian™.

Helpful hint: If you end up with any sort of infection, maggots are terrific for eating the dead flech and pus. The cool part is the leave the living parts alone. So if the Dpcotor does comnvert you from a walking dead person, you can use the maggots. But if you are still a witch, they will just consume all of you because as I said, they eat dead flesh and pus.

Do not forget to thake phographs of your vacation., Everyone loves a slide show with HexChex Mix.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

Lola you made me feel kinda funny callin me my sweet like that. And why wouild a gal have an organ inside her. I never heard a nothin like that. I never heard nothin no noise at all come from inside a gal exept when my aunt got sort a feelin all green after she accidentelly swallered her chew once. But there werent no way her organ would a fit inside anybody ever even without the bench. Wait what if she swallered a mouth organ like the harmonicats used a play? I reckon shed need a doctor then for sure huh? so she dont walk around honkin on that all over the place oh hahahaha. Well good enough for her cause shes a witch and she better hope her doctor aint a True Christian. I aint gotta be married to know how thatll end up for her. If she still got ladybits she ought a just warsh real good and that should get her shed a them. Ick.

Brother Emil, you know how men have "menbits" that they aren't supposed to use til they are married... heathens use them for self pleasure. Ladies have the same thing. And our dear sister is having some issues with her ladybits. I know you wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your manbits, so lets keep our sister in our prayers about her ladybits.

[SUV]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel.

Praying Baby JESUS that Sister Alie does not get scalped by a heethen injun (DogSpitAssHatBitch or the like),

In HIS Name,

Sister Sue Vera ("SUV")

[JennyD]

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I cant figure this one out either, but I dont think a tv repairman can fix a self cleaning oven, and I would think any women would be happy to have a cooze that chews its self all the time. But I agree we do need pictures. Maybe she could have a friend (or two ? ) in the pictures to help point things out.

Why do I imagine you would be happy to volunteer your very special pointing twig for the occasion?

Good luck, Allllllllllllie. May you live long enough to know the True Love of Jesus!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel. I can't thank you all enough for your prayers and support, it means a lot to me. Thanks be, this issue will all be over soon.

It is still too not to late to ask the Baby Jesus for help. Remember the doctors have nothing to with saving your life; only Christ's love does that.

[WickedWitch]

Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel. I can't thank you all enough for your prayers and support, it means a lot to me. Thanks be, this issue will all be over soon.

[HTannor]

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I could explain the issue in detail (which kinda seems like something Tannor would be into) but I don't think that very many people here would appreciate that.

Madam, Please! I asked purely in the interests of science.