[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Showing Whorish Hilton with a halo around her head is like showing evolutionists holding up creationist posters. It just doesn't go together.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I was having lunch with Betty Bowers today (thanks to my step up in tithing status), and we agreed that if Miss Hilton could save her Nigress friend, Nicole Ritchie, the next season of The Simple Life would be a glorious testament to Jesus and a wonderful way to reach out to millions of lost souls by showing them the transforming power of Christ.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dang, that stupid bitch is trying everything she can to get out of there, even reverse-psychology with the media!
And the only god that she believes in....well, she doesn't, really, she more worships herself as a goddess.

If she didn't want media attention she wouldn't be acting this way. She's still hoping to be sprung from jail.

I stand by what I said about her sentence still being too short. She didn't go to jail for driving without a license. She went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE. She should be in there for at least 6 months!

It just goes to show that with enough money, you can buy just about anything, including court officials.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Let this be an example to you Hellbound. There is hope for everybody. Jesus died for your sins so even you can get into Heaven. If Paris can be saved, so can you.

But I am saved! Saved, that is, from the madness of abrahamic religions!

[eliot mayfield]

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Let this be an example to you Hellbound. There is hope for everybody. Jesus died for your sins so even you can get into Heaven. If Paris can be saved, so can you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!

Dang, that stupid bitch is trying everything she can to get out of there, even reverse-psychology with the media!
And the only god that she believes in....well, she doesn't, really, she more worships herself as a goddess.

If she didn't want media attention she wouldn't be acting this way. She's still hoping to be sprung from jail.

I stand by what I said about her sentence still being too short. She didn't go to jail for driving without a license. She went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE. She should be in there for at least 6 months!

[eliot mayfield]

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Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!



I will personally take the LBC Lear jet down to Californica and meet her with the LBC stretch limo to whisk her away to a secret undisclosed location for the weekend and offer her intense, one-on-one, rock hard preaching. If any of the other pastors would like to join me, give my secretary a call.

Another soul brought home to Christ's love! GLORY!!

I am so proud we started praying for and made such a difference. Sometimes it feels so good to do the right thing.

[Christiana]

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I will pray for Paris Hilton. If she really does repent and accept Jesus, Jesus will help fix her life. I do not think she is merely the dumb blonde that the media portrays her as.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Truly, Pastor, the good Paris Hilton has much to learn, and I am sure that you are just the man to teach her. I know that her type requires a great deal of intensity with ministering, lest she not feel the love of Jesus. She has a gap deep within her, a Jesus-sized piece that is missing that she has tried to fill with every other option that she can find. Once she meets you, I am sure that you will be able to drive her crazy with the Love of Jesus, the missing piece that she has been searching for. You are just the man to bring her from the darkness that she has clung to for so long. I pray that you bring light to her, and ensure that she is no longer needing a mere lamp to bring some light to her otherwise dark-green tinged figure in the darkness that is void of all people, until exposed for the whole world to see!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!

.....Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

I will personally take the LBC Lear jet down to Californica and meet her with the LBC stretch limo to whisk her away to a secret undisclosed location for the weekend and offer her intense, one-on-one, rock hard preaching. If any of the other pastors would like to join me, give my secretary a call.

Another soul brought home to Christ's love! GLORY!!

[Miss Hikari]

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What, so you refuse to even clothe yourself in a semi-decent fashion unless your androgynous gook tentacle rapist role models are jailed?

*sweatdrop* Must you take everything I say and twist it? I dress in a decent fashion everyday. When I'm in school I wear my uniform, and when I'm at home or out I wear the clothes either my mother, my boyfriend, or I have bought for me.

And I see that you're working very hard on your insults today, BT. Have a cookie.

"androgynous gook tentacle rapists" Ow, my heart... How it hurts... You've insulted 3 people who've I've never even seen in real life. I think I'll jump off the Golden Gate Bridge now.

[Brother Temperance]

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Not really. I hate Paris Hilton because she's a rich, spoiled, ugly, dumb brat. Nothing more. And you think she's beautiful? She looks like a rat! And I detest Yoko Ono... Now if it were Yoshiki , Gackt , or Miyavi , then you may have me wearing t-shirts.

What, so you refuse to even clothe yourself in a semi-decent fashion unless your androgynous gook tentacle rapist role models are jailed?

[YesImHellbound]

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All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum, and this post proves it.

So does that hateful video you linked to.

Okay, so how does me stating FACTS make me hateful? I was pointing out to you BLINDED TC's, whom I wish to respect, that she is not nearly as pure, or Christian as you are swayed to believe. I would have thought that someone PRETENDING to believe as you do would anger you, because that is mocking your Christian God! Also, you are making me laugh again! "All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum." Do you not see the irony? You start off with generalization, then call US "hateful scum." Oh well, you will probably stay hateful yourself, but who can change that besides you? Not I.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I was on myspace and one of my friends posted this video.

Here's the link: http://www.break.com/index/go-away-paris-hilton.html

That is a vile video, but did I hear 50 million or 50 billion? Have we made Paris an honorary member of LBC yet? HOPEFUL GLENDORA

PS Paris if you're reading this, we love you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please, stop me from laughing so hard. None of you addressed what I said originally, and it seems to prove it. You are fooled so easily by this spoiled brat when she poses with The Bible. I respect YOUR beliefs, but please, don't be blinded so ridiculously. Paris Hilton, is NOT a hard worker, she did not earn her place. I don't think she is beautiful, but that whole idea is in the eye of the beholder. Now TALENTED is a load of crap, unless you mean she makes 'videos' and gets her name all over the place, in that case, sure. Smart... wow... I guess I'll give her props for using The Bible to sway people like you all, but in general, don't make me laugh

All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum, and this post proves it.

So does that hateful video you linked to.