[eliot mayfield]

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This train has whiffy, I don't know what it means, but my laptop computer does work because of "Whiffy" I caught an earlier train and am on my way!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Memorize these images, this is what you are up against Pastors:

[Nobar King]

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we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades.

I prefer the earlier Escalades, as well.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Well, it's been quite a day so far! Pastor Zeke woke me by kicking in my front door while it was still dark (sorry for locking it)! After rebuking me for not sleeping in my pilot's uniform as I got dressed, we sped across Freehold in one of (I forget which one, it was early) the Pastor's Escalades. To the car we sideswiped while crossing Main street against the light, that was my fault. I think my involuntary screams of terror were a bit distracting to Pastor Zeke.

He began to calm down as some of the other Pastors and normal passengers started arriving at the AirJesus terminal. He even stopped yelling at the ground crew after a few minutes. They got the G550 fueled and prepped in record time, and I think I can rehire most of the guys Pastor ordered me to fire in a few days when we get back to Freehold.

Right now, we are in London refueling. I'm on my laptop (thank you Lord for Your glorious WiFi!) in the cockpit. Pastor Zeke is yelling at the English ground crew. I can see him waving a KJV 1611 over his head as we speak! We should be in Denmark soon! Get ready to be saved, you filthy Euro WHORES!

Praise!

[Levi Jones]

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Lord yes! I'm coming!

No matter how backward or third world the country is. Be it Mexico, Costa Rica, Japan or even Denmark, anywhere there are free or reasonably priced whores to witness to, you know you can count on me to be there.

[Tumpelritter]

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This message is so disgusting. A typical situation that happens everyday in socialist eurabia. I´m so ashamed to be live in this place where whores offer their services for free.

This wouldn´t happen in a Christian free market society

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Where are we going to meet up? Here?


(Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )

Welcome to Copenhagen, Brother. Well that's a local demi-urge known as a "mermaid".

Maybe this would be a good opportunity to witness to the Danes from Exodus: "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods." (34:17)

Judah buys a wife, Tamar, for his son Er, who is then slain by The Lord. Judah instructs Onan to marry Tamar. Onan is not please with this idea and “spills his seed upon the ground.” Thus The Lord slew Onan as well. (There’s a lesson for young men here.) Judah is now running out of sons but has a young one call Shelah. So he tells Tamar to wait in her father’s house until Shelah is old enough (probably around 12).

Tamar did this but even when Shelah became a man, he was not given Tamar.

After some years, Judah’s daughter died and, to find solitude he went off to see some sheepshearing. Now Tamar heard of this and took off her widows clothes and dressed as a harlot, a veil covering her face. When Judah passed by her, he thought her to be a prostitute, so he asked her how much she charged.

It turned out that her price was a goat and, not having a goat immediately to hand, Judah gave her his ring as a deposit. And “went in unto her.” He later came back with the goat but Tamar had gone.

Tamar became pregnant as a result, and three months later was dragged out to be burned as a harlot. However, Tamar now produces Judah’s ring, to which Judah commented, Ge:38:26: And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my son. And he knew her again no more.

Morals: 1. we see the delightfully clear reasoning as to why prostitutes should be burned (or not.) 2. Always carry cash (or a goat.)

An even more obvious moral is that only whores hide their faces behind a veil:

Genesis 38:15 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.

I must caution you, however. The streets of modern Eurabia are full of women who have "covered her with a vail, and wrapped herself" (Genesis 38:14) Under no circumstances should you approach these women with your COP15 identity card and a goat.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That's it then! Wide Open drives to Chech Chezh Chik Central Europe and takes the train to Denmark with his goat!

[eliot mayfield]

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Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!

Meh.

No problem on Czechoslovakian railways!

[Joshua Brooks]

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I would like to wish you all success in your efforts to Save® the unsaved eurotrash. You will be in my prayers.

[Wide-Open]

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Always carry cash (or a goat.)

Bugger. I just checked, and Virgin charges extra for goats and doesn't accept them as hand luggage!

Meh.

[Nobar King]

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Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time.

I would be really surprised if you all came at the same time, considering how far everyone has to travel.

[eliot mayfield]

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Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koevenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.

And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.

I'll be there at 18 O'clock, whatever that means. I'll do my best to find you. My mobile phone number is being sent by pm to all involved.

[Wide-Open]

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It looks like the train stops in "Koebenhavn" wherever that is.

Norway I think. Anyway, I don't think it's realistic to expect us to all come at the same time. Let's try to be there at 8 AM GMT (whatever that is) tomorrow morning (Koebenhavn time, that is). This should be easier than the Austrian trip last year.

And to be fair to One eyed Jack, he should get first dibbs at rebuking these harlots.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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For all those travelling to Copenhagen (83 and rising so far on the Landover Jet) can I please remind you to read Ge:38:13: to 26, which sets the Godly scene.

Judah buys a wife, Tamar, for his son Er, who is then slain by The Lord. Judah instructs Onan to marry Tamar. Onan is not please with this idea and “spills his seed upon the ground.” Thus The Lord slew Onan as well. (There’s a lesson for young men here.) Judah is now running out of sons but has a young one call Shelah. So he tells Tamar to wait in her father’s house until Shelah is old enough (probably around 12).

Tamar did this but even when Shelah became a man, he was not given Tamar.

After some years, Judah’s daughter died and, to find solitude he went off to see some sheepshearing. Now Tamar heard of this and took off her widows clothes and dressed as a harlot, a veil covering her face. When Judah passed by her, he thought her to be a prostitute, so he asked her how much she charged.

It turned out that her price was a goat and, not having a goat immediately to hand, Judah gave her his ring as a deposit. And “went in unto her.” He later came back with the goat but Tamar had gone.

Tamar became pregnant as a result, and three months later was dragged out to be burned as a harlot. However, Tamar now produces Judah’s ring, to which Judah commented, Ge:38:26: And Judah acknowledged them, and said, She hath been more righteous than I; because that I gave her not to Shelah my son. And he knew her again no more.

Morals: 1. we see the delightfully clear reasoning as to why prostitutes should be burned (or not.) 2. Always carry cash (or a goat.)