[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Oh, well I'm sorry for lying pastor. I'll pray for forgiveness tonight. Thank you for helping me realize my sins! I see now why you're such an accomplished Christian.

Poor fellow. It looks like your life partner has been evicted from the premises. Such a shame too.

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Poor fellow. It looks like your life partner has been evicted from the premises. Such a shame too.

I like how you throw your opinion around like it matters, liberal scum bag.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I like how you throw your opinion around like it matters, liberal scum bag.

I'm failing to see any opinion in my previous post. Your mileage may vary.

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I really wish you'd just stop. Didn't you read the banner? UNSAVED UNWELCOME! In other words, go away, shoo. Stop acting like people care about your pathetic existence because they really don't I'm sure even Jesus has lost patience with you by now. And I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

You know, at least when I say something the good people here respond. Though their responses are usually pointing out my ignorance at least they say something. You're so pathetic they don't even bother with you any more.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I'm failing to see any opinion in my previous post. Your mileage may vary.

I believe the erroneous opinion expressed in your post was that Animal Mother is worthy of anyone's pity. Even yours.

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Hey there Brother, I'd like to ask you a question. How would I go about joining your Church? Mine no longer provides me with my needs.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Hey there Brother, I'd like to ask you a question. How would I go about joining your Church? Mine no longer provides me with my needs.

You think Church is about your needs?

I don't even know what to say to you. You're even more stunned than Sam, and he's about as stunned as they come. But even he wouldn't say something so retarded.

Please, go away.

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I was talking about my needs to praise Jesus, why are you so stunned Brother?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I was talking about my needs to praise Jesus, why are you so stunned Brother?

He has gone to bed. I'm afraid it's down to just a few of us. Why don't you tell these horrible people here what you are really about?

I'm practically tingling with anticipation of your explanation. You know nothing about the Bible. You name yourself after a racist, sick and twisted character from a Kubrick film. You talk about how many "gooks" you killed.

The actually being a conservative comes through loud and clear. I believe I have run across your sort in my travels on the internet. You're the chickenhawk wannabe military sort. I have seen your ilk plenty of times.

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Know nothing about the Bible? I got one right in front of me! KJV too! (Is there any better version? I don't think so.)

I'll try to be nice to you for hopes that maybe you'll believe me and leave these forums with the knowledge that the people here are far superior to you in every way. God created all men equal, but they certainly don't die that way. You chose the baby killing, queer loving path of the liberal. You pretty much spit in Christ's face. But there is still time to repent for your evil ways.

Don't hate me, I only want to help save your currently condemned soul from eternity in Hell.

[Crazy Soviet]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Hey mother, i do believe that Joker hasnt been shown the grace of Jesus. We should enlighten him shouldnt we? u got any soap?

[Crazy Soviet]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

what is that sam guy talking about? i believe that the ACID is getting to him. i mean i have ingested some agent orange in my time but this is INSANE!

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Yes, that's him. He's some liberal scum bag with an opinion, and therefor it matters and everyone must listen.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

Hey mother, i do believe that Joker hasnt been shown the grace of Jesus. We should enlighten him shouldnt we? u got any soap?

Sock and soap. Another Full Metal Jacket reference. How clever.

I noticed you used the devil emoticon as well. I don't know why you won't get right with our Lord and stop allowing the Prince of Darkness to influence your thoughts like performing violent acts on me.

what is that sam guy talking about? i believe that the ACID is getting to him. i mean i have ingested some agent orange in my time but this is INSANE!

You have ingested Agent Orange? That would certainly explain why you can't find your shift key.

Yes, that's him. He's some liberal scum bag with an opinion, and therefor it matters and everyone must listen.

You don't care about my opinions on the Lord's Holy Word, to the point that you continue to actively seek my attention. It's okay, dear boy. You have it.

What do you need of this humble servant of our sweet Savior? You wish me to pray for the Lord to open your eyes to you being a liar and a chickenhawk who has never served in the military?

In His name shall it be done,
Sam

[Animal Mother]

Re: Please pray for my Heathen soul.

I never once wanted your attention. In fact I'd like to stay away from your demonic gaze if at all possible.

Why do you keep calling me a Chicken hawk? That some sort of furry cosplay thing, or is it because of your Pagan roots?


And I was in the military, fighting for the freedom scum like YOU take for granted! JESUS SAVE YOUR SOUL!