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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Brother, that travel schedule might make you end up in Germany! Using PUBLIC TRANSPORT!

    Where are we going to meet up? Here?


    (Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )
    It looks like the train stops in "Koebenhavn" wherever that is. I guess I'll just follow the trail on stoned hippies laying on the sidewalk to get to the action and start protesting.
    What is the ETA on the others? We should concentrate our efforts for maximum penetration.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    That's czechoslovakian, German, and Dutchanese.
    Brother, that travel schedule might make you end up in Germany! Using PUBLIC TRANSPORT!

    Where are we going to meet up? Here?


    (Her legs look a bit odd TBH. Is she sitting on a fish? )

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    What is that demon tongue! Do devils beset your keyboard?
    That's czechoslovakian, German, and Dutchanese.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    What is that demon tongue! Do devils beset your keyboard?

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  • eliot mayfield
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    6:29DatumOdkud/Přestup/KamPříj.Odj.Pozn. Spoje 8.12.Praha hl.n. 6:29 178 Johannes Brahms Berlin Hbf (tief) 11:1911:25 ICE 796 Hamburg Hbf 13:0113:28 ICE 35 Koebenhavn H 18:11 Celkový čas 11 hod 42 min, vzdálenost 1064 km
    • České dráhy, a.s.; nábřeží L.Svobody 1222/12, 110 15 Praha 1; +420 840 112 113 (Praha hl.n.->Schöna Gr.)
      Deutsche Bahn AG; Potsdamer Platz 2, 10785 Berlin (Schöna Gr.->Berlin Südkreuz) (EC 178)

    Looks like I'll get there in the evening, if I leave tomorrow morning.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    So there'll be plenty of subjects for Salvation™ to go round.
    Do we know the Danish word for "Tithe"? Is it Bryst? It may come in handy.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    I think we should all go, brother. There are simply too many whores and liberal tree huggers for a mere handful of Chritian Warriors. I am having some COP15 ID's made up because we need to lure them in somehow. Then we can preach the word and Save some souls.
    Brother Remy, if there's anything these whores need, it is your input.

    You know how these Europeans get, with all their preconceived ideas, and having a stern seeing to from an ex-Negro like yourself will quickly silence those harlots (or make them cry out "JESUS!")!

    Maybe Pastor Zeke can pick you up, so you can discuss your strategy on the plane.

    And WHERE IS PORTWAY WHEN WE NEED HIM?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    I think we should all go, brother. There are simply too many whores and liberal tree huggers for a mere handful of Chritian Warriors. I am having some COP15 ID's made up because we need to lure them in somehow. Then we can preach the word and Save some souls.
    Excellent! I knew we could rely on you.

    A message from Pastor Prune's wife, confirms that he's saving fallen women from sin, for $10 he'll save you a blonde one. So there'll be plenty of subjects for Salvation(tm) to go round.

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    Copenhagen Council and Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard have sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.
    Copenhagan's government agrees with us: climate change is caused by sin, not by carbon.

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  • SUV
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    Well, I guess I know where to go to find Pastor Kenneth now. He was always Right up-front to lead the Christian Soldiers on.

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  • Nobar King
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    I wish I could make it but I think I'll be busy tomorrow. I'll pray for you pastors that your message is received and that you are given the proper respect that you deserve.

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  • Remy Lebeau
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Shocking! My daily quota of indignation is overflowing!

    I have left a message with Pastor Prune Danish’s (our “Apostle of The North”) wife, as she informs me that he left for the Conference area as soon as the news was announced on Danish TV.

    I think we can look forward to seeing some action from Pastor Prune.
    I think we should all go, brother. There are simply too many whores and liberal tree huggers for a mere handful of Chritian Warriors. I am having some COP15 ID's made up because we need to lure them in somehow. Then we can preach the word and Save some souls.

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  • Wide-Open
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    I can be there in a few hours with Virgin Airlines. I'll bring my bullhorn and my "God hates Denmark" signs. Any objections from the Pastors?

    God controls the climate, end of.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Eze:23:43: Then said I unto her that was old in adulteries, Will they now commit whoredoms with her, and she with them?
    Eze:23:44: Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Am:2:7:b and a man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name:

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