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  • Emil Sledge
    struggling to make sense for Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 257

    #1

    Prayers needed for Pastor Merle

    Pastor Merle over here to the Morning Star Baptist church in Davenport needs folks prayin for him for sure cause the phone bill at the church was so big from him all the time callin his cousin Mikey in Kentucky and then in Boston that some cop fellers come from Boston and took the bill with them and said its evidense so maybe there gonna pay it and Marge wont be all mad no more. I seen the bill layin on Marges desk and it was like more than 2700 dollars and shes awful sore about it. She said to the Boston cop fellers she dont believe Mikey were really Merles cousin. That dont sound right but she said Pastor got all kinds a upset yellin and throwin stuff after he found out Mikey were movin to Masschusets and gettin married to some gal I didnt catch her name it sounded like Kim or somethin like that. Some reason he didnt want Mikey doin that at all. Anyhoo that phone bills 27 hunderd not just 27 dollars and there was calls on there to Free Hold too a bunch a them but not all the same number either but I dont know who to. Boy Pastor Merle sure liked talkin on the phone lots sometimes for hours on end and all night even. Anyhoo them Boston cop fellers they decided they needed my laptop too cause it used a belong to Pastor Merle before me but Pastor Mick and them give me a brand new one in the box still tough book laptop and Im typin on it now and it sure is real nice and them cop fellers say I can get the whole internets now but I dont know if Pastor Merle would think thats ok but oh well. Maybe Ill find more about Jesus. I think Ill try www.jesus.com or some thing like that.

    Hey Jesus theres gonna be a bunch a people prayin for Merle now so please try and listen and make sure he gonna be ok. I love you Jesus! Thanks!
    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

  • Emil Sledge
    struggling to make sense for Jesus
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 257

    #2
    Re: Prayers needed for Pastor Merle

    I typed www.jesus.com and pushed the enter button and my screen showed some Metropolitan Community Churches web site but there some thing wrong with it cause I think they must be homersexurals for sure and they read there Bible with new eyes. I dont want new eyes and dont know why any body would want them either unless they lost the old ones first..
    GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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    • GODISSQUAREROOTOF-1
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2009
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Prayers needed for Pastor Merle

      I honestly hope he dies

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      • Emil Sledge
        struggling to make sense for Jesus
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 257

        #4
        Re: Prayers needed for Pastor Merle

        Originally posted by GODISSQUAREROOTOF-1 View Post
        I honestly hope he dies
        Well that about makes for certain that the coals are a bein stoked for your butt right now. Enjoy your stay in hell for ever and ever and ever amen.

        Jesus got you in His crosshairs buddy.
        Last edited by Emil Sledge; 10-24-2009, 03:59 PM. Reason: critical misspelling
        GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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