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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.
    You'd prefer that I lay with women?

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Back on topic, Praying for Paris.
    I bet she could be one of the best tithers ever! Pray extra hard!

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    Funny.

    But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
    You take your clothes off and lay with a man??? That's perverted.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.
    That's true. Sometimes the feelings of disgust can be overwhelming after seeding my wife; it helps to have someone to share with.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?

    Funny.

    But to answer your question, it all depended on what sort of person I thought he was after having had time to get to know him. I wasn't interested in getting down with someone that I had nothing in common with when our clothes were on. It's much nicer when you have something to talk about after.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.
    And what criteria would that be? Whether you'd spit or swallow?

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Then why do you choose your "Lovers" carefully if you have a husband?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.
    Sorry - I don't sleep with dead people.
    Besides, I'm now married to the only love I need.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    LOVER! Harlot, listen up and listen well. Jesus is the only love you need.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru.

    And you would know this how? FYI, I've always been very picky when choosing a lover.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    What amazes me about this story is that Bibles are even for sale in Los Angeles. Who knew?

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.
    Friend, while I can appreciate where you're coming from; I just find it a little hypocritical coming from someone who uses their cooter like a fast food drive thru. Please attempt to show the Christian compassion that Brother Elliot is trying to elicit.

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  • Aethereal
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    Praise Jesus! She's just like me. She used to be an unsaved wretch but it looks like she's finally (again) on the right track. I'll be praying!

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord.

    She might as well. She's opened up to everyone else.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Pray for Paris

    Paris hilton is opening up to the Lord. We all need to pray that she gets the message. Pray extra hard.
    Party princess turned pending prisoner Paris Hilton seems to be sanctifying her sins by turning to the word of the Lord.
    The Hollywood Boulevard blonde was busted bumming around Beverly Hills carrying the self-help book “The Power of One” and the Holy Bible.
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