[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Paris

We admit nothing of the sort. Miss Hilton wouldn't even give the time of day to most plebs. Her companions are all wealthy, good-looking and famous folk like herself. What you would have to admit if you were telling the truth is that if you and Miss Hilton were in the same room, anything male that walked upright or staggered drunkenly almost upright, would stagger straight past you and make a beeline for her.

This is a very hypothetical situation, of course, because Miss Hilton wouldn't deign to be in the same room with riff-raff like you in the first place; and there is no way lower class rubbish like you would be at the sort of establishment or at the sort of function that Miss Hillton would be present at. The security people would evict you on sight.

No, any man whose sight was not severly impaired is going to prefer someone like Miss Hilton to the likes of you. That's what gets under your skin, isn't it? That's why you hate her. Pure unadulterated envy.

Trust me, Enos, I am in no way jealous of that little twit. The men that she attracts are just as shallow and worthless as she is, and I would not give them the time of day.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

I'm sure that the prison doctor could have provided her with medications to treat her herpes outbreak, and she could have stayed in jail where she belongs.

In jail where she belongs? Sorry but people don't belong in jail just because they are more wealthy and better looking than you and you hate it.

People belong in jail when they are a real danger to the community, when their incarceration will genuinely rehabilitate them, when their being there may encourage the rest -- not just because they are wealthy and good Christians living the sort of life style that you can only dream about.

Find the Lord DWF and peace of mind. The Lord, and the Lord alone, can cure you of this hatred and envy. It must be dreadful to be in your shoes and be so full of hate and jealousy. What's more it's bad for the health. You'll get cancer if you're not careful.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

Trust me, even if I were a lesbain, Paris would not be fantasy fodder for me. But even you have to admit that the twit has a reputation for bedding anything male that walks upright (or staggers drunkenly almost upright).

We admit nothing of the sort. Miss Hilton wouldn't even give the time of day to most plebs. Her companions are all wealthy, good-looking and famous folk like herself. What you would have to admit if you were telling the truth is that if you and Miss Hilton were in the same room, anything male that walked upright or staggered drunkenly almost upright, would stagger straight past you and make a beeline for her.

This is a very hypothetical situation, of course, because Miss Hilton wouldn't deign to be in the same room with riff-raff like you in the first place; and there is no way lower class rubbish like you would be at the sort of establishment or at the sort of function that Miss Hillton would be present at. The security people would evict you on sight.

No, any man whose sight was not severly impaired is going to prefer someone like Miss Hilton to the likes of you. That's what gets under your skin, isn't it? That's why you hate her. Pure unadulterated envy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Paris

I read, online, that poor Paree had a stress-induced outbreak of her pre-existing Herpes problem. It was said to have become so bad that it had even spread to her anal region

All the more reason to celebrate (in a non-alcoholic, non-fun Christian manner, of course) that this poor Child has now found JESUS

I'm sure that the prison doctor could have provided her with medications to treat her herpes outbreak, and she could have stayed in jail where she belongs.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for Paris

This "Undisclosed medical condition"

I read, online, that poor Paree had a stress-induced outbreak of her pre-existing Herpes problem. It was said to have become so bad that it had even spread to her anal region

All the more reason to celebrate (in a non-alcoholic, non-fun Christian manner, of course) that this poor Child has now found JESUS

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Paris

Is there any thread you won't try and pollute with your sick lesbian fantasies?

Trust me, even if I were a lesbain, Paris would not be fantasy fodder for me. But even you have to admit that the twit has a reputation for bedding anything male that walks upright (or staggers drunkenly almost upright).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Paris

Or maybe it was a case of raging horny and there were no male guards.

Is there any thread you won't try and pollute with your sick lesbian fantasies?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Pray for Paris

Really, Rachael! I just learned that Paris Hilton found GOD in the slammer! And after only a few days! Sure beats out so many other (current) Good Christians who took actual weeks, if not months, to find God and/or JESUS!

