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  • #1

    Pray for Christians

    I'm requesting a prayer for all of you whom go against your own Lord's teachings, and condemn all who are different than you. Instead of accepting them for who they are, and loving them unconditionally like Jesus wanted, you threaten them with eternal torture and damnation in the fictional underworld you've come to call "Hell".

    I also wish to pray for..(wait, are two prayer requests allowed in 1 post, or would that be blasphemous...ah what the fuck, I'll wing it). -Ahem- As I was saying, I wish to pray for all those here who have convinced themselves that an ancient book written by polytheist writers well over 2000 years ago contains all the truths required to enter into an eternal paradise. And that if we get it wrong in this finite life, we will spend ETERNITY in damnation, because God loves us so much.

    Thank you. Now as you all join in this prayer, I'm going to go roll a joint, and have oral sex with a nun. Praise Allah, and may you walk in his light.
    John 8:10-11
    Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
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  • #2
    Re: Pray for Christians

    How about I pray that You see the Truth before it's too late!
    Psalm 18:3
    I will call upon the LORD, [who is worthy] to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Christians

      Originally posted by A Human View Post
      Thank you. Now as you all join in this prayer, I'm going to go roll a joint, and have oral sex with a nun. Praise Allah, and may you walk in his light.
      I doubt it. You're probably a pansy atheist teenager who's never even seen a cooter or a joint. You're a traitor and a terrorist, so homeland security is going to be happy to get a copy of your post. This is a Christian nation, not a Muslim one. Maybe you should move to Afghanistan.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Christians

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I doubt it. You're probably a pansy atheist teenager who's never even seen a cooter or a joint. You're a traitor and a terrorist, so homeland security is going to be happy to get a copy of your post. This is a Christian nation, not a Muslim one. Maybe you should move to Afghanistan.
        I'm a terrorist for being Muslim? Interesting. Also interesting that because I said "Praise Allah" to cause controversy, it stirred up your short wired temper. Filth.


        Now, can I smoke my joint in peace while you practice your superstitious act of praying?
        John 8:10-11
        Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Christians

          Originally posted by A Human View Post
          Now, can I smoke my joint in peace while you practice your superstitious act of praying?
          Get off the grass, you hippie.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Christians

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Get off the grass, you hippie.
            If that picture in your avatar is of you in real life, and you just called me a hippy, I will laugh so hard until my head explodes.


            Praise Allah, Siddharthaha Gautama, and Jesus.
            John 8:10-11
            Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Christians

              Are you calling me a hippie???
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Christians

                Originally posted by A Human View Post
                Filth.

                And you condemn us for being judgemental?

                Hypocrite much?

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Christians

                  Originally posted by A Human
                  blah blah blah and other homasexural nonsense
                  Read your Bible you faggit then come back.
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                   WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Christians

                    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                    And you condemn us for being judgemental?

                    Hypocrite much?

                    Hey, Im just going with the flow.

                    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                    Read your Bible you faggit then come back.
                    Yes sir mr. "Brother" Hank sir. I am a homosexual, lover of big muscular men who will hold me in their arms.
                    John 8:10-11
                    Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Christians

                      Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                      Hey, Im just going with the flow.



                      Yes sir mr. "Brother" Hank sir. I am a homosexual, lover of big muscular men who will hold me in their arms.
                      Tick tock

                      That's the clock counting down until you spend forever in Hell where there aren't any clocks, because it's forever.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Christians

                        Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                        Hey, Im just going with the flow.
                        If that was true then you'd be Praising Jesus along with the rest of us.



                        Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                        Yes sir mr. "Brother" Hank sir. I am a homosexual, lover of big muscular men who will hold me in their arms.
                        That's just disgusting. Don't you know that God has promised to send you to hell for that?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Christians

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Tick tock

                          That's the clock counting down until you spend forever in Hell where there aren't any clocks, because it's forever.
                          No. The clock is ticking for me to be banned, which has nothing to do with hell. You're a human, you can't judge my fate, only your extreme King James bible quotes.
                          John 8:10-11
                          Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Christians

                            Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                            No. The clock is ticking for me to be banned, which has nothing to do with hell. You're a human, you can't judge my fate, only your extreme King James bible quotes.
                            Blah blah blah. "You can't tell me I'll die if I step off the roof of this skyscraper!"
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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for Christians

                              Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                              Yes sir mr. "Brother" Hank sir. I am a homosexual, lover of big muscular men who will hold me in their arms.
                              I'll be happy to hold you in my arms, son.

                              With your head in a tub of water.

                              I'll pull you out every now and then to see if you've decided to give up the homosexual deathstyle. If not, back in you'll go!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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