[Kazoo]

Re: Pray for Paris

XD
Paris just ran out of influentual people she could <BEEP> to get out of trouble, so now she's going towards Jesus.

Paris is looking to screw Jesus? Damn... here comes another holy war...

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Pray for Paris

XD

If you believe this you're just as gullable as a catipiller after too much scotch.

Paris just ran out of influentual people she could <BEEP> to get out of trouble, so now she's going towards Jesus.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

You is the one that always be braggin' about how you filled yo cooter with cement to mock God, so don't be tryin'a push that off onto other folks. As a matter of fact, Brotha Temperance had not said anythang about yo "uterus" (please fo'give me, Lord!) You had brought that up on yo own.


Many times, the subject of my not wanting children is brought up by a Landovite, whether or not it has anything to do with my post, and used as an attempt at rebuke.

If you spent as much time readin' the Bible as you does obsessin' over and talkin' about yo cooter, you be the next Betty Bowers!

Me, the next Betty Bowers? I'd rather eat wax fruit.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

You're cute when you're snarky.

But why are you obsessed with my uterus?

You is the one that always be braggin' about how you filled yo cooter with cement to mock God, so don't be tryin'a push that off onto other folks. As a matter of fact, Brotha Temperance had not said anythang about yo "uterus" (please fo'give me, Lord!) You had brought that up on yo own. If you spent as much time readin' the Bible as you does obsessin' over and talkin' about yo cooter, you be the next Betty Bowers!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Which of these words do not apply to Dances with Envy?
a) witty
b) likeable
c) Christian
d) Saved
e) lady
f) consumed with resentment about her inability to have children, thus leading to her holding a bitter grudge against everything that is good.
g) All except f.

This is fun, isn't it?

You're cute when you're snarky.

But why are you obsessed with my uterus?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Which of these words does not apply to Paris Hilton?

Which of these words do not apply to Dances with Envy?
a) witty
b) likeable
c) Christian
d) Saved
e) lady
f) consumed with resentment about her inability to have children, thus leading to her holding a bitter grudge against everything that is good.
g) All except f.

This is fun, isn't it?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

...poor persecuted Christian lady....

Which of these words does not apply to Paris Hilton?
a) poor
b) persecuted
c) Christian
d) lady
e) all of the above

Correct answer: e) all of the above

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Paris

If Paris Hilton were a boy I would be organizing petitions to have President Hilton in the near future. George Bush has proven to the world that the best leaders are hard-partying aristocrats who discover the blood of the lamb and repent.

I've GOT IT! Paris Hilton should be Geroge Bush's second wife! After all, Laura also DUI'ed a lot, and she's still the best First Lady in American history - in fact, Paris reminds me of the Bush daughters, though marrying his daughters would cause a political backlash in some of the northern states.

This gives me an idea for an entire new thread: which 700 women would make the best wives for President Bush? After all, First Kings 11:1-3 says that King Solomon had 700 hundred wives and 300 hundred concubines, and surely Bush is at least as Godly a leader.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

And should never be able to mingle with the general public, until the end of time. Paris has nothing to be jealous of.

Then why do you people hate her so much? You go on about her as though she is Myra Bradley or worse. You hate her because you are jealous of her, there is no other explanation. You leave the poor persecuted Christian lady alone and focus on the beam in your own eye, Miss Chink.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Anyone who is jealous of Paris Hilton should be deemed legally and eternally insane

And should never be able to mingle with the general public, until the end of time. Paris has nothing to be jealous of.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Thank you Sister. Miss Hilton has not been blessed in a couple of respects to the extent that you yourself have, but, these small matters aside, she is a plainly lovely looking young woman. Van Helsing and her witch cronies are patently jealous of her.

Anyone who is jealous of Paris Hilton should be deemed legally and eternally insane

[Enobarbus]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

Thank you Sister. Miss Hilton has not been blessed in a couple of respects to the extent that you yourself have, but, these small matters aside, she is a plainly lovely looking young woman. Van Helsing and her witch cronies are patently jealous of her.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

I have to go with Rachael on this one - Hilton looks like a ferret in a sundress.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

Her looks? Bah, she resembles a rodent.

No she looks more like what she actually IS now...a PRAYING Mantis.

GOD Bless you Sister Paris!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Enobarbus]

Re: Don't pray for Paris

I'm sure they see to that themselves already.


Eno, she was originally found DUI!!! DUI is a MAJOR offense as it can lead to manslaughter!!! If she doesn't learn her lesson, the next headline involving that stupid spoiled slut would feature the name of her DUI victim!!!

Rubbish on two counts. She wasn't found guilty of DUI this time, just of violating her parole. In Godless New Zealand you don't even get jailed for repeat DUIs. I know of a young savage who is going up for his 5th time on a DUI and hasn't been jailed yet.

You are struggling Van Hellbound and shifting your ground. You said that the problem was that she was VIOLATING PAROLE. Now you say it's why she was on parole in the first place that counts. Your liebral and sorceress's attempts to obfuscate the issue will not wash here on God's favourite boards. With the light of Jesus in our souls and minds we see straight through your savage attempts to denigrate this poor Christian soul.

And how serious was the first offence? Are you serious about her being a real danger to society? Even secular statistics are against you. It is males under 25 who are really likely to run you down and kill you, not people like Miss Hilton. And you have nothing to worry about since Miss Hilton wouldn't be seen dead in your part of town anyway. She is a woman of quality who stays away from the slums, ghettos, and trailer parks. She wants nothing to do with the trash of society, and rightly so.

Her money, that's her parent's money more like. Her looks? Bah, she resembles a rodent. Her fame? More like infamy.
She needs to get taught a good lesson on how society works as the stupid little tart has been spoiled rotten, and people seem to care more about whether or not she's getting a manicure in jail than the atrocities commited in wars across the globe, countless people suffering! Instead, she takes up the news, valuable airtime, and for some unfathomable reason people actually CARE about her!

Yes, the liebral activist judges, the courts, liebral and feminazi scum, and all others involved should stop persecuting this pious Christian woman and do something useful. They should focus on locking up more nigras and other coloured people who are behind 99% of all rapes murders and most other crimes and leave decent white people alone.