Please do show a little respect for the poor girl! She's going to start out Right, too, Preaching of her new discovery to Larry King on TV!

I'll believe that she's changed her ways when I actually see the evidence. This "Undisclosed medical condition" that supposedly made her unable to survive in an airconditioned cell with three sqaure meals a day didn't stop her from going out and partying on a nightly basis. Maybe her "condition" is alcoholism and/or cocaine addiction, and the reason she couldn't survive is because she would not have unlimited access to her intoxicants.
Or maybe it was a case of raging horny and there were no male guards.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for Paris

Really, Rachael! I just learned that Paris Hilton found GOD in the slammer! And after only a few days! Sure beats out so many other (current) Good Christians who took actual weeks, if not months, to find God and/or JESUS!

Please do show a little respect for the poor girl! She's going to start out Right, too, Preaching of her new discovery to Larry King on TV!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Paris Hilton is a waste of oxygen

Damn.....that waste of oxygen is out already...presumably headed to her 'retox' party.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

This thread is still going? I guess I gave the TC's too much credit. I figured you guys would finally wake up and realize she is doing whatever she can to get out ASAP.

To all that keep claiming everyone else is merely jealous of her, please think a bit. There is no reason to envy that spoiled brat. I have always been glad that I wasn't raised that way because damn she is stupid/whiney/spoiled/insert good description here. Deny it all you want, but we are not jealous of her, we are simply SICK of her. Like previously mentioned, for some reason she is taking up time on news channels when there is war and death going on in the world. As for the reference I saw earlier to New Zealand, I fail to see the relevance seeing as how this is the USA. Anyways, you TC's who wish to pray for the spoiled little (insert euphemism for words I feel are not necessary), can go ahead and keep doing so, because you are giving the rest of us something to laugh about.

You can't speak for Rachael and the others who have been accused of being jealous of her. Research by even the seculiar CNN (I think it was) shows that her sentence was especially harsh. Most people don't get jail for what she did. She is being persecuted because she comes from a good family and is a pious and devout young woman who loves the Lord.

Of course you are jealous of her. You are all jealous of her because the Lord has blessed her with wealth and good looks while the likes of you and the others who want to see her crucified -- and it just about amounts to that -- are ugly and penurious by comparison. You hate her because you have this absurdly conceited and arrogant notion that you are better than she is, and that it is unfair that she has the money and good looks and you don't.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

I hope Paris Hilton hasn't found religion, or at least not until I've had my turn. LOL! You guys can have her. If she believes in Jeebus as much as she believes she has talent then she will be the best believer that fiction is real ever and will end up running your church.

Pardon? Would you like to run through that again, and try to make it a little plainer?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

If you guys hate Jews, why do you use their services?

We hate ragheads too, but they make outstanding taxi drivers. We hate commies, but they make remarkably fine products for almost no pay. We hate you, but... Well, I'll let you know if I think of an upside. Right now, there is only one thing that's important. PRAISE JESUS, SISTER PARIS IS FREE! Now I need to go get another Godly signature graphic.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

We are kind enough to spend money from our already-limited funds (just try getting a nickel out of our Jew accountants!)

If you guys hate Jews, why do you use their services?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Because this is a forum, on the internet, and is therefore a place for public chat and discussion. By putting this forum up for all to see, you're inviting them to attack your out dated beliefs.

Certainly we are not inviting any attacks. We are kind enough to spend money from our already-limited funds (just try getting a nickel out of our Jew accountants!) to try to create a forum to spread the Gospel in order to save lives and this is how we are treated: we are mocked and ridiculed in much the same way as Christ was when he was crucified. But it is all worth it to ensure that the entire world has a chance to listen to the Bible and to learn from those well-versed in Christianity. Certainly it is a joy to have one soul saved from the Eternal Torture that is Hell. Unfortunately we have to deal with trash such as yourself who come here drenched in their own false doctrines of "logic" and "science". Such is the price we pay (on top of the costly efforts of our specialists who strive to protect us from attacks from Satan and his minions).