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    Please Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8

    Join me and all real Christians in praying for President Obama!



    This little stocking stuffer -- I'm buying two dozen for my local Toys for Tots program -- helps children learn about the Bible and prayer in soft, snuggly way.

    But what's it all about?

    It's a movement by Christians to promote Biblical prayer to help America, of course!

    Please, join me in praying for Obama:
    Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
    Now, since we love God's Word, we must keep it in context:
    Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
    AMEN!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    Re: Please Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8

    We've got a few gross of those teddy bears on backorder for Christmas presents. I'm hoping that Brother Monty can grease up the pipeline over in Laos and get them here PDQ. Those kids need to step up production if they expect to get orders from God's favorite country. America needs those Obama Prayer Bears now!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Please Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8

      I can think of no better medium for a solemn prayer for HOPE and CHANGE than a Obama Prayer Bear with the holy message from scripture:

      "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

      Beautiful, Godly words.

      I am working with the Myanmar (formerly Burma) government to put some of their prisoners to work on this, except my version of this cuddly Teddy Bear will be carrying a toy high-powered rifle with a miniature Bushnell Elite 3200 10x40 scope. There isn't a True Christian(tm) child in America that wouldn't love one of these cute and cuddly Teddy Bears with a hopeful message from scripture, and they should be ready just in time for Christmas!

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        Re: Please Pray for Obama - Psalms 109:8

        You nearly gave me a heart attack with the title of this thread. Thankfully the verses available here are a true relief.
        Ephesians 5:22-24
        22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